You simply cannot to succeed at anything. Ultimately fakes and frauds get found out. This should not be confused with "canny marketers" like yours truly, of course. There is always that thin line few know how to thread.
Anyway, that was what my Mom just told me ...
"What is "sudo""? I was saying something else, didn't get it (of course she interrupted me as usual, lol, what can you say, its Mom)
She thought. "Pseudo Person" is rather cute Indian English for those e that don't know, upper class, sorta British, but not quite...
"Fake".
I laughed. Of course I'm not, she knows that. I was actually complimenting her on her pudding ... the right amount of sugar, but turned out it wasn't even brown sugar which is healthy caramelized sugar, and ... well, this was JAGGERY. The healthiest, not even really sugar though it does have some natural sugars, but I wont "labor that point" with her haha.
"You are what you are, Rahul!" she said, half laughing. Reminds me of my buddy from the Marines "Rahul you're loyal to your friends, we all know THAT about you!" (and I AM that - to a fault).
She was rather amused, and that's all that needed to be said - I was trying to find the right word for "honest praise", now I got it, I wasn't trying to BUTTER her up, haha.
I'm rather honest about everything as you know. My sister bakes cookies, so despite not getting along with her, I have to thank her anyway and COMPLIMENT her on those. Hey, praise where it's deserved, eh.
And ridicule where it is.
Anyway, I laughed again.
"And you are what you are too".
That triggered. "Of course I am! Very true!" - and then the conversation ended, hehe.
Anyway ... I had to tell her about the time I put a CD in the microwave and it literally exploded. Still remember carrying that BEAST downstairs, putting it in the dumpster with a massive Crash I can still hear in my dreams most likely hahhahahahhahha...
It was also rather interesting her explaining to me how to use a microwave. I'm like, Mom, not like I've actually lived "with someone" most of my life ... but of course, she wont listen and tells me anyway. Even my Dad's like, "ok, he'll do it". I mean the fridge and microwave, she could literally write bestselling books on those, lol. Especially the fridge, if you ever go to my motehr's house to visit or what not, please stay away from the fridge, its a LOADED weapon even Dad wont DARE to open or else. No idea why lol, its always stuffed with so many things too, so I wouldn't open it anyway except to put BEER in as I did when I stayed with them in 2007 for a period or so ... Anyway, back to it -
My mother once asked me why I keep talking about Pres Putin ,what she was REALLY trying to ask me is if I had a gun.
Of course I answered rather adtoitly as always, haha.
I'm a walking talking loaded weapon myself aren't I? Haha.
And anyway, FOOD is more of a loaded weapon than you think. Especially SUGAR. Its way worse than the nicotine a lot of you nutjobs whine about. Its total absolute cancer is what is sugar.
And, most of the crap people stuff down their gullets, COCA COLA being one by the way is too.
That's why Trump literally has the consitution of a horse, haha. And no diet ain't better either.
This, by the way was the first time in my life my mother said these words. "You're right, Rahul, and I'm wrong".
She actually PHONED, I'll use that term,, haha, me AGAIN just for this - "don't put those sorta materials in the microwave".
To make it short, we were discussing whether a certain type of material can be put in the microwave. She said, I'm SURE it can. I asked again because it did not seem very safe despite it saying microwaveable, she said she did it before, it was fine, I'm like, ok, if you say so (but nah I wouldn't put it in my microwave, lol) ...
She calls later, tells me "On second thoughts, please don't. I don't want there to be a catastrophe based upon what I said".
LOL. Classic, anyway back to it - loaded weapons -
My slaves cant get enough of drinking the Pepsi etc, I give them, then they complain about headaches, I tell them WHY DID YOU NOT DRINK WATER like I told you, their answer?
"Sorry!"
OK, but why.
"Sorry", and they hold their ears like school kids too.
Ah, the drama these women do.
My answer - "ok, you idiot, youi've said sorry, you've even touched my feet, in other words ... you did all the EASY things".
Cucks would say awwww that's OK.
But i ain't that. So give me an ANSWER. Haha.
Of course, these women never miss an opportunity to probe for weakness "Sir, why don't you hire my son too? He can do housework too".
No, woman. Women for housework, men for outside work - watchman etc.
She knows I wouldn't, but pushed naturally without knowing, so had to be slapped down a bit. Cute, I love it. Especially when the conversation with that one asks with her asking me thrice "if she could leave". And I don't even pay her. Hah. Not that she cares two hoots, she didn't WANT to leave, haha.
& that's that. Paazi is about to be disemboweled, and my long overdue jump rope workout is about to start. But squats and pushups done first thing in the morning, a rash of WRITING followed, and now, well, I'm out.
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Ah beforre I forget. Social media is abuzz with tales of women whining about period pains etc, more extreme during the WOLF moon of 2026, whatever the hell that is, but I believe the last few nights.
Hey, I told ya.
World is going lunar.
And I just see this things way before most people, no-one believes me, now its true, and you say "so what" when I tell you I predicted it years ago.
Oh well, those that say that are losers. So what. You can stay that, hehe.
I need plenty of y'all to shine my shoes.
And ... on that note, later!
Best
Dr Rahul Mookerjee, M.D.
