Sunday, 29 June 2025 04:19

Mr. Quick - or Mr. SLOWPOKE?

And no I dont poke her slowly. Those days long gone. These days it's a beast like 30 seconds that shakes her to the very core and is enough for 30 years for her. She can't even believe what hit her. Like a freight train almost, the maid tells me. Hehe. So it should be. There's so much to do, I can't spend, like the ex wife wanted, all day in bed with a woman. Never have. Never will. 

anyway ... people often ask me why I step outside to smoke. I mean, why not just smoke at home? No annoyances etc, nasty roads, idiot people asking me "are you not scared of getting lung cancer" and other retarded questions - and so forth. 

Well, I like showing my sexy body off, thats one reason. Second reason - you gotta talk to the man on the STREETS. Feel that PULSE. I've lived on the streets pretty much my entire life (has fuck all to do with  money either). Thats how you GET somewhere. It's how Trump for one got to where he is. BE relatable to the COMMON man. Feel HIS pain points. THAT is what it's all about, the business too. 

Ties into my success with girls too, but anyway ... I'm always in a RUSH. 150000000 things going through  my mind at any time - so much to DO. If I dont DO, I'm attracting bad things. If I DO, anything, something, like I keep telling y'all, take some fucking ACTION, something, anything - dont just sit around and MOPE about your life (fitness is something you can always DO) ... 

... then wondrous miracles happen that I never even expected because I FEEL good. I've DONE something. 

Plus there is always so much to DO - for everyone, even if you dont own a busines or what not. ALWAYS SO MUCH TO DO! I dont get it, how the fuck can people walk leisurely and slowly from place to place??? I'm the guy that outstrides my 6'2" monstrous buddy from the Marines (well, he keeps up though) - and with Marc the African Silverback Gorilla "slow down! Walk together! I'm not your bitch!" 

I generally just grab my bitches next to me as I walk - haha. But that was classic from Marc. But ya... so much to fucking DO! 

Always THINKING! 

Last night it was me up till 1 AM again. Up at 8. Got banned on another major platform. Figuring out a way around that. Bozos will whine about "I've never heard Amazon ban somebody for ..." 

Cos you're an idiot and a  lemming that is scared to speak up against the system. 

The matriarchy, specifically. 

And now you do (know). So many firsts for a certain lemming. He's learning!

Anyway - walking outside while smoking gives me ideas too ... 

Fresh air and all that jazz. (I dont really listen to music. Certainly never jazz)

I still remember that lunch with Carol and Grace (fellow student who once took me out to a super luxury hotel in China and I ate so much I was stuffed for the next 2 days quite literally - literally!) ...

I finished my lunch quickly. Those weren't even my super fit days!

They kept dwadling over it, looking at pictures of my daughter (of course Carol wouldn't look at the ex and kept saying shes ugly, lol). 

I mean, you women have time to waste. I dont. 

And she gave me that moniker Mr quick. 

Yet ... 

I'm either this or that. Mr Pull-up champ or handstand pushup Papa, Mr Handstand Pushup? 

These days its JUST pull-ups. 

I think long term. 

Things take time to manifest. 

Those LONG workouts on the hill were slow too. My daily workouts these days are too. 

Yet when something needs to be DONE - BANG! I'm on it. 

And I get results. 

So you choose ... 

But overall I think the Mr Quick moniker fits me very well. I think both my parents have that gene too. My, when they want something. It's like 15 audio calls. Like Dad, hold on a minute please! Haha..... 

Anyway ... 

Thats the musings for now. 

Back soon. 

The 0 Excuses Fitness System awaits if you're interested. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - I'd suggest being Mr quick in YOUR LIFE too ... not a fat slowpoke that does nothing.