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Why YOU have to fight back - and keep fighting BACK!
Rahul MookerjeeFriend,
This wont go out as a blast to the email list. Apparently there was some issue with the auto credit card renewal or something - which will happen "tomorrow" - so for now, this is a nice little test to see how many of you come here to read "without the daily email blast" (well, the email will still go out, but it might not hit ALL your inboxes this time).
I bet most people will be reading. Hehe.
I can feel it.
But really, I've been talking to a great customer, Charles Mitchell, ex cop from the US.
And we've been going back and forth on what an utter disgrace what is going on right now is - I mean, cops on horseback for one automatically racist because some guy slipped int the river, while the horse was doing what it does best - i.e. run?
Like Mike Pompeo said, it's a matter of soverignity - bottom line - an d certain things, despite what Hiden Biden thinks - need to be made clear.
I've said this before, I'll say it again.
NO country wants illegals with no skills overrunning it's borders willy nilly, with NO due process, during COVID etc - and most gallingly, stretching an already stretched to the BRIM system!
NO country wants that - other than Liberals and Biden worshippers (my own family is that for the most part except my little girl, truly a CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK!) ... what they want? Votes!
Illegal votes, and given how they stole the election the last time I dont even think they need to get illegals in.
MOre like Bill Hates and the lot wanting cheap labor for the future and their dastardly plans - and of course most likely China pulling the strings behind the scenes...
I've said before you simply cannot kow tow to terror, that is exactly what is happening!
And this liberal disease has spread EVERYWHERE - and Nazi feminism in general is a natural outshoot of liberalism.
And it's just getting worse, friend.
Women can get away with bloody murde.r
I was talking about the insanity in my family where "if the sun doesn't rise", it's Rahul's fault.
(No wonder I went to China, Charles, to escape that lunacy!)
My so called wife, or ex wife, or whatever the term is can break things all day long, and it's Rahuls' fault.
She can always be in a bad mood, minute yours truly is, he gets threatened with bullshit.
She can complain about not having money when I send plenty - and when I send it , she never does what the money was intended for in the first place.
Nazi feminism is truly a DISEASE, my friend - and a natural offshoot and outshoot of LIBERALISM which is even worse, but at home, it's Nazi feminists that really "irritate",
And you, my friend, unless you're cuckolded Bozo Schofield - need to fight, and keep fighting.
Sometimes, you can fight directly.
Often and most of the times though, if you're dealing with Nazi feminists, the best way is indirect - to make it look you're not fighting at all.
So the idiots and morons will think, while you yourself "laugh all the way to their demise".
Sounds dramatic, maybe melo dramatic I know, but THINK - for yourself - in terms of what is happening with this world, you'll know.
And get the course on how to combat Nazi feminism right HERE.
Trust me, you guys - a lot of you will benefit like nothing else from this.
I truly speaketh from a place of experience.
And now, since I've spoken - lets let Charles speak -
It's not incompetence, or even stupidity. Joe and the democrats are doing exactly what they planned to do. Flood the country with illegal immigrants from impoverished and war torn countries and turn them into democratic voters! Joe is just a puppet and whoever is pulling the strings knows exactly what they are doing. Why do you think no congressional democrats visit the border, Why do you think the vice president(that's a joke) who is supposed to be in charge of the border doesn't go to the border? And the corrupt lying media does everything they can to protect them. Now they are trashing cops on horseback who did nothing violent to these people, not one injury! Saying they are acting like slave masters! It's a joke! This is to take the heat off of them for what they are doing or rather NOT DOING! And that pathetic excuse for a homeland security secretary is a joke. Look, they all lie right to your face and don't give a shit because really, what are you going to do about it??? If the republicans in office aren't doing anything about it , what do you think you are going to do? Joe Biden could drop his pants on national TV and take a dump and tell the public "this is what I think of you all" and the mainstream media would say that was single greatest act of presidential leadership in the history of this country! I don't understand what is happening to this country but it is obvious that this president and his administration is working hard to bring it to it's knees. I believe there are forces at play that no one even knows about. Time will tell.
Said lik e a sage, Charles, said like a sage.
Exactly my feelings, and ... well, I'll say it - what I Told him - (replied to him)
Hey Charles
Thanks for the email, great to hear back from you! How are things going for you - hows "life in general" in the world that seems to be getting loonier (I mean loony, not just crazy, haha) by the day? Seriously, some of the stuff going on...!
(my own "family" is a perfect example, hehe).
they're ALL rabidly anti Trump and worship the very ground Biden walks on, think Modi is a fool, and so forth ...
(when I told my Mom and wife about China starting this mess - remember, one can "feel" things, and no-one knew about this, but the "something is fixing to happen" feeling was there! - I mean, I lived there for years, haha - they claim "it's just politics and a theory", of course, when it's the panixine lunacy, then "you have to take it" (which I haven't, lol)).
My Mom once made the comment of "Hillary Clinton" would make the best US president, and my Dad nodded his head in agreement.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
'nuff said, so I dont even try and deal with them, like a brick wall if you get my drift, utter insanity.
LOL.
So, you can well imagine the dysfunction and chaos there (hence why I lived in China for so many years, it wasn't ideal, no, but their lifestyle etc as I mentioned before, and these lunatics I deal with family wise in India - hehe).
Gotta say though, and another customer of mine said this - my daughter is indeed a chip off the old block. Eight years in all, every bit as smart as you and I are, perhaps even more in some areas. THE ONLY POSITIVE, but boy is it a huge one!!
Back to Joe - yes, I'm not sure who is behind Joe - I dont know, Bill Gates and some of the other liberal wishy washy sorts?? Those are the guys with the money, and as you know, money is ultimately what talks in the US system as opposed to China where you can be a multi-billionaire, but that money still has to be spent per CCP rules. Of course, theres no way I'd take their system - but yeah, perhaps some of the huge property developers, perhaps some of these Bill Gates sorts that "want to own the planet" (outlandish as that might sound) . . .
Yes, it's indeed a shame the way the media takes these acts of utter "sabotage" (ie just letting people in willy nilly, releasing them - all ILLEGALS! - willy nilly into various parts of the country) - and then spins them over and over again into how "Joe" is doing the right thing by the country - if you look at his Twitter, he's even got live feeds from video calls or something he did with (apparently) random people urging them to take the panixine (and dont get me wrong - I think it's personal choice, if someone feels they need to take this vaccine - which to me isn't even a vaccine, because it ain't been properly tested, there are side effects, most of all, it doesnt do what vaccines normally do i.e. keep the damn plague away - you can still GET the damn thing after being panixated - but these vaccine mandates etc are not just unconstitutional, they're utter BS. India is a deeply flawed democracy for one, but end of the day, vaccines are still not "mandatory" in India - and they never should be either! (of course, even if it was, enforcement is lax in India, but really, Biden - China's wet dream in terms of dictatorship, the way he so called leads).
All a massive game for securing votes, I agree, but truth be told, given how the Dems secured the last election, I dont even know if they need more illegals in there to do that - unless it's for "cheap labor in the future". Yes, sounds crazy I know, but anything goes with these guys!
(and I won't even get started on Afghanistan. Haha - now THAT?? Pandering to terror, literally, the way I see it, leaving behind equipment etc (granted, all decommissioned, but you can bet China will reverse engineer them in a jiffy too...)
Yes, what really "got my goat" is the way those border patrol agents were being potrayed as racist slavemasters. Typical Liberal Bullshit, never gave the cops a chance to explain their side of it, just put together some hastily doctored images of horses running into water, and some guy slipping in the mud, and then thats racist. Just retarded, and it's insane people even believe this BS, but then again, given the level of thought the majority of people have - not surprising is it. Haha.
I mean geez, horses are used in police forces worldwide, not just in America - and NO-ONE is pointing out the fact that these guys show up ILLEGALLY - and when you tell them "nicely", they dont listen - so obviously, as Mike Pompeo rightly said, you have to show them it's unacceptable! Of course, anytime someone says that about US sovereignty, they're racist, if China and North Korea detail and shoot illegal immigrants, then they're protecting their borders, and neither Creepy Joe nor Hyena Harris will utter a word...
It's just lunacy, the way people think these days, I mean EVERY country wants legal immigrants - they're qualified and bring a lot to their "new" homes - but why would ANY country want (beyond purposes of charity to an extent) illegals with no skills, and likely criminals as well? Its sad whats happening in Haiti and other places yes, but that doesnt mean you ruin what is good to "help what is not good" - not like the US had anything to do with the Haiti mess anyway!
Lunacy, man, lunacy, unless of course China's pulling the strings behind the scenes for all this, given how Bill "Hates" and LinkedIn and the rest (I got banned from Linked In for some BS I was censored for once, I said I wouldn't say it again and then didnt - but then mysteriously three months later I got banned anyway because I wasn't going to give them my passport to send to the CCP, haha. I believe I sent several emails out about that). . .
As we discussed before, and Trump kept saying this too - everyone talks Russia, Russia, Russia, but the REAL threat is China - Russia I truly believe wants to be left alone in its massive corner of the globe - but its China that is the real problem. (but China's fixing to get theirs - it's been coming for years - the impending Ever grande collapse will truly set the cat amongst the pigeons big time. Of course, and unfortuantely, it might also lead to increased chest thumping and more chance of actual widespread war etc...)
Oh well - back to you - how is life treating you?? The UK is currently in a bit of a mess in some regards (of course the loons on the left are claiming "Brexit" did it - no it did not - Brexit was the best thing to happen to the UK in years, this EU idea was deeply flawed, I've always said that from the get go), but the rest of the world is too - how are things back Stateside??
Stay safe - train hard - and keep thinking for yourself - best thing you can do!
Politics etc aside, thanks for your support - replies, etc! You've been with me for years, so that counts for a lot.
So - thanks - and - keep me posted on how all your TRAINING IS GOING!
Cheers
Rahul (i.e fingertip pushups - HAVE you got to the magic 25/set as yet? Hehe).
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
The more I see of this man - and his antics Joe Biden, the more I think I'm a fool to think what I initially did i.e .that Joe was a nice guy, albeit unqualified to be President - big time for reasons stated many times.
Like L (we'll call him that) - a great Gorilla Grip (ADVANCED!) customer once stated, thats an image the media has given him.
And he's right! (i.e. L).
Now, I've dealt with this type all my life - idiots that dont do the thing, yell like banshees, give you guilt trips but when confronted with HARD FACTS claim "Rahul is arguing illogically" - or dont reply at all - because they HAVE no reply.
And of course, anytime YOU give them a logical reply, they start yelling like idiots and banshees "as if that will intimidate the other person" or get them to do their bidding.
Ultimately, it never has for me, and it never will.
But this latest Biden claim where he basically tears apart Federal Border Patrol in Texas ... jusrt unbelievable, and even more of a disgrace than his usual statements.
Apparently some joker made the claim that "they are running us over with horses" or some BS, and the media was more than happy to slap together some (most likely doctored) images of border patrol "gherraoing" Haitians back into the river, presumably sending them back to the Mexican side.
First thing you know, if you listen to the fine men ON THE GROUND - I'd rather to listen to a cop over a politician anyday, and the same for these Border Patrol Agents, doing a tough job, getting very little support out there, trying to keep their country SAFE!
ie. No-one "ran" anyone over with horses, not one single person in the thousands of deported illegal migrants!
Really, why would any country want illegal aliens willy nilly creating problems unless it's France??
Dont get me wrong - whats happening in Haiti is sad, but there is no reason the U.S.A should be forced to take in people from anywhere - ultimately, life's tough, people need to fix their own problems!
Bottom line.
Every country wants LEGAL migrants.
NO-ONE wants illegal migrants though - especially during raging "plague from China" times, record unemployment, social security stretched to the brink and so forth - except of course joe Biden and Kamala Harris, both making ludicrious statements against their own agents!
Apparently Sleepy Joe claims "there will be consequences", and Harris mumbled and cackled a few words to that extent too.
Yet, NOTHING - and NOONE - is saying anything about the fact these people are illegal, and shouldn't be at the border that way in the first place!
If they did that in acountry like China or North Korea, guess what would happen.
Doesnt take a rocket scientist to guess eh.
Yet, when people in the US try to protect their own borders, apparently thats not kosher and "they're obligated to take us in" mentality comes in.
Just why, may I ask?
can someone give me one good reason?
Legally, hell yeah.
Illegally - just why?
And as for the horses thing, horses are used by security forces in general globally.
Royal Canadian "mounted police" I believe.
They have 'em in the UK too.
I believe even New York officers use horses to an extent when required (crowd control etc).
Simply being on horseback doesnt mean they're using that as a weapon!
Comparisons are already being made to the slavery era - utter BS to me from where I stand, and I ain't even Border Patrol.
I think Texas should do what Governor Abbott once said i.e. build a wall on the border THEMSELVES.
Since apparently Biden and company could care less...
Truly, this admin is by far the worst ever, makes the Obama admin looks positively STELLAR by comparison, I dont ever recall Obama ever tearing his own people apart like this.
Just pathetic, Joe, just pathetic.
I'll wait for the challenge to do pushups - or the idiotic laugh he makes so often before his infantile threats.
If there ever was a man not fit to be Prez... !
Anyway, horses are fine, fine animals my friend.
There is a reason stallions are mentioned on the Barnstormer Shoulders page!
But truly, to get the workout of your life, Animal Kingdom style - and conditioning and STRENGTH - and health levels to boot - ROARING! - there is only one book that does it -
Get this NOW, my friend!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - And join the ranks of the SUPERHUMANS, hehe.
There are few stories, and few people that MOVE me as much as Herschel Walker, giant of the NFL does, my friend.
Truly a giant in all ways, and I focus more on his LIFE in my writings etc, because the physical only happened because Walker learned either himself or in the school of hard knocks, or both that the MENTAL is what counts.
Walker didnt develop the personality disorders he's written about "just for the heck of it".
Unlike Glyn Bozo, who ... but anyway, Walker was bullied to an extreme, had it TOUGH GROWING UP - and knows a thing or two about tough times and racism!
Guys like him, and David Goggins - now these are the real heroes, REAL MEN - that have dealt with real racism.
I have too, but like I said in the last email, its always ultimately rolled off me like water off a duck's back (much like with the Trumpinator, hehe, whose dealt with plenty of that himself most likely).
But Goggins, Walker, these guys - they have ALL Dealt with it in more brutal and powerful manners.
Believe me, it can wear you down - when you're a Navy Seal, and you get it thrown at you all the time for one - Goggins.
And it did me when Glyn Bozo, a supposed friend at the time I did so much to help - just turned around and viciously attacked me with his racist stuff - beyond horrible, the thinking.
Now, I waited for years black Mamba style to get my revenge, and it , believe it or not has just started.
But for the most part, even after I started speaking to Charles the mutual friend who I had ignored until then ... I couldn't understand, even with all my experience in this, how people could think that way about each other.
After all I have said about race not mattering, the MIND and the PERSON, and so forth ...
After all the support I gave Glyn Bozo for one, repeatedly giving him a long leash "because he's ultimately a nice guy" (I was so wrong) ...
But Charles, I've often wondered, why he never told me about it - or spoke up against it.
Glyn Bozo of course claims Charles was the guy that did it and pinned it on the Bozo.
Charles did it?
I still dont think so.
He has many faults, so do I (more than him most likely, hehe) - but Charles doesn't seem to be the sort of racist person the Bozo is ...
And he'd at least say it to me, I'd think.
But he didnt exactly inform me about the stuff Bozo sent me either, and of course kept funneling money to Glyn for his mad capers.
Ultimately, he learned the hard way that you can't trust a viper (Bozo).
Black mambas do a fine job of fighting them though, and winning each time.
Anyway ... Bozo is still ranting about "liposuction and asses".
As my black friend in the UK chortled, "I wont even go there".
Hehe. (Bozo was salivating about how his "ass looked while having sex" - dude's in the porn industry) ...
But believe me, it can wear you down.
The racism, the taunts, all of it ..
You have to be a special person to rise above it!
Matt Furey, another guy I greatly admire is a person like that.
(there is a reason I give him CREDIT in the 0 Excuses Fitness System. No, he didnt create HIndu squats and pushups - he freely admits that. Neither did I. And I'm sure if you were to ask the Gama back in the day, he'd say the same!
But HE (Matt) was the one who FIRST brought it to the whole world, so he deserves credit for that!
Not to mention he' sjust so damn inspiring, I should have done what he did back inthe day, but then again, those were the cushy days for me. No worries, hehe. I learned all that perhaps so I now share it on the OTHER SITE if you get my drift. Hehe. China, you beauty - in more ways than one, hehe.)
Grew up dirt poor, one of many kids (in Iowa I believe) - and made something of himself after years and years of hard knock STRUGGLES - REAL STRUGGLES.
A true example of "color doesnt mean you're privieleged!"
I highly admire Matt and have a deep respect for the man.
No, I dont agree with all he's said about China in the past, specifically during the Obama admin, but given what the liberals were doing then, it was even loonier than China, but still, I didnt agree, but NOW?
I dont know if Matt's tapped into the "headwinds" ahead of time as all great visionaries do gut wise.
I've always done it!
But these days you won't hear him talking so much about China as he did in the past.
He knows as well as you and I do that they did WRONG - have been doing WRONG, but much like I FINALLY took an interest in politics to a degree starting 2020, Matt knew that was the tipping point.
He doesnt mention it anywhere, of course.
Thats fine!
But ask him, I'll bet thats what he THINKS.
Other greats like Ben Settle etc - another dude I greatly admire - and I DO agree with all he says - business and life wise (another one of those guys who for years didnt even have an apartment and bed to sleep in!) ... they'll all tell you one damn thing.
Dont let it wear you down.
Because once you give in, you're gone.
Keep fighting, my friend.
And if anything, that is the spirit that Battletank Shoulders, Pushup Central, and some of my other great books espouse.
Fight - till the end.
And you'll see why I keep saying it's all very worth it!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
Why I "shake a tree and money falls out - sackfuls of it!"
Rahul MookerjeeI've been experiencing an exponential increase in the number of idiots coming up to me about two things.
First, my products being too expensive - a rant that is SO OLD that now when I hear it I either yawn - or I just direct them to one of the numerous pieces out on it.
Sometimes I increase the price a bit more just to piss these people off even more, hehe.
Gotta have fun while you can ...
And second, the common refrain of NO gratitude - i.e. shown towards me for what I do, and I dont even mean fitness wise.
I wrote about appreciation in the last email, how I show it ... provided there is GOOSE AND GANDER applicable!
But a lot of the idiots that keep getting back to me "oh, life is so easy for you!"
"Oh, he has all the money in the world to stay there!"
"Oh, he has a lot of money!"
From a certain standpoint,I just applaud myself - both for my results and the fact it's ticking of the idiots and Bozos galore.
(though to be honest, they told me this even when I did NOT have money - years back - lesson learnt right there for some people, I'd say!)
i.e its about a rich mindset more than anything else, you attract the rest or figure out how to.
Or both.
But anyway, in the past I'd get irritated and sometimes fight with these people.
Now?
I just grin back - my best Cheshire Cat Grin!
And tell them the following -
"I just shake a tree and money falls out - the money tree".
And then I smile in my nicest manner at them - really, and tell them this.
"Nooo, I'm NOT EVEEEEEEEEEEN being sarcastic" ...
Hehe.
From a certain standpoint I'm not, actually.
I just do what "Steven California" on Dongguan Expat did all those years ago i.e. "shake a tree and see what nuts fall out" - usually a lot of them do. hehe.
Christina, that gorgeous chick I keep talking to cannot understand it.
She once told me "I was a foreign loser and part time worker!" (because I wasn't running after houses, cars or money).
I grinned at her, thanked her.
Of course, she later got back with this.
"I forgot how world is, my English so poor, I no mean so direct!"
She meant every word of it. At the time. Hehe.
But the other day, she was mystified.
"How can you not be tense, Shenzhen and everywhere in China is SO TENSE about money now, and you you just enjoy!"
I giggled back at her.
"Hey, I'm the foreign loser with no money"
.... And I let it hang.
And she finally laughed about it too, realizing she "trapped herself" in that vortex. Hehe.
Look, obsessing over or worrying about something will only drive that something further away from you.
Times are only as tough as we MAKE them, my friend.
And this money tree thingie?
I'm sick of how these idiots dont appreciate the time and effort - learning - often times in a brutal manner "school of hard knocks" it takes to plant the seeds I do, wait for them to sprout (not all do) - maintain a positive outlook amidst Bozos - and more.
It doesnt just happen by magic, my friend.
Nothing ever "just happens".
And thats just the business side of it.
What about the time and effort, and YEARS UPON YEARS spent "in the trenches" learning my craft, doing what I do?
These idiots would never acknowledge or appreciate any of it.
"It's so easy".
So I smile back.
"Hey, why dont' you do it too!"
The look of RAGE in their eyes is just priceless, hehe, and I thrive on it so!
Anyway - had to say that.
And heres a final reminder - or maybe the second last one.
Today is the LAST day for the GlynBozo sale - a lot of you have responded - kudos - and thank you!
But those that haven't - those that are just clicking and saying "no" (but clicking away anyway - believe me, I can track these things down to a very minute T - nothing if not a fan of how Amazon mines its data for one, hehe - they've got it down to a point where they know - sort of - what your mindset is even AFTER you leave their site! - and they use that to get you to come back to theirs, and sell to you!) .. well - the clock is ticking.
Sale ends today my friend.
So make haste while the sun shines!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Or hay, I suppose, hehe.
Why the impending collapse of "Evergrande" is but a symptom of the wider disease in China ... (the FINANCIAL system)
Rahul MookerjeeEeerie, isn't it?
I think it was September ... when was it, Sep 15, that Lehmann Brothers collapsed in 2008 leading to the end of the merry old "freewheeling days" for many globally?
That was coincidentally, or around that date, when the lawyers cheated me in an infamous - by now - court case!
That same day, actually. Hehe.
I remember coming back home in 2008, and Dad asking me "have you heard the news"?
I hadn't.
Then I got it.
Lehmann Brothers had collapses, and of course, the domino effect was felt globally, in America too - but the ripple effects globally never quite went away.
When the US sneezes, the rest of the world does indeed COUGH! - and how.
Now, years later, 13 years later - China's most massive property developer is heading for collapse.
I'm sure y'all have heard the stories on that one.
Thing is, for those of us in China, this has been old news. Those that actuall yhave a brain and aren't Tom Tommming retards and Bozos that is. Or, brainwashed sheep and there are many of those.
I've said it once, I'll say it again.
China's rapid, breakneck growth didnt just happen because the rest of the world fueled it and slept on the threat - it happened because it's in many way s(their economy) all gloss and no glitter.
Ghost towns, highways to nowhere, spanking new apartment buildings FLAT EMPTY ... it's all been going on for a while, even tne world's largest mall there was empty for a while!
dont believe me?
I've been there - to that mall.
And I've said for a long time their 14 trillion economy is actually a lot smaller.
Dont get me wrong, China still packs a mammoth punch economically - 9 trillion is a hell of a lot of money!
But it's still a lot smaller than made out to be - or looks on the surface, and economic disparity in China now is at all time highs.
The discontent is bubbling - big time.
And the thing no-one is talkign about?
The US system suffered a nasty shock with Lehmann Brothers, yes.
something no-one anticipated - yet, the underlying checks and balances and REAL FREEDOM - and capitalism that made the US what it is today - ensured that it came out of that crisis.
If there is another crisis like that it will shake America no doubt.
But the economy will ultimately weather it (albeit with a lot of pain).
China?
Not so likely, friend.
One massive collapse like that - and the cat will truly be amongst the piegons.
(A massive, giant DEBT INFESTED bubble that has been GROWING like a cancer for YEARS)
(And just look at what people in China on Weibo etc are saying about the company, and economy in general if you dont believe me!)
I hate to say "I told you so", but brace for it - the end in that regard is nigh.
Yes, to Tom Tom's who claim "no prizes for being right" - there might not be any
But foresight saves many an ass...
And the repercussions for being wrong, well, I'd rather be on the right side.
This is an interesting one, coming as it does right smack on the heels of not just Mid Autumn mooncake festival in China, but a massive, albeit COVID interrupted upcoming National Day holiday in China.
And the Chinese govermnent, especially Xi in his Mao avatar is in no mood to bail these companies out either - its all going back to a Maoist era.
Interesting times indeed, as for the fabled mooncakes?
I dont know - I never quite liked 'em, and have been guilty of tossing many a cake in the trash because I was given them, but no-one wanted to take them back, so ...
But hey, that CHinese lager, some of it is pretty damn good. Hehe.
Give me a Stella any day though!
I'm out.
Remember to pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System right here - remember, the Glynbozo 25% off discount applies, and in these times, might as well take all the discounts you can get!
Best
Rahul Mookerjee
I love me some good slapstick comedy, my friend, and those of you that know my love for "PG Wodehouse" and his great "Jeeves/Wooster" books (though all his books were great, these are the best known!) know this.
This extends to movies as well.
And if we're talking Bollywood (I rarely watch Bolly, Holly, Molly, Or Tolly wood - Dolly wood? Now thats a different tale, hehe, getting woodies with "Dolly's" ... ah, wait, I'll leave that to Glyn, hehe. But, Dolly wood I believe it is in TN named after the lovely Dolly Pardon, I did go there once, liked it!) ... the Houseful series warrants a huge mention.
I once wrote on Twitter that the much "me too" maligned (and it's all BS most likely) Sajid Khan I believe is a genius bar none.
He truly understands two things -when you "sell" anything at a level 6-8 year olds find nigh hilarious, then things HAPPEN - movies become super hits - and sales BOOM.
That sort of entertainment is what does it for all of us, takes us away from the real world, rum dum, and so forth ...
And in the first installment of the movie, one of the male leads is a loser - prime loser.
HE gets married after ages, woman leaves him for another man on his wedding night.
Goes to a friends house, ends up in bed with his friend of all things ...
Tries to clean the house, makes a royal mess of it.
Doesn't sound too funny, does it?
Nah - it don't - but SEE the movies, even without subtitles, you'll find it so hilarious your sides will ache while laughing.
The last "Houseful 4" wasn't that great.
But the first three, all hilarious capers, all themed on similar situations, and just I dont know, if you're into slapstick, a must watch!
Now, in #1, there was this background song that kept playing.
"He's just a loser", the song went as the hero kept "failing". "Oh what a loser...!"
In real life, dude's anything but a loser.
One of the #1 Bollywood stars, I think ...
But that song if anything reminds me of Glyn, on his insane rants since this morning apparently.
And the most insane of them all?
Apparently he's messaging chicks (Ada Wong being one) with this sort of thing.
"Im so GLAD you won't have sex with me, or do anything with me!"
"Madam, I want to feel CLOSE TO YOU!"
And other such inane rants like he sent JOsie about "being her servant". (we covered that before, but what we didnt cover is he told her, or someone apparently "not to do house work so her hands would stay soft" or some, I mean really, this guy takes INSANITY to a new level altogether).
Just reading these nonsensical texts, doesnt a weird vibe permeate?
No wonder women block him left, right and center (and the opposite with your truly).
Hey, even if you gotta be a cuck and simp, do it right - Bozo fails to get even that right.
And I fail to understand, something even the simpiest of all simps would do i.e. take some if it's offered on a platter (albeit from fat 60 plus year old women he's chasing apparently) ... not so for the Bozo who prefers "mouth in ass - male or female" - and hand to wanker.
his own, at that.
Apparently he prefers "vise like grip" as he keeps saying.
No doubt he's drunk as usual.
And we'll see what he does for this upcoming "Troll Anniversary" - an event unto itself we'll celebrate here with some gigantic goodies, more on that later!
But for now, really... what a LOSER this guy is!
And no doubt if he'd follow some of my tips in Zero to Hero, he'd at least PROGRESS along the path to becoming a "better loser" ... but then again, he's too lazy to do anything, so we'll leave that one be!
But truly, that book above WILL take you (the normal and sane person) from ZERO to HERO status if you DO what is told there.
And that, friend, is that.
Pick up the 0 Excuses Fitness System too while you're at it - truly the winner of all winners out there!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
Lets start this one off on a slightly different, more direct tack than I often do.
No story, no storytelling, no puns, nothing - just a direct question.
Lets say (as an example) that pull-ups are your primary means of staying fit.
One day, out of the blue you suffer a freak injury to your shoulder that makes it nigh IMPOSSIBLE to pull in the pulling position - and pretty damn tough to do most pushups.
Or, most styles that really work.
Remember, you've been counting on the pull-up primarily and handstand pushups, regular pushups etc as a backup - for upper body fitness and strength yes, but also cardio and FAT burning.
You've been doing great.
After the injury, which can last say ... a month at least to fully heal -now what?
You do pushups alone.
But you can only do so many.
Then you figure, OK, no problem. I remember Rahul said in 0 Excuses Fitness that LEG training is where it's at.
Train the legs and back, you train the entire body!
So you figure you'll climb hills - sprint 'em - except there is one problem.
There are none nearby.
You figure you'll use STAIRS.
But in your little bitty town, there are neither towering skyscrapers nor any form of stairs.
What do you do then?
I could answer this for you, yes.
But what I covered above is this - you had a backup - which failed.
You had another one - for that backup - which you couldn't use.
I think we went through three backups above, right - before coming to the unmentioned fourth.
Now, what the 4th is isn't that important as remembering to BACKUP - everything - always - multiple times - in scores of locations - life wise, fitness wise, and "all" wise.
I've been doing this instinctively ever since I can remember.
It's one of the central maxims any decent intelligence agency anywhere operates by in terms of training manuals.
I.e. backup, backup, and MORE backups!
You can never have enough ...
Trust me, when it all starts going to hell, you'll often times need those backups, and then some.
True, for me, I dont plan any of it consciously. It just happens that way.
But do it consciously or not, have a solid backup system you must ...
And thats something I give you with my fitness books.
Each of the books is not just a fitness routine unto itself - the programs and workouts therein give you backups for damn near EVERY situation.
And certainly all of the ones mentioned above and then some!
True, they dont cover what to do in water or air - but we're not the Special Forces here, hehe.
We're simply trying to get into and STAY in the best shape of your - our - lives - no?
And again, ferocity of my routines aside (indeed, some of these types of routines are used by boxers, wrestlers, Special Forces and some of the most accomplished men in the world) - it's the VARIETY and "backup always available nature" which really makes them special - and stand out.
As people have said, there truly are no other books out like this.
And we're out in HARDCOVER NOW TOO!!!!
Truly going towards "collector's item" status with each step.
And you'll want to start with getting the 0 Excuses Fitness System in any of it's avatars right HERE.
Do so - now!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
P .S - Pushups for damn near every occasion and eventuality - Pushup Central ! (truly a MINDBLOWING course this one).
PS #2 - And lets face, it folks. Ebooks are great, and convenient, but the sight, smell and scent of a physical book (yes I said those last two words - hehe - I have this odd habit of "smelling" books when they come) ... and the FEEL. Nothing beats it!
I've got several interesting tidbits to share with y'all on this one! Hehe.
Dont ask me how - but a little birdie whispered some things to me - or "tweeted", if you were to ask me in a literal sense. Hehe.
"Your Dad's a little nutty!"
No, not YOURS - although the old man might well be a bit batty in some cases, but I'm talking ME here.
That was what MY dad said about me recently, hehe.
Why?
Well, apparently like most of the libtards and Bozos out there advocating UNCONSTITUTIONAL Hiden Biden vaccine mandates, which completely ignoring that maybe, just maybe , if we had to mandate something, it should be something that actually WORKS - you know, like a REAL fuckin vaccine - or mandate health and fitness and a proper diet - not that I would advocate mandating anything, but if you had to.
Maybe my Dad could do what he keeps claiming I never do i.e. dont look at just what the man says and how he says it, but overall.
Maybe he could look at the mess Hiden Biden has created on the border - and how he's emboldened dictatorships GLOBALLY.
Maybe he could look at, you know, the mess Biden created in Afghanistan.
All far more important than this vaccine crap people with nothing better to do are intent on trying to shove down people's throats.
Anyway, apparently my little girl was at her grandparents, they were complaining (my grandparents) - or maybe my daughter was asking, I'm not quite sure which "why Americans - some - aren't getting vaccinated".
According to Hiden Biden, that number is in the minority.
According to me, no. . .
According to me, it's all part of the idiotic scare campaign the media has going on to pull more into the sheeple mode of thinking.
My Dad's answer apparently was "they're like your Dad, a little nutty".
My little girl thought I'd be pissed upon hearing that. HEhe.
Me? Pissed at that?
"Honey, thats a compliment" I tweet-guffawed back at her (I use the word tweet for a reason, hehe, speaking in FORKED tongues here).
But it's all true!
And it IS a compliment.
First thing you know, and these were all things I told her, and keep telling her.
Anytime you try to be different, or ARE different, do more than what the average Bozo does in a lifetime in a week or so - well, you'll be criticized.
Anytime you're the sore thumb people will try and fix it.
Or, the crab that tries to climb out of the bucket, or, the nail that sticks out - or a DOER, in short.
Visionaries throughout the ages have been ridiculed for it, and my daughter from what she tells me faces the same thing in the parks etc when she goes out to play with other kids because she is different.
Of course, for her, my wife and grandparents oddly enough "think it's OK".
For yours truly, of course, I gotta be a Tom Tom (according to them).
And if not, "Americans are like Rahul a bit nutty".
I mean, Jesus Christ, I see that as a compliment again ... Haha.
The numero uno country in the world got where it did by being a little nutty and different, I'd say!
And I'd rather BE nutty or whatever these nuts call me and keep my freedom of choice - and my freedom of THOUGHT - and therefore, my results and actions.
Tom Tom's my friend only criticize you because YOU have something inside of you they never had, and never ever will Have.
Its as simple as that, especially when the criticism comes behind your back and when you did nothing to them anyway so if you were really "nothing and nobody" - no-one would be talking about you and gossipping anyway, yet they do ... Hehe.
There it is, my friend.
Contradictory, but very true.
Bezos once said if you want to be an entrepreneur, you have to be willing to be misunderstood for long periods of time.
And, being called a "bit nutty". Hehe.
Hey.
I'll honestly take that, Dad - And proudly mention to everyone I meet!
Anyway, enough on that front.
Remember, nuts are the ones that always drive change - in any way , shape or form - globally.
And this here nutcase tells you the nuttiest (so it seems) yet MOST results producing fitness system out there - revolutionary till this date - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
Get your nut - uh, I mean, thang, hehe - on NOW.
Best,
Mik ... ah, I forgot. I'm Mike in China , I'm mike on another site, but here, I'm good ole Rahul Mookerjee. Hehe.
PS - As for Hiden Biden's silly mandates, they're unconsitutional and won't pass muster in court, it's as SIMPLE as THAT.
PS #2 - The other loony tidbit?
"Mommy's got the vaccine". (but secretly).
Now, my wife and Mom have a strange sort of thing goin gon i.e. "friends when convenient, enemies when not" so who knows.
But last I asked my wife, she was very admantly NOT getting it.
I dont know if she did some drama or what not about it - but if I were a betting man, I'd bet on her NOT having got it. Hehe. (and told my Mom "what she wanted to hear").
I suppose that is one way of handling it...
Then again, what do I know.
I've been wrong before, but not most of the time!
This last PS never went out to the list. Perhaps it will soon!
Anyway if there is one good - so called good - thing covid19 has done, it's exposed pre-existing weakness and fissures on all fronts like never before.
Relationships included.
So in that regard, gotta say at least THAT is a good thing, ie. you might say all this drives wedges between people, but to me, if this didn't something else would, and might as well get it all over with as far as I see rather than prolong what isn't.
I dont expect you, the reader to agree, or not, but thats my take on it.. .
Why ultimately its brains and money - in that order - that makes the "studs".
Rahul MookerjeeIt's interesting, my friend.
For a "dark bedroom dwelling beer swilling maniac" - the long, long list of women that I've been with, that continues to grow, my prodigous output both "there" and books wise - and writing wise - and emails wise ... results, and so forth ...
Staying in shape no matter what.
Taking what life has to throw at me down the years (more than what most people could begin to imagine), and ultimately twisting it into a pretezel, tossing it right back ...
"Conversation rules the nation!" (TEMB, you were right - it isn't the hair or body that does it,hehe).
Or the "size" or lack thereof.
It also, and Bozo is a perfect example - RUINS the nation...
The point here is women, my friend.
I am UBER selective - to the point of being extremely fastidious about WHO I chat to - and that extends to women too.
The minute anyone is an energy drain on me, or a vampire, or "doesnt respond" or other BS o r "too busy" - I cut them out of my life.
I dont delete, block etc - in some cases, yes, but I do that MENTALLY.
For me, that very long list of women?
MOST, if not all those women were all gorgeous - they ALL had money (without exception, and at the time, more than me).
Some married, some not ...
And this may come across as even stranger, but for someone that keeps preaching, and rightfully so the benefits of being FIT -when I was a phat phock and out of shape - I had some of the best experiences of my life in that regard.
It wasn't because I was "married and fat and happy either".
Most of that time, I was "single".
It was something else, friend.
Ultimately, its what Carol once told me.
"Talking to you, I found it very interesting!"
And THAT is what does it. The brains.
She had a long, long list of men HANKERING after her which she kept on hold.
A lot of the other girls did to as "they wanted to see how and where Rahul and them would work out" first.
Then they went to those guys, or didnt... (after I left, or whatever happened).
Lucy, a girl I know recently sent me a message about "you just want me for yourself!"
Which is astouding given she sleeps around causally, and I asked her about it, and I encourage it.
By all means, if a woman wants to do that ...
But for me, "I want YOU, you're better than them", she keepst elling me - something didnt fit.
The conversation, the communication - it didnt feel right.
Most guys would just for the "kill" and notch another notch up or some rubbish.
I do so without even thinking about it and NOT going for the kill - astounding as that might sound.
True, that leads to cases like Grandmother Ashley occasionally who other than their marriage have done F all sexually in their lives.
It also leads to cases where "my husband not so romantic as you!" - these women learn and enjoy sexuality like nothing they've ever done before.
And so do YOU i.e. me in that case by extension obviously.
I wrote about how it's businessmen that most women hanker after.
It's not so much the politicians or movie stars or studs - its those with brains - that usually create businesses with good eventual cash flow (until they crash, and then they rebuild again) ...
...It's the BRAINS!
The brains is what eventually leads to MONEY down the line.
And we all know what women want the most. Even women want "it" - yes - but for women, stability and money trumps all "ultimately" and she will make sacrifices in any regard for that.
Men ultimately won't. (ie men ultimately do what they do for some sort of SEX or sexual desire and proceeding towards fulfiling that desire SOMEHOW in some way, shape or form)
Thats just how we're wired, my friend, and trying to change it doesnt work.
Trying to understand it, and play the game accordingly - works - and how!
As for yours truly, I'd rather have women that dont sleep around with a bazillion different men.
And have always had ...
And "loose sleeping around" doesnt cut it for me (when it comes to women).
Call me a misogynist, but there it is ..
Alright enough of this.
But it needed to be said!
Hey, there are some things women can do and men can't - it works the SAMe in reverse too.
And if you're still thinking "its the body that attracts" - well, get that body then - and do so by getting on the system there - truly turning you from "dud" to Stud in all regards - the 0 Excuses Fitness System.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - And I'd rather not, and never have been a notch on any woman's "post" either, hehe. Always had higher standards for myself than that, and it shows!
Why yours truly takes females bitching about male celeb's "lack of prowress" in bed with a grain, pinch and SEVERAL PINCHES of salt - rock salt at that!!
Rahul MookerjeeIt could be Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels, the latter bitching about his lack of stayng power, the shape of his nether parts or what not.
It could be Sly Stallone and Brigette Nielsen, the latter complaining about much the same thing (for an ex porn star at that! I mean, the stupidity of it all - Sly was good enough to make money that way when the chips were down, and...)
But it's a common refrain - females having abnormal expectations of male celebs and then complaining about their lack of prowress in bed.
Ever notice these females where THEY are when they complain - and where the men are?
Look at Brigette where she is today - and Sly.
Ditto for Trump and Stormy!
Not to mention, some of these women are the bitchiest, most entitled and most domineering ever!
(and you CAN profit from that, if you know HOW - trust me, it isnt what youre thinking either).
I'll always remember Marc the African silverback Gorilla complaining about a woman that once messaged him out of the blue (well, he messaged her, actually, I believe) and the upshot?
She wanted a house and car before even "talking further".
"she's over 43, and so damn entitiled", he went.
I dont want a woman that doesn't turn me on, he continued. I'm over 40, and ...!
Now, I agree with that part of what he said - completely so!
Not to mention, successful men TRANSMUTE Their sexual energy into their WORK, and have no time for BS or honey do's.
When we're with women, we like to be treated WELL - not like Bozo Schofield does. "in ass".
Anyway, I believe I told you some interesting tales about Grandmother Ashley in the last email?
I edited that one on the site, and added in a few tidibits as well, namely about how her so called cleaning wasn't much, if at all, better than my own - not to mention the bitching up a storm and of course, as for Bozo Schofield we dont know what his skills are there either, but anyway ..
So that night of the "infamous" HJ
"You dont need me", she kept moaning.
Repetition of the same chant, the same incantations, the same affirmations leads to belief, and once that belief becomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.
They did - or the lack of things happening that night.
So much did she piss and moan that I got sick of hearing about it.
She went to bed.
I drank a six pack, and joined her (that was like 14 beers already).
Middle of the night, I was snoring peacefully.
She did something that brought me "boing" if you get my drift.
But as I was starting to enjoy it, she stopped.
Got on top.
Ugh.
Nothing wrong with cowgirl, or cowboy, but you know, sometimes, some other things feel better, I told her that.
(sometimes a man just wants to be a lazy ass in bed and enjoy if you get my drift, not to mention after like 15 beers...)
And the amount she bitched again ...!
Then the next morning, we woke up at 6 - or I did, then she did too.
"Ashley, you sleep", I told her.
I gotta go climb!
"I'll climb with you!" she went.
Now, nothing against climbing hills with women - I do and have done plenty of that.
But her, I knew she'd never be able to keep up with me on the hill.
And, she didnt look like she ever climbed either (she wasn't really fat, but she was too bodacious if you get my drift - apparently yoga shomga did squat all for her, as I keep saying. HA!)
Even Jassy the yoga Queen has come around to understanding that.
Anyway, I tried tellng her no, finally she got pissed off and left, not the ideal start to the morning at all ...
And I told her, Ashley, you dont look like you ever climb!
"How do you know", she went.
Well, because I spend like 5-6 hours out there daily I told her, because I've never seen you there, and ...
"How do you know! I could come when you were not there!"
Maybe she did, but she sure didnt LOOK it.
And she sure wouldn't have been able to keep up with meon the hill!
Anyway, back to successful men and some of the women complaining - they dont GET IT.
Look at where these women are, how they got there, and where they are today.
Look at the men, their stories, if they did it themselves, went through the school of hard knocks, whether the women did too, you know, all those hard to ask questions.
These questions answer a lot.
Ashley for one tom toms her various pharamices and what not, fact is this - without her Dad supporting her with MONEY and then her husband (who has hotels or something) - it wouldn't never have happened.
Sure, she repaid it.
But, all too often, men never get that initial BOOST ... women DO!
And the next time when you hear Stormy Dan or whatever whining bout the Trumpinators wang doodle, just pause and think "what about HER".
Not exactly a spring chicken for one ...
Anyway, where am I going with this - I dont know.
seemed like the ideal rejoinder to the last GrandMother Ashley Email I sent out!
And also, a perfect place to promote 16 INspirational Fitness Recollections, another book that has seen a lot of interest.
Along with this, which is a tiny purchase - make sure to pick up a bad one - or a big one - or a BIG BAD one too - the BOOK OF ALL BOOKS set to come out - Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness.
Price will go up dramatically very soon.
And, the baseline of all fitness systems here.
OK, thats it for now.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
More...
I once briefly - very much so - dated a girl named Ashley (so was her English name).
Eyes full of naughty candor, hidden desire and more - yet, externally (and I dont mean clothes etc - she wore the most revealing clothes ever) - you'd be forgiven for thinking "Prude Central".
She was of course the same dame that ... ah, but lets recap it in brief.
When we went on our first date, it was a movie we watched, and dinner etc too I believe.
Well, actually not - that was second maybe.
Before that, we did something - I can't remember what.
And as she dropped me off in her car back home I did what was normal - absolutely so for me.
I leant over - gave her a kiss - smack on the lips, and made to leave ...
WHOA!
Wait a minute.
Did I just kiss her?
Felt like a cold sod actually, and I tried again.
I'd need a screwdriver to pry open them lips, hehe.
And not the kind you drink either! :LOL
I brought this up.
"Ashley, all I'm tryhing to do is kiss you".
And I went again.
Gash!
Just hilarious when I think about it, yet the statement she made, half giggling, half serious
Made me GOOGLE, GOGGLE, and more!
"My mother tell me that ..." then she stopped.
OK, what did she tell you.
"My mother tell me that ..."
OK, like WHAT did she TELL YOU???
"My mother tell me kiss on cheek, OK! But man who kiss on lips, velly bad man!"
Or I think, something to the order of "never let man kiss on lips!"
I think I wrote about this stupidity before, but what I didnt mention - is that I roared in laughter when I heard that. Remember, it wasn't like she was 19 years of age either - over 30, and thats being kind!
I literally ROARED, and eventually she got the joke, so much so that that night when she went back home and texted naughty - one of the texts went "Mommy said that .... "
Anyway she wasn't a bad person.
I think she also said "why you no do in movie theater, why you want in car".
Thats interesting the questions girls have asked me, Carol for one would always ask "why so many kiss in car".
Well, what else is there to do eh.
A mans gotta be a man!
And in the movie theater, I dont know - with Carol it was more her telling me "you're not interested in the movie, you want other things!"
So I did, and always have, nary a movie have I ever actually "watched" with a girl unless the movie is REALLY good.
But with Ashley that day, I dont know, there wasn't any hanky panky in the theater.
Anyway, Mommy apparently also told her that (she didnt say this, but that was likely her upbringing) that "men HAVE to "go down there" but for women it's optional".
I mean really, she bitched up a freaking thunderous thunderstorm over it, when she finally did it,she was nigh terrible at "lo lo" if you get my drift.
I didnt dare to ask for "go go" either.
(and, I dont know if she knows it, but for a brief while, I actually had her name on WeChat as "Grand Mother Ashley")
Then the infamous "cleaning your house" episode.
I was trying to wriggle out of a date or something by saying "I've got cleaning to do".
(which I did, and Bozo Schofield wasn't there either to do it, so I, since I did NOT want to call in gaggles of maids - figured I'd get to it and be done with it).
Ashley thought otherwise.
"Lets go out! I'll do it for you later!"
No, I , uh, I interjected, but she showed me cleaning supplies which she had apparently already bought, so that was that.
When she actually did the cleaning though, I learnt her version of cleaning was to complain every minute while she did it and expect me to join in.
I was like, if I've got to do it anyway, why wouuld you offer Ashley?
No answer, of course.
(not to mention she did a shitty job at it, not much better than my own admittedyl crappy cleaning skills. Wonder where the Bozo was when he was needed, hehe.)
Anyway, needless to say that relationship didnt last too long.
and shortly thereafter, the infamous hissy at the learning center where she strode in wearing mico minis or something - and complained about the A/C being on16 in the heat of summer.
Gotta give it to her, brains, I probably had more in my little head than she up there.
Then again, thats true of Nazi feminists in general, and it's why I teach you how to combat and profit from it as I do - because, I, my friend, have been there, done it, and moved mountains in that regard.
So can YOU, if you LEARN how to.
Trust me, so worth it.
Ashley shows up in several other books not on the site.
And again, she's not a bad girl per se.
Looking at her photos, you'd be forgiven for thinking "sheer lust".
Which she had as well, of course.
But I never got the "you dont need me" part after she gave me a HJ once.
I dont want to get too risque here, but as I lay there, relaxed, she started.
"You dont need me!"
"You just need ...: "
Nigh absurd, of course given that ... but not any more so than her statement (she was a nurse in another life) of "men should wash before sex, but I dont need to, because I'm a nurse!"
Just IDIOTIC to the extreme.
Of course, she knew precious little about male anatomy, so it maks me wonder what sort of nurse she was.
Anyway, the "mother told me comment" makes me guffaw every time I hear it, so I Thought I'd share it, being the big bad male I am ...
And, thats a recollection yes - the Fitness ones, equally inspiring - are right here - 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections.
Women dont even get a mention that book, bro.
All REAL MALE ALPHA MALE - DOG - STUFF!
You'll want to pick it up now.
i.e. if there is one thing your "mother should have told you", (Ahsley speak, hehe) it is that.
But mothers and inane advice aside (though often times fathers aren't much bettter) ...
I saw a sage quote from the Trumpinator's son on Twitter.
"If they want to mandate everything for the so called health of people, why not mandate proper diet and exercise".
SAGE.
And something as y'all know, I've been shouting myself hoarse about from the rooftops ever since last year.
I mean, do we ever hear anyone talk about health - and fitness - the right way?
Or even any sort of fitness?
All panic and panixines that just dont work, and I wasn't shy about saying that on Twitter to him either.
Anyway ...
I dont know if Mom or Dad (anyone's) would recommend what I am below, but the BEST thing you can do for yourself now in that regard, my friend, is place the pre-order for Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness.
This is truly the best and most astounding fitness book I've ever written (almost done - kettlebells remain) ... and given all I've put out as of now, thats saying a hell of a lot.
You'll want to grab this NOW, my friend.
Dont delay a second longer.
Place the preorder NOW - and email when you do, and I'll place your name on that "roll of honor" of DOERS AND REAL MEN TOO!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS - Ashley, and the tales I have, not just about her, but in general. HA!
(That one time when I was doing what real men do on the couch after inviting her back, i.e. "cop a feel" (she was bodacious) and she'd keep slapping my hand away because "we need turn light off before make sexy". UGH)
(and her comments of "you are ENGLISHMAN from NEW YORK" so why you no blue eyes!).
Like, super ugh ...
Uncle Bob, Uncle Charles ... LOL. I dont know why that just came to mind, but before y'all send me ANGRY REJOINDERS i.e. how dare I call you that - relax.
I didnt.
I am NOT calling YOU, the reader the F term in the subject line above.
It was what Charles the former friend once "complained about" to me though - during that one infamous meeting with Glyn Bozo and himself.
Bozo was sitting outside drinking free beer either Charles or me bought him (before he gorged on free stuff he pestered - cum - made an ass of himself - cum - I better not say that c word, bozo might ...- "felt sorry for Bozo" that I bought him and he despite saying he would pay, couldn't find an ATM or some nonsense when it was time to, he had a phone, of course, but he wouldn't use it - like Charles said - Glyn NEVER pays!) ... and was pretty oblivious to it.
But Charles - or me, actually had to go take a leak.
Peeeeeeeeeeeee as the Bozo for some reason pronounces it.
I wont' go any further.
So I tried to find a restroom nearby.
Charles slapped me one on the thigh.
"Just go THERE!" he pointed to some gate and some house in a quiet residential compound.
Now, I hesitated.
I'm hardly the sort to go piss on people's doorsteps!
I've done it on highways etc before in China, but only when, as Carol with me at the time said "well, there's no toilet nearby, how we DO!"
I still wonder how women in general "hold it" that long.
But anyway ...
(bozo probably knows that, hehe)
(apparently he sits down or what not to "go")
But anyway ... my second thoughts or reservations about what Charles asked me to do was why he called me a faggot - in a friendly manner, of course.
But I dont get it, since when did making a nuisance out of oneself NOT make one a faggot?
I'd say the public louts and drunks for one at football matches or what not fit that category.
Sit outside, drink all you like - thats fine - but when you go peeing on peoples gates or doorsteps and run away, you're no better than the mangy dogs on the street, at least so I think. One thing to "find a spot in the woods" - or even trees - but publicly in front of people's houses?
I dont think so friend.
And it would get you shot in many a location.
The Chinese, of course, just call the police. Hehe.
Anyway ...
thats what I think of often - the expression when some idiot emails me like he did the other day.
"I want more products"
Apparently that three page email - one page was dedicated to "how I browsed all your products", couldn't find what I liked, so I want more - except he's been saying this since 2016 and when it comes time to buy - like Glyn Bozo, he's always got an excuse not to. (not that I'd want Bozo buying, I'm talking mentality here).
And with his inane comments about "you always sell!' and associated moans, I should have just told him what Charles stold me.
"Dont be a faggot!"
On a seperate note, that night. Glyn apparently didnt just "go" - but squatted pants down to do "2" if you can believe that, but if you ask certain people in the know, and again, this is on camera, this idiot was so drunk (perhaps high too) - I still remember his voice that day lurching along to monkey biz - that he took a "2" in class right there and then.
I'm using the number because, I dont know, Glyn is just UGH.
And for a nut like that, obviously defecating in public is no big deal.
He'd be right at home in Shantram's novel where they speak of "doing it n India on the Bombay seashore - turning yellow" (yes, Shantaram has solid - gory - and graphic descriptions). Hehe.
But with them, you feel sorry for them, they're in a poor country, genuinely so, but when Bozo from the UK shows up and does those things- just, I dont know, UGH.
Then again, the INdian wrestlers "went together every morning" as a rite of passage too.
True story - except of course Bozo wouldn't be allowed in ...
Anyway, I dont know what prompted me to write this "steamy" email to ya'll.
Except perhaps to say to the freebie seekers, what Charles once exhorted me not to do.
"Don't be a faggot!'
And I'm out.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
Ps - LOTS of you have been clicking over and checking out Animal Kingdom Workouts - dont put the decision off any further, friend. If you want it, which you do, just up and get it and start BENEFITING already...
More on the Holyfield - Belfort match up, who I believe will win, and the ole Trumpinator "announcing"
Rahul MookerjeeHe isnt announcing, of coure. Hehe. That role was made immortal in the WWE by the great visionary Vince Mc Machon - who for much of the WWEs rise, the fan actually thought "Gorilla Moonsoon" called the shots and Mac Mahon was just a solid color commentatory and ring announcer.
Nothing like that, friend!
Like Jeff Bezos at Amazon, he chose that position because he wanted to see everything UPFRONT AND CLOSE AS THE BOSS!
The best way.
If you want something done right, do it YOURSELF. And some tasks just cannot be delegated, PERIOD!
Now, back to Trump - he's doing color commentary basically, and I've seen some interesting discussions about "who might win the bout".
I dont know - to me, if its a boxing match which it seems it is - - then thats Holyfield's "forte" I'd say ...
If its UFC, then it's Belfort's area of expertise.
And all else being equal, I'd say whoever's "area of expertise it is" - all else being equal - WINS!
If it was a pure street fight, all else being equal, I'd go with the uFC guy, but of course - and again, too many variables involved in a street fight, but note I said IF ALL else is equal!
Which of course, it rarely is
Then this bout - is it an exhibition match, or a real one, or a combo therein, or something like that?
I'd say perhaps the first. Hehe.
Of course, I'm not sure!
And there sure ain't no Rocky around here, both of these guys are solid and well estabilished in their own fields, but again, since it seems to be purely boxing, I'd say Holyfield.
And one look at the former champ's shoulders, Holy SHMOKES!
He looks to be in shape if nothing else! Hehe.
Much ik eMike Tyson and the rest - but so does the light heavyweight former UFC champ.
Should be interesting no matter what happens!
I for one look forward to hearing what the ole Trumpinator says, hehe.
I dont know if he's got much actual knowledge of boxing, but hes got the VISCERAL part down pat!
And he'll likely emerge as a winner in that regard to his die hard fans any way.
God knows he needs that luck.
Most ex Presidents have for years had it very "cosy" post retirement, extremely so!
Trump - not so much!
The precise opposite.
Not only have most of his source of funding dried up - but his hotel and real estate businesses are struggling - and tons of loans are coming due.
He personally likely wont be indicted or anything as a lot of reports say - I mean, think about - a former Pres?
THAT will probably keep him off the hook personally, though people might try ...
But being he hasn't done anything outright illegal (I know, I know, the assault on the Capital wasn't warranted, I'd rather personally have had that sort of thing done LEGALLY i.e. protest LEGALLY!!! - but then as people have said, "what do you do when the courts dont listen!" - but then Trump's legal defense was shitty and shoddy to be honest - even his biggest supporters know that - and it's an unGodly mess, but whether or not Trump "directly" did it ... well, that can be debated forever!) ... and being "not showing tax returns" really isn't something they'll ultimately put an ex Prez in jail for, at least thats my take on it - he should himself emerge relatively unscathed, unlike a few others at his companies...
But, financially, he's in the hole - big time.
(not to mention that he's the only Prez in a long - ex Prez - time that has not been offered a book deal by any major publisher - they're ALL staying away, despite offering Pence and the rest solid deals on everything)
(Hey, Trump may end up ... self publishing, if you can believe that!)
(I am not sure why the publishers dont want the cash cow that would be a book like that, but I think they've figured the potential hassles would outweigh the money on this one, and being the rest like Pence are all non controversial, well...)
Back to Donald though - he may be in the HOLE - NOW - but that doesn't mean hell stay there though ...
Trump's a doer, and will eventually, I predict return to the top, but he's got a battle on his hands!
Anyway, for now, thats my take on it.
And how this applies to YOU?
Well, as I said before ...
The exercises in the 0 Excuses Fitness System are what UFC guys - boxers - wrestlers - and martial artists of EVERY caliber follow, my friend. And even if you dont fall into one of them categories which most of you guys don't - they will benefit you more than anything else you've ever done, and keep you in the best shape of your life.
And if you want boxing specific, just for the heck of it - hey.
Pushup Central and Jump Rope Mania are your ticket(s)!
I'm out.
Back soon!
Best,
Rahul Mookerjee
PS. - Remember to place your pre-orders in for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness, time truly IS TICKING ont hat one.
PPPS - Last, but not least, the Trump VS Biden "boxing match" I alluded to Trump referring to before?
LOL.
Biden's reputed to have once said that he'd "beat the hell out of Trump if in high school".
I'm not so sure he could do that. And, it's hardly high school either now, is it. Hehe.
Regardless, if ole Sleepy "Creepy" Joe could actually, you know, meander from one end of the ring to the other without either falling asleep - forgetting what he was there for in the first place - or throwing a hissy every time things didnt go his way (and really, ole Creepy has a VERY HARD time controlling his temper, as we all know! - which to me is yet another reason he's so NOT Fit to be Prez - not to mention he handled the REAL war in Afghanistan so terribly for one!)- he might just (not) have a chance. Hehe.
It's hilarious though, and I suspect as I said before, Trump knows this very well!
Anyway, if you're of the frame of mind that "Tramp and Biden" dont matter and you dont "need either", and/or if you're like Andrew Yang, whose reportedly forming a "third party" (what that party is and can be that hasn't already been tested, tried, dusted, dried, and thrown out the window is anyone's guess) ... then I got NEWS for YA.
You're right.
Hehe.
Politics is the last thing I'm usually interested in, and only COVID and Trump forced me to sit up and take note.
All crooks of the highest order ultimately, or most.
Trump - well, thats his saving grace - and what I like the most about him - he's a businessman.
What you see is what you get!
And as for you, my friend, if you want to channel your inner beast and turn into your own version of Holyfield or who have you - well - HERE is the course that will do it - Animal kingdom Workouts!
BAck soon.
Why Mr Mockerjee loves to mock YOU (not really, hehe)
Rahul MookerjeeLife's indeed a trip, hehe. And these trolls - like the Bozo for one they make it even better. Hehe.
You've read the last email on Tai Po Central, I'm sure ...
If not, do so now.
(no, I won't link it here).
But I've often got the comment - a wail, rather.
"You can mock me, but ...!"
Funnily enough, most of the time, I wasn't even trying to mock anyone.
I was simply saying it like it is ...
This has happened to me so many times that I quietly chuckle anytime someone brings it up.
The Bozo above got pissed off, and therefore sent me his inanity.
What he doesnt, of course, know that my last name is "uniquely" spelt - it's usually spelt "Mukherji".
Check it out on Google, you'll see!
I have no idea why.
But this unique name made me a target and butt of many a jokes.
And I gave it back - well, not always - but these days, I welcome these attacks. Hehe.
More fodder for me basically, and as to why I mock people (I really don't unless I actively focus on doing it, but I hardly ever do) ...
It seems like mocking to them, yes.
But if your fragile ego cannot understand - banter, for one - or goose and gander for one i.e. Charles writes about how my emails are useless while being a phat phocker that can't even begin to do a dead hang himself ... or, most importantly, fact, then so be it.
I'll mock you until the cows come home, and I'll be brazen about it.
Trolls, wackos, SJW's - libtards, and other assorted morons deserve exactly THAT.
Not to mention the wackos advocating terrorism like the idiot in the last email was ... "because they're soooooooooo racist".
Yeah.
I can just feel the jackboot ... NOT.
Most amazingly, this wack job forgot to note I'm hardly white myself. Hehe.
Come to think of it, he'd probably call me whiter than white, and as Charles did (former friend) "white man in Indian skin" or some nonsense.
I've never heard such horse baloney before, Charles.
Actually, I have - from wackos aplenty. Hehe.
Now, the last, and what y'all are thinking ie. sales.
Do I mock people to increase sales?
Well, sometimes ...
But usually, I dont say a word.
My books do a mighty fine job of mocking the Tom Toms' though - Isometric and Flexibility Training for one.
Animal Kingdom Workouts does a fine job of mocking the "former friend" types who couldn't even begin to do the basic exercises in there - as does Corrugated Core.
And if there ever was a book - or two - that will make (and has made) a mockery out of the way so called fitness is potrayed these days with Jassie like selfies galore and other rubbish ...
Well, SHOULDERS LIKE BOULDERS!
And, Profound "70% Gorilla 30% Human" handstands.
And of course, the upcoming book which will put ALL of the above to "shame" in a good way.
Lumberjack "Lodestone" Fitness.
Go ahead and place your pre-order now, friend.
You will NOT want to miss this one!
Best,
Rahul M"ock"kerjee Mookerjee "Mercurial Mookerjee" (anyone got anything else to add, please do, hehe)