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I can just hear the Tom Tom's and their tongues wagging. Hehe. Especially if they read the last blast. 

But really, I've earned the right - to call Qi Feng mountain "mine", I think. 

Now, before you think thats out of some insane urge to "keep an entire mountain" for myself (though it might be nice, hehe. I'd reintroduce some real wildlife on to it, and wouldnt let the Chinese gobble it all up!) 

But it's not out of "mountain lust". Hehe. 

Hell, I enjoy the gals on it for one! 

But this reminds me of ... well, first off, the irritation and annoyance I'd having during Chinese public holidays where the whole of China, for instance, seemed to have crowded intot he free park. 

So much for the myth of China having more money than Croesus...

And on the highways - for the first three days - when it was free (no tolls - thats something in China which is unique as far as I know, no highway tolls for the first three days of any national major holiday). 

I should know. Hehe. Remember that road trip?? And others? 

But anyway ... being a foreign devil in a crowd of Chinese is annoying. 

Regardless of how much the CHina Tom Tom's tom tom the Chinese as having become global, nothing has really changed in terms of "pointing fingers at" or "making comments about" or "remarking about why his eyes are brown and not blue because how can "Englishman from NY" as they called me have brown eyes" and other rubbish ... 

It's still a giant village in many regards, and you know how much I hate being pestered during my workout!

Maybe thats why I specifically always chose to go there during the DOWN TIMES. The off times. The hot as heck "afternoons", the rainy season, the ... 

But before that, I should say - unless I had a product to create! Hehe. 

Advanced Hill Training was created right smack in the middle of Lunar New Year 2018. 

Pull-ups - from STUD to SUPER STUD! followed shorty thereafter, as did Battletank Shoulders!

(now that I put in the links, I'm not sure. Maybe the book on pull-ups was right "before the holiday", a couple of days, or maybe after... either way, you get the point). 

But the hill, anyway ... 

It reminds me of marriage vows, whatever those are. I've never taken one. 

(I did mosey six times or whatever around an annoying ass fire in India though - apparently thats the "test of fire" or Agnee Pariksha in India - which is great form a culture standpoint, sitting in it, with uncomfortable clothes, lard ass "priests" goggling, and the damn smoke stinging your eyes! - hell, I remember the JOY when it was out of there and on to the bar with my new wife. Hehe) (and only one, dont worry!))... 

But, till death do us part or whatever ... 

hey, I respect those that took the vow and stick to it, dontget me wrong. 

but for me, I Dont think I can ever call a wife mine, nor would I want to. 

Girlfriend, hell yes. 

But nothing more! 

I grow weary of telling the Tom Tom's NOT to marry. 

Anyway, they will never listen. So if someone wants to jump headlong into a pit of vipes and snakes, by all means!

But anyway ... 

I was on the hill during the hottest part of the day - when no-one would dare to come out, and even the birds hid. 

When it was so damn hot it was lik ebreathing FIRE climbing up that hill. 

When there was NARY A SOUL but me on the hill - early in the morning in biting cold at 5 AM - and also ar 630 PM "dinner time for Chinese as Carol said" - and when it was so cold the rain felt like SNOW - x 100. 

I was there the first time it snowed on that hill in YEARS in 2015. 

I have done every workjout on that hill. People, no people, annoyance, no annoyance, nothing doing!

I've done my pull-ups there galore. Pushups. I found a "spot" outside the bathroom - well, the building, to do ... you got it! 

Handstand pushups!

"Find a spot", I still remember my buddy from the Marine chuckling at me once night while drinking in a market in Nancheng. 

We found a spot. 

I pity the poor people who lived nearby! 

But thats China fro you - still. Hehe. 

Dont get me wrong. 

They've made giant strides since the 1940's, better than India for one, but you'll routinely still see people pissing on the highways, because as Carol once told me "if no toilet, where to go!" 

(I wonder how klong the poor ladies hold it in. Us men, well..!) 

So the idiots that make a big deal out of foreigners pissing on the road in Shanghai, well, get real. Goose and gander. 

I could and have made a big deal out of the Chinese lady that put her feet up at a Starbucks - on the table - and spat at a man that told her to take 'em down or the NAzi feminists slapping men at the border - in full view,and the Schofield wimps taking it. 

(and loving it). 

I could tell you ALL about the Chinese woman that took a dump in a subway station in Shenzhen, China. 

It's on CCTV too. Hehe. 

I could tell you about the ones changing nappies on - ugh - the TRAY TABLES in trains and planes! 

It's horrible!

My point - it ain't just foreign devils. 

Look for the truth, friend, you'll see it every damn place if you so choose but not if you're a bloody China Tom tom, of course. 

Back to it though. 

Name a time, and I've been there on the hill. 

With it, on it, along with it, when NO-ONE ELSE HAS BEEN THERE, and the entire world has, and in between. 

"You workout, thats all you do! It's your life!" said my friend in 2017. 

Nah. I did a lot more, but YES, that workout has ALWAYS been a huge part of your life!

So it should be for you. 

And you'll read all about it in 16 INspirational Fitness Recollections

Hell, you may even and probbaly will see a second VOlume out on the way!

And I'm out. 

Back soon!

BEst, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Remember, time's ticking as well for the pre-order on Lumberjack Fitness. It ENDS soon. And the price will go up, NO more pre-orders very soon. So if you haven't plonked down the moolah as yet, do so now, never a better time to DO than the present, friend!

And, of course, why learning from a know it all Bozo and an armchair wanker that does "F all" is a recipe for disaster. 

I ain't even talking Schofield here. 

Bozo Schofield is past being a "know it all". He's in the Universe of "dont even consider". Hehe. 

But I still remember, one of the shining, stellar, oustanding (not) reviews he left on Pushup Central. 

"a book pishups. Really! Boring. Poorly written too". 

Given the Bozo's fascination with nasty bodily fluids and excretions - I've got to wonder and wonder then if he left the misspelling in on purpose. 

Knowing his utter lack of knowledge on real marketing, probably not. Probably meant to say "piss ups", since pissing up beer bottles and then of course into the sewers is about all the Bozo can manage to do, if he can find someone to buy him the beer. 

The archetypical BUM on the street except this one, well, he loves bums too. 

You BUM!

 I still remember Rocky saying that. 

GEt a job, you BUM!

Hehe. 

Bozo never will. 

But the know it all's - they never cease to amuse me. 

You hear it all the time, for instance, for those that successfully sell and market. 

Their "haters" (usually the know it alls) will prattle on about "oh, thats simple!" 

"Oh, of course, just marketing!" 

Politics wise. 

"Oh, but theyre politicians, they can do it, they can get away with it, we can't!" 

I swear, for instance, every time you tell the Bozo something he nods his fat nut as if to say "I know"! 

But while he may or may "know" some things, what does HE DO? 

Jack all, exactly. 

Well, I should not say the word jack around him. 

But basically, he ain't alone. 

Look at the armchair experts, their numbers only growing by the day claiming and making tall tales about "this is how you do something". 

The nuts who whine about "what do you know, you're just a one man show!" 

But what have these Wackos done? Have THEY ever been a one man show? NEVER EVER! (and no, depending on your woman for everything and the hard bits for you while you be a monkey ain't one man show - it's DEPENDENCY x1000!) (if the person who told me that really wanted to be a ONE MAN SHOW, do what yours truly does, has done all his life, THEN TELL ME!) 

Hell, one man show aside, have they ever done ANYTHING OF NOTE IN THER LIVES? 

Other than pass snide comments. 

Liberals, anyone??

And claiming to tell you "all about the secrets President Trump used to market himself", or some other utter rot. 

President Trump used a secret to market himself? 

It's so blindindly obvious, this secret, if at all it is, that I feel compelled to say what Napoleon Hill did all those years ago in Think and Grow Rich

You will find the secret in EACH page of the book, each chapter. 

It will jump out at you!

SOMEWHERE within the pages of this book you'll find the words that will "arouse" the seedlings of success in you (not the Bozo seedlings, hehe) 

I could tell you this secret now but that would deprive YOU of much of the beneift you would get if you found it youself. 

And soforth ... I'm "short paraphrasing" the great Hill. 

Napoleon Hill, though my hill is every bit as great too. 

I think I've earned the right to call it "mine" in many ways!

I've been there with it through thick and thin, when too many people have been on it, when no-one has, when the weather has been so hot nary a bird moved, when it felt like fire breathing into my lungs, when it was pouring in category 3 or 4 hurricanes ... when trees were crashing around me... 

I've earned the right!

And you'll read more in 16 Inspirational Fitness Recollections along those lines. 

Anyway, the know it alls will say "so what! Just recollections! We dont want this!" 

But again, have these idiots and Tom Tom's put out anything of their own? 

Written a single line? 

DONE anything of note with "what they know"? 

It's easy to be a spectator and comment, friend. 

The big money only goes to the PLAYERS THOUGH - both in sports - and in life - and in business. 

Sure, knowing how to do and learning from the right person - uber important. 

But you have to ultimately DO, friend. 

DOING is where the rubber meets the road. 

Fitness wise, if Bozos snort and say "just pishups!" 

Well, yes, just pushups it is - but can YOU do them? even 10 of them? 

Slowly, proper form? 

Hell, can you even get into - and STAY in the pushup position or dip position or any position that doesn't involves hindquarters in air like the Bozo's without quivering like an aspen maple leaf in Toronto? 

CAN YOU? 

The answer to that question will tell you a lot ... 

Anyway, I'm out. 

But ponder this!

Back soon.

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Oops, almost forgot to say. PLenty of "hindquarters up in the air" in 0 Excuses Fitness System, except not the type you might associate with the Bozo. It's real man training, and it DOES help you in the sack too (thats  yet another reason Bozo can't do much with the pittance down there he's been gifted - not - with - he's just too damn FAT to even move properly, let alone move his you know what). 

Tongues are about the only thing that move for the Bozo. 

Anyway, here is a course that is guaranteed to resolve any and all problems in bed if you have 'em NOW - Animal Kingdom Workouts

YES, you'll truly turn into a BEAST in ALL regards if yo uget this. 

Do so now friend. Truly the best! (for the best)

Anne, my friend, an ex of mine from back in the day is one of these women that you never truly forget - and that never forgets YOU!

And she's just I dont know... one of these women that doesnt age!

Purr-fect match for a dude like me that doesnt eitgher, hehe. 

But Anne's not huge on workouts, so I dont know, but anyway, I saw a picture on wechat. 

She's trying to move a fridge. 

She can't! 

"Refrigrator cannot pull to open, still have to cook to eat, such a woman cannot have steel". 

I dont know, thats what it translated to, in a brand new house it seems... 

(she's married now). 

but, goddamn!!!!

As the Bozo so trolled me, Holy Smokin Jesus, Joseph and MARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Lookin at that cute little girl standing there in short, legs on ful display, who gives a rats ass about fridges!

Hey, thats what guys with GRIPS are there for!

Here is what I posted on Wechat - perhaps not the most "sanguine" of posts, but I had to! 

(and there is a reason I mention this) 

"Anne, you'll give me wet dreams. SMOKING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" 

She is! Was! And always will be, hehe. 

PERFECT 10! StilL1

Holy Mary, Anne. How could I make that mistake, and how could you. 

You dont need to pull anything except, well, you know... 

I'l lift and pull heavy things!

NOW I KNOW WHY I DREAMED OF GODDESS GUAN YIN last night. 

Gotta say it again. Goddess!

Anyway ... 

Goddesses aside, this post might be of interest as to WHY I wrote what I did - but really, I just did it. It's true, that I'll tell ya!

And trust me, Adam and Eve know each other very well on this one. HEhe. 

So whats the mistake you ask? 

History? 

Well, it ties into WHY I'm telling you this!

And the "email blitzkrieg" comment, my friend. 

Because 1) taking action is where the rubber HITS THE ROAD!

Way too few people these days take - action!

And it has to be said - repeatedly. 

But second, more importantly - COMMUNICATION!

Is always key, and the only thing that ultimatlely matters to me. 

Life. Relationships. Hot women which I attract like bees to honey or moths to a flame, take your pick - I used the latter expression on another site, but they both hold true. 

And books - and writing! 

Anne was an ex. 

Everything was great - in bed and outside. 

Except... She didnt speak English. Not a word. 

I didnt speak Chinese. 

Neither one of us were in the least bit interested in learning each other's language - not in bed, hehe. It wasn't needed there!

And talking, well, Wechat translate can only go so far!

But she did give me a book on learning Chinese which I made a gift of to Marc the African Silverback Gorilla. Wonder if he ever cracked it open. 

She was right in a way - and she was wrong. 

I was right - and wrong. 

Thats one of the decisions I made - to leave her - after the nth misconmmunication etc - I keep scratching my head over. 

She keeps apologizing for it too. 

Of course, Madam had a Chinese guy on the side "waiting in case I didnt work out". 

So she rushed off and married him! Hehe. 

But thats OK. I'm used to it.  I never wanted to marry her anyway, deep down inside, doubt she did either! 

Hehe. 

Maybe she did. I dont know. 

SMOKING HOT describes the relationship on either side!

Anyway, studs and studdettes aside, that should tell you just how important communication is for me, why I write to you and so forth. 

and if you so choose, follow me on Twitter. 

I'll post the "Goddess's pic" there - she won't mind one damn bit! 

Hehe. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Truly made my legs quiver, all three of them. Hehe. 

PS #2 - Bozo wil have kittens. Poor chap! 

PPS - Pull-ups from STUD to SUPER STUD - well, them workouts - well, enough said!

This morning, my friend, I was talking to Gorilla Girl Sophia expressing my frustration over this bloody Wu Flu, and how people and governments globally have bought into the "panic" demic basically. 

From fear to continued lockdowns that kill more than anything else does (economies, therefore people by extension), from jumping up and down about a silly little virus that is no more a threat than the common flu is, from blathering "doom and gloom" to everyone over something that kills FAR LESS Than again - the common flu and other diseases did globally ... and of course, the panixines that don't protect you againt the disease, the silly quarantines globally, the idiotic travel restrictions and requirements, and so forth. 

Like be done with it already, as I told Sophia. 

She didnt understand initially. 

"what are you talking about", I asked. 

I shook my head in bewilderment. Remember, China ain't open fully either despite what the Tom Tom's blather on about! 

They ARE shoving vaccines up your ass though - quite literally. 

And the Bozo would love it , of course. Him of the "Schofield ended up in emergency room because he took Trump's advice on injecting bleach "a bit too seriously"" but then again, to Glyn Bozo, this sort of thing "rectal invasion" as I like to call it, is "normal". 

So it is in the PRC, where COVID tests are done that way. UGH!

Anyway, I explained. 

She got it. 

"do you hate the chinese government", she casually asked. 

Now, I'm a tad suspicious of answering questions like this on wechat, pretty much because a) I wasn't really bitching about the ccp to her, I was bitching about the global PANIC! and b) because "you never know who might be a mole, or sold the foreign devil out" (not because they want to either). 

Trust me, things have become a lot more serious in that regard in China since mid 2020 or so, which is when the world started to wake up to the reality of China, and China did the exact opposite, of course, in terms of spreading an alternate reality - or trying to. 

They didnt succeed, as they never do. The Chinese people in general aren't stupid. 

"Never honest, I dont like!" was what Carol once told me about the See Xi Pee. 

And Sophia today? 

"no. Not mostly! Too much lies!" 

And shes right. 

I explained that while they did SOME good things, they did way more bad than good. 

"can you tell me some truths", she went. 

And I explained it all to her, as I always do, though I suspect she knows most of it already (especially her question on "do many countries hate china"). 

But I told her. 

And then .. DEAD SILENCE. 

Nothing at all. 

No response!

Now, this isn't necessarily because my WeChat is being monitored - though it could be. It ain't that she's a mole - she's not. 

point is, discussions. 

And when you spend a lot of time typing something out, you expect the other person to get back with ... SOMETHING!

To test this out, of course, I messaged Jassy, another person I've been chatting with this morning, and of course, once we started talkikng about the plague? 

Dead silence. 

Carol - same. 

Now, to be fair, and as I've said before, I've never bothered two hoots about politics before, even though I knew the reality of the CCP way more so and way before the rest of the world did. 

Hey, its a matter of where I LIVE! Lived too, for so many years, more than many would ever think! 

But what they did in late 2019 was truly more than the tip of the iceberg, and I couldnt stay silent. 

Lots of people have stopped responding to my messages, or deleted me, or worse. 

Which is fine 

I doubt most of them want to do it. 

Though a certain Brit running a pub in China last year "Mate, I have to distance myself from you! Just SEEING your posts might get me in trouble!" probably did want to. Hehe. 

But really, just "seeing my posts" wont cause trouble, no more than it usually does. 

But China is pulling out all the stops now, so who knows. 

What I DO know is this - theyre the least open of any goverment I know. 

And so, with them, you never know. 

You could be talking on WeChat about this for years, think you flew under the radar, then next time you show up in HK - BAM! They put you in for 10 years or more. 

Or, you could think you're being monitored. When no-one is monitoring you, because the See Xi Pee does nothing without reason or (and) gain of some nature, usually either financial or "to make an example". 

It's the veil of secrecy that people are scared of. 

Ask people what they REALLY think, and you'll hear the REAL STUFF ABOUT CHINA!

What THEIR OWN PEOPEL THINK!

They just can't say it. 

Which I get, hey... 

But anyway, other than from Bozo Schofield, whose latest madcap madness is "I want to wear panties and kiss your wife's feet (ugh)" I have not heard back from many of YOU over the past few days!

Lets change that, hehe. 

Folks - DO LEAVE REVIEWS 

I've said this so many times I'm starting to wonder if it should not only be inscribed on my tombstone when I go - but in bold and red, hehe. 

They really help - the reviews. 

So do get back to me, and leave reviews. 

Do also get back to me with feedback or whatever - no reason for the deafening silence on this group for one!

And that, my friend is that. 

Back soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

Since so many people - and companie in general seem to be missing the boat, well, I thought I'd put this out there. 

After yet another absolutely and utterly horrendous session (over three days) dealing with Google on a seperate issue which could have been resovled with ONE SIMPLE EMAIL - and which Google blatantly lied to me about in certain regards - and most of all, are brazely unapologetic about it. 

I often wonder, what do these companies THINK? 

Even the biggest can fail, my friend - and smart men like Jeff Bezos know this. 

Despite no longer remaining the CEO of the company, he's still the executive head of the board (whatever the term is) at Amazon. You can bet the current CEO will be leaning heavily on him for advice as well! 

True, Amazon has it's issues with front line customer service - especially in India. Or, calls routed to India. 

But overall, they have an escalation matrix - that still works as it's supposed to. 

You can get a real HUMAN being on the other end of the phone - or email - that actually listens to and understands what you're saying - and most importantly TRIES to understand. 

Not so with Google, one of the worst ever in terms of customer service. 

Not so with certain other big companies I won't name here. 

But here's what customer service is NOT about - 

Sending me a copy and paste email as the first response to a question, peppered with highly idiotic links that anyone can Google themselves. I mean really, guys, if I've read the links and contacting you after that, why email me the same damn things again?

Simply telling the customer "copy and paste responses" such as "where is my delivery" gets answered with a copy and paste from the website, which to be honest isn't showing the right info, but thats al customer service can tell you "whats on the website". Pray, whats the point of customer service if they dont deal with , well, SERVICING the customer? 

Promising the customer something - and then not only going back on that promise, but blatantly being "brazen" about it. Dishonesty is something I hate the most! 

Giving terrible "copy and paste" responses which make you feel you're talking to a robot (with terrible spelling etc as well) that could quite frankly care two hoots less about your issue as opposed to fobbing it off on the next unlucky rep to receive the case. 

Giving the customer email responses like "we understand that ... " (when there is no solution after the understanding), or and as I've stated before, staring off with flowery equivalent of customer service honey do's for the entire page, before they finally talk about your concern in "one line hidden away amidst the garbage" - which that one line doesnt even address your concern most of the time. 

Unfortunately though it's not Google that is the sole culprit here. Customer service in general seems to have become "boot the customer away" and "how dare he contact us". 

Jeff Bezos, again, is the only guy thats got it spot on i.e. "if the customer is contacting us, its likely because we messed up" - and so he FIXES the issue. 

Ain't no surprise he's the richest man in the world today. 

He's getting a lot of flak for his recent space journey, but to all the Tom Tom's giving him flak and telling him how he should spend his own money fixing more world problems - well, going to space and "colonizing" mars or what not is a fix in itself. Jeff Bezos knows very well the Earth's limited resources are running out, and he does nothing without a reason behind it. 

Plus, capitalism was what GOT him where he is today and you see the Tom Toms whining about socialist fixes "he can vaccinate the entire world over twice and still be as wealthy as he was before the pandemic". 

Um 

It's his damn money. 

He's got the right to do with it as he chooses. 

Simple fact of life -people with a socialist mindset, of course, won't get it .. 

And of course, they won't look at HOW he got there, and aspire to reach similar or higher levels themselves. 

But anyway , customer service to me is about understanding that not all customers are Bozos. 

Not all customers don't read links before contacting the company!

Not all customers are "always wrong". 

Not all customers are "abusive" for pointing out that customer service reps lie to them (when they do). They're stating a fact stated many times over - and they finally "lost it" and got frustrated. Happens to everyone, at least those of us that are human. 

Most of all, its about understanding each customer is unique, and many a times the rigid rules don't fit EACH circumstance. 

True, in huge congolomerates, certain rules are there, period. 

Even 0 Excuses Fitness has a very stringent, for ANY reason, NO REFUNDS POLICY. 

I've been very upfront with this always. 

But other than that, those in customer service need to realize two things - 

One their job is to SOLVE the problem - not be a rote copy and paste monster on roids. 

Two, each customer is unique. While each problem might not be able to be solved, at least make the customer he's been HEARD - instead of just pasting shoddily written responses (Google My Business team in India gain). 

It's just terrible. Honestly! 

I mean, EVERY time I get  customer service emails these days, I can smell whatsup. 

If they actually want to help (Google is actually fairly decent in that regard so long as you purchase paid services from them) - they'll get straight to the point. 

If they dont - it'll be the garbage above. 

Regrettably, there is way too much of the latter going on. 

Anyway, what do I know ... 

I'm just one person. 

But thats how it starts!

Anyway, those are MY thoughts on that - let me kno wif you agree!

And remember to pick up the best fitness system out there ASAP - right now - because it truly IS the best, my friend. 

Best for the best!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

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Women, my friend - are a strange, strange "creature". 

And the line between a "feminist" woman and a Nazi feminist woman these days is so thin that it might not even exist. 

True feminism is about equality, or as much equality as possible. Give and take. 

Yet, that movement died out almost as quickly as it started in the 1960's, to be replaced by Nazi femnism which is what the title of this email suggests. 

And which is what I'm completely against - it's always been goose and gander for me!

"With women my experience has been it's heads she wins, and tails you lose!" 

Can't win for losing. 

Or, whatever terminlogy you use, but this great customer was so right. 

You'll get blamed anyway!

Case in point being every time I complain about something, or, according to my "wife" "dare" to say something .

"How dare you say anything to US!" she'll holler. 

Note the usage of the words "dare" and "us" - both classic Nazi feminist words in terms of guilt trippping the male (the one that does get guilt tripped, or falls into the never ending trap of responding back directly and honestly)

(which can be done, of course, in certain situations but most situations - not - simply because "they're women" and how dare you, because of course, unless there's witnesses, they'll accuse you of abuse for just opening your mouth to speak, while they of course can run riot with whatever nonsense they so choose). 

When I complain about my computer to her, she claims "he yells at us" (which is utter nonsense, the "us" thing - she pulls my daugher into it even when she is NOT involved - quite obviously so!)

The most ludicrious of course, is when her own computer crashes, and I have to fix it "because I know how to". 

Huh??

I could list 10 things right off the bat she does too, and never does and did for me ... 

I could list 10 things right off the bat my wife is actively plotting against me on... 

(I'm sure she would say the same thing - but facts speak!). 

Not to Nazi feminists though (facts dont speak). 

And back to computers, its insane, but her computer crash - I got blamed for it despite not having (quite obviously) even touched the damn thing. 

My daughter apparently did something with it, they had to restart it or what not. 

But it's familiar, this "getting blamed for everything" and usually when I have NOTHING to do with it, and am not even physically present there!

Anyway, two things - 

One, the guilt trips - and the usage of the word "us". For Bozo Schofields and Nazi feminists (notice how they use the same terminology), they will never take responsiblity and say "I". 

Instead, theyll try and pull others on their side by proxy as it were, to back their own non existent arguments up (when those others have no clue). 

And two, winning - or combating this scourge, and benefiting from it....

YES, you can do it - but fighting back directly isn't how. 

You CAN turn the guilt trips on their head ... but the way to do it is NOT how most men approach it. 

And Just so you know, it's not the following eitehr - 

Indirect caustic comments made to her. 

Ignoring her is part of it, but not the whole shebang by far. 

(She bang ... I dont know if that gives you a clue! Hehe). 

And it's not even writing books on it and then selling them. No. 

Not arguing with her. NOt doing more housework or laundry. Not turning into a whiny Bozo. None of the above, my friend. 

There's far better ways, my friend, and I cover 47 of them HERE in a manner that has never ever been done before in history. 

Truly one for the mgtow crowd, but even if youre a real man thats sick of all the BS, and women acting like they're men but not taking an inch of male responsiblity - well - you'll want to read this book. 

I'd say every real man owes it to himself to read this one!

I know. 

I wrote it!

Anyway, I'm out. Back soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

 

Truly ... well, two things. 

Even the sewers don't want CERTAIN things residing in them. 

I aint referring to so called giant crocs/alligators in the NYC sewer system either!

I'm referring to that huge log in the Brum sewers that had been chokin it up for months ... 

It finally seems to be out, as you can see from the fact that the troll of the century or millennium (not to mention "El Tubbo" x 1000) is back - yet again. 

Hehe. 

Or maybe he's been back all along, and I just didnt pay attention to him!

But it's a nice day to talk about him. Hehe. Very nice day indeed!

And the second thing up there - why the Bozo is such a loser? 

The main reason - if I could nail it - ONE reason? 

It isn't so much his wierd fetishes, his trolling , the insane fits of rage he flies into when yours truly needs to bitch slap him down (ugh) - it isn't so much the fact that hes always on the toilet every second beer he drinks (ugh!) (dont ask why he tosses those bottles down from the 11th floor of his apartment in China, then complains about why he gets notices not to do so - not everyone wants beer bottles raining down on them "out the ass" if you get my drift) or his blatant racism, or even the fact he' stuck in a dark, deep room right now he'd do ANYTHING to escape. 

A room where he's constantly living by Mommys rules for one. 

A room where he's stuck without most of the things he WANTS. 

A room where ... ah, but you get my drift. 

There is being a caveman by CHOICE. I'v written tomes on that before course. 

Then of course, you have Glyn Bozo. 

Minus the ass in nose, or nose in ass from what it seems from the fit he's worked himself into right about now ... 

Poor Glyn. 

Main reason though, isn't any of the above. All of that Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde stuff adds up, yes. 

But its mainly because this guy is one of the laziest guys you could ever see!

Or meet, or read about. 

Truly, the guy is so lazy that waking up in the morning (or in the PM) and taking a shower is too much for him - or brushing his stained teeth (no prizes for guessing what he does with his electric toothbrush - ugh again). 

He's too lazy to even troll right. 

I mean, think about it. 

For years, he's been bullying me (so he thought, hehe) after first blocking me on WeShat when I couldnt smack him one. (he would have bawled like a baby, so I probably wouldn't have, but still). 

Then of course, his insanity in the wechat groups, and the horrible racism he spread about me. 

Truly a horrible, horrible person this Schofield is. 

Just plain NASTY, as you can see from what he does to others - and what he tried to do to me, including, most tellingly last year when he thought "he'd go public". 

Poor Bozo - his tactics all backfired. 

Spectacularly, if anything. 

yet, think about this. 

If he had enough the slighest amount of real brain, he'd ape me - and try to LEARN from me to get the same results!

Truly, he's got a Master at work in front of him. 

Pun not intended, Glyn. 

ANd since you're a lazy phocker, I dont mean "bodyweight exercise guru" either. 

I mean a marketing genuis, expert, and master. 

But of course, it all takes work. 

Building your own site, class quality products that noone out there can begin to match, real results, a track record of very satisfied customers, all this didnt come overnight. Hehe. 

It certainly wasnt apparent to the Bozo when he made them stickers. Heh again. 

But all of that is something the Bozo could do, if he wanted to. 

Trouble is, he's too lazy, so he showed up at Amazon. 

I hope he does again, hehe. 

Anyway, if there's one thing I cannot stand beside Nazi feminism, it's LAZINESS. 

And losers like Bozo. 

Enough on that, but thats the reason - j ust thought I should tell you! 

It DOES hold a few valuable lessons on success as well. 

And on that note, to join the ranks of the truly "elite" - those who REALLY got what it take to succeed - well, jump aboard the exclusive community here - the 0 Excuses Fitness Ship

And, make sure you get a regular dose of the solid fitness system we're on - truly a global phenomenon!

The 0 Excuses Fitness System - the best for the best, truly!

Back soon!

Best

Rahul Mookerjee

I am sure this will get me a lot of flak - so be it - I've been wantin to say it for the past two days, now I am. 

It is nothing short of SAD - and PATHETIC - what is happenign right NOW in the great nation of South Africa!

Just as what happened to Zimbabwe, rightly known as the "bread basket" of Africa - once upon a time a prosperous and thriving nation that Mugabe destroyed beyond any repair it would seem, the same thing seems to be happening to South Africa, 

Two beautiful countries, so much nature, so many great people. 

SO SAD TO SEE THIS!

No, I'm not an apartheid supporter, so those that are thinking that, please - don't. 

IT was reprehensible, and anyone with any sense will tell you that. 

But the point of the matter is ... 

In Zimbabwe, like it or not, it was the white owned farms doing the best - and providing employment etc to dozens if not more people - white, black , everyone!

Then came the protests and forced land seizures. 

Several great folk left Zimbabwe, Andy Flower, the great cricketer being one. 

He was very dramatically pulled out of South Africa I believe during the middle of a world cup match so Mugabe's henchmen couldn't get him!

There are no telling what heights he would have reached, say in Australia or perhaps even the UK ... 

He was a great and very underrated batter and wicketkeeper!

Anyway, cricket aside, point being (Henry Olonga, of course, the black guy with him was even braver - at least Flower had a British passport - Olonga had exactly F all in that regard, but he devoted himself to the cause! Today both are safel y residing in the UK) ... that the forced land grabs - and "returning land"? 

Exactly what is accomplished - well, "God only knows". 

Because they accomplished NOTHING. 

Folks in support of that say "well ,that needs to happen for the blacks to get thier land back". 

Bullshit!

What needs to happen is everyone needs to work and be promoted etc on MERIT!

We cannot, my friend, keep clinging on to the past. 

Zimbabwe, and now South Africa is one prime example of the that. 

Apparently the former President Zuma was put in for contempt of court. 

I dont know just why the hell he didnt show up for the anti corruptipn hearings if he had nothing to hide? 

More to the point - where is the excuse to start LOOTING and rioting for this?? 

I mean , protest all you like, but much like the BLM and Antifa madness in the USA - it's hurting the very people the movement purports to support!

Dont get me wrong. 

Protest all you like. 

But do so LEGALLY and without harming others!

BLACK people - get this - and Ive said it many times before - were the most harmed during the BLM and defund police madness. 

And when faced with a mob intent on wreaking hell, there is but one way to deal with it, my friend. 

No, I dont support Tinamenn style putdowns. 

Neither do I support chaos and anarchy. 

The law, my friend, simply must reign, and that was the Trumpinator's point, and guess what. 

He  was DEAD ON SPOT ON RIGHT. 

Anyway, never a good idea to cling on to the past, but its always a good idea to RELIVE good things from the past, and Fast and Furious Fitness - the Collector's Edition is one of them. 

Two copies left, so grab them while you can. 

Once gone - they're GONE!

I'm out. BAck soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

I've been called a cat with nine - or ten -or 11 - loves - I mean, lives , hehe - on mor ethan one occasion. 

HArry Houdini indeed in many ways, with good reason! 

Perhaps my skills at untying knots are terrible, but I've always, till date, found my way out of dicey situations - or seemingly those where I had no pull, or leverage, where the deck was stacked against me etc etc. 

Its happened so often in my life that I will never term it  as coincidence - not that I believe in coincidence anyway. 

It's also living proof of what Emerson said about the whole world by its very nature being made up of checks and balances. What you lose in one area, you inevitably gain with compound interest in another - and vice versa. 

Do right, and it'll come back to you in spades. 

Do wrong, and the same thing. 

(And if ever there was a time to say the latter, it is now!). 

His Laws of Compensation are a MUST READ. No, I get nothing from telling you that, but I am anyway!

anyway, something'd been oddly buzzing around in my brain for a while. 

"But we have no leverage left", I remember an old boss "Uncle J" bitching when I left the company (an hour or so after I got home, hehe). 

Good ole first job in China that neve really worked out. 

The HR lady took a dislike to yours truly from the start since I didnt suck up to her. Hehe. (oddly enough, in the next job? I was best pals with the HR Manager - and still am on good terms with the boss despite (and I was at fault there) how I left that company and definitely the HR manager-  Interesting how it all works out!) - and Uncle J didnt quite like me either. 

He tolerated me as long as he had to ... but it was tough for him, I could tell. 

Hey. 

Even stevens on that one!

But it's funny, when the company canned me for reasons I didnt agree with (one being "I didnt work during my vacation" - apparently I was supposed to send emails during my time off - provided by the compay after a year of service, but it wasn't actually time off, after all!) ... 

... Actually, they just didnt like me. 

Neither did I much like them either. 

But I had no leverage, until ... well, I found a better job! 

AFTER being canned. AFTER not finding one until my visa had like a few days to run out. 

I was shitting bricks, yet, I was still doing the rounds at the sauna with the girls. Hehe. 

It will work out, I remember thinking. 

I had just applied to Freddie's job, two days left on my visa, or maybe a week at most. 

And I hadn't called him as yet ...!

As he said later, I thought you would call me befoe!

He finally did. Hehe. 

Never been one to appear too desperate, or work cheap for that matter - as Freddie knows. Hehe. 

But anyway, that first company just didnt like me. Period. 

And lots of things that others at my level I got - I "inexplicably" didnt. 

Anyway, Uncle gave me a crappy review, and hoped I'd resign myself so they wouldn't have to pay my flight back 

I didnt. 

I asked them for a raise anyway. 

Uncle put another "boss" (poor guy, hehe) in between himself and me (who was canned or left a couple of months after I did - hehe). 

And that poor boss had to deny my request for the raise, lol. 

He pretty much told me he was just a middleman - but he was a nice guy, to be fair. Very nice fellow from Hong Kong!

Anyway, I had to leave my apartment back then - because they canned me. 

They only gave me a month until the visa ran out. So ... 

I had no choice. No leverage. 

So I asked Uncle to cover the costs of my apartment deposit. Per the contract, I'd lose it even if I gave them a month's notice if I left before a year (thats a wierd way contracts are still done in the PRC). 

He said he would. 

On the spur of the moment, I found a new job. 

Uncle wanted to know where. I didnt tell him! 

And right an hour or so after I finally left, for once being allowed to use the company car that day - or was I? No, I used the taxi as usual. Hehe. ... 

He called up, demanding the money the company paid me for the deposit back because that was paid "for my deposit". 

I told him he was more than welcome to come get it, and that I wasn't exactly goin gnowhere, to which the famous comment came. 

"But we have no leverage over you now!" 

The sheer effontery, I remember thinking. 

Brazen, hehe, yet of course no-one called him out for it. 

Lets see, what leverage did I have when they purposely excluded me from company dinners so they wouldnt have to give me the obligatory red packet (money given out on special occasions in China?). 

Lets see, what leverage did I have when they wouldn't even value me enough to pay for business cards for me, or to give me a company phone (everyone at my level had one)? 

Lets see, what leverage did I have when HR wouldn't do my visa on time, I'd tell them to, and immigration at China would yell and holler at me saying "it's your responsiblity!' (they were right) .. and Uncle would do NOTHING (though his visa always got done bang on time) ? 

None at all, right? 

And most of all, and to the point ... 

He gave me the deposit. 

I left the apartment - or maybe I didnt. But what if I did? 

Good ole Uncle failed to consider that!

And I wouldn't leave if they hadn't canned me. 

I swear, the limits companies go to ... and it wasn't even that much dough to be honest. 

HR pestered me for a while after that, and claimed "they wouldn't sign a document" that they had to in order for me to get a new visa (which geez, I' have gotten anyway down the line) if I didnt return the deposit. 

I played it sneaky. 

Much like Charlotte, the "head of finance" at the company told me "we'll withhold your last salary for three months so you can help us out if there's any issue with the systems!

On an unpaid basis, of course!

The sheer brazen effontery of it all - to Uncle J's credit, he called her out instantly on it. 

Although I was forced to actually train my replacement, it didnt do much good. 

But really, after all that, they had the gall to complain about leverage. 

I wonder if they knew I was considering filing a case against them with theHong kOng labor board for unfair termination. 

Probably did, which is why they canned me just short of two years (minimum that was required back then under Hong KOng law in order to file). 

I was of course, roundly dissuaded from speaking out for my rights. 

And par for the course, I never listened!

"You can't keep fighting with everyone!" said my Dad. 

Interesting how company co-workers privately told me the EXACT OPPOSITE. 

Yes, everyone does have an axe to grind! 

Not everyone has the balls to do it, though ... 

Same thing was told me in Delhi Police vs Rahul when they looted me of cash. 

That case has mysteriously made its way up the Google rankings from 2009, on page ONE now of all things... 

Surprise in the offing for certain parties? 

Maybe. LOL. 

But I've always been the combative sort, my friend. 

Never been one to lie down and take it, regardless of the consequences. 

I'd recommend that approach for you too, but whether you take it or not is up to you. 

But its a prime example of why you should always be fair and do the right thing - because believ eme. 

In some way, shape or form it'll come back to bite you in the ass. 

The court "up there" has a funny way of balancing and evening it all out! 

OK enough for now. 

Had to get that off my chest. 

I have now, so ... 

Rememeber - 

- As always, do leave ... You got it. REVIEWS!

They do help!!

- Place your pre-order for Lumberjack "Lodestone" fitness NOW. Price goes up in 2-3 days. 

- And last, but not least, the last couple of copies (mine, NOT dog eared, hehe) of Fast and Furious Fitness - - the Collector' Edition, once gone, they're gone, no more reprints. If there is only ONE book you EVER buy from me, I'd recommend this one - oldie, but goodie, my first - and definitely still one of the very best!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Interesting how Uncle once told me during the review, that I could appeal it to the CEO if I wanted, then in the next breath he threatened me with "but no-one's ever done it before". 

I should have just done it for shits and grins, hehe. Maybe I would have if I was on the wrong side of 25, hehe. 

The Nazi feminists and cuckolds will have a HEY DAY reading this, hehe. And trollng me about it!

It's also possibly one of the most unromantic emails you will read from me - or possibly one of the most, depending upon how you look at it. 

But really, in China, I've never understood ONE thing till date - - two in fact. 

The tendency of men to carry women's purses and handbags. 

And, the tendency of women to worship fair skin - and carry umbrellas to an extreme. 

Come sun, come shine, come hail. 

The one thing that doesn't leave a Chinese girls side isnt her mobile phone, sunglasses, or purse... 

It's her umbrella, hehe. 

Carol, a girl I once knew even took it to giddy limits by explaining the "angles" the umbrella was supposed to be held at a different times of the day. 

Nothing short of hilarious, my friend. 

Yes, yours truly "chuckling" was "taught" that - I played along too! Hehe. 

But anyway, I've seen women all over the world do it these days - as of late, at least. My Korean Soap operas obsessed lovely wife does it all the time "wife". 

For one. I'm sure tons of other addicts do too. 

I'm also sure that there is a "fair skin" fetish in India i.e. "if you're fair, youre royalty, if not, you're a peasant working in the fields". 

Thats what the Chinese have to say about it. 

India, I'd bet something similar. 

But truly, my wife - I've never seen her ape the Chinese to that extent. 

And they, of course, want the long flowing dresses like Joanie did (ugh. I'd prefer shorts!) - and the "traditional Indian saris". 

It's odd but the Nazi feminists think that "shorts" are what women prefer in China. 

Not so all the time, my friend. 

They're not even that special there!

Truly a case of the grass being greener on ALL sides. Hehe. 

Then we have folks in the US - white folks - paying big money to go to tanning salons. 

I give up, hehe. 

But to be fair, I guess this long dress umbrella holding nonsense started back in the Victorian era? 

Not sure, maybe some of you in the UK can tell me!

And the oh so romantic (not, ugh) walks in the park "looking at the flowers" and other rubbish. 

I dont know, maybe it's women in general. 

I dont care much to know either - I just think APEING in general does not work. 

Yours truly, for one, is the same as I've always been. 

Some other real men are too. 

Look at Donald Trump, for one. HE's never changed. Likely never ever will! 

Yours truly never will either. 

Changing with the times, eh? 

Even Emraan Hashmi, a man I greatly admire - has done so in terms of "look" - but hey. If it makes him money, I'm all for it!

But as STallone said in First Blood II, when the sweaty overlord of a fat phock that was "commander of the mission" told him "Times change!" 

For some people. 

Yours truly is the SAME DAMN way.

Stallone, my friend is a classic example of a man who has NOT changed one damn bit. 

His look has. 

But the core Stallone is still very much there, and while many question the logic in the gory violence of the 2019 "Last Blood" movie, well, he DID move with the times. 

He just captured public feeling, and put it out there on camera for all to see..

Dont believe me? 

Look at whats happening barely two years down the line from when the movie was released! 

But back to changing with the so called times while teh changes moan about "how good it was back in the day" and how the old timers knew it all...

It seems to be kosher i.e. the "in thing" for men to shave their chests etc these days to look all "metrosexual" and attractive. 

Curiously enough, when a man wants long hair, the Nazi feminists scream up a storm. 

I cannot tell you, my friend, if there is ONE scourge I'd like to eradicate from the face of the planet? 

It's Nazi feminists!

Not only are they content to live in flith, garbage, rats and roaches for fear of actually, you know, having to do any real work (oddly enough these same women hire and berate - guess who - other WOMEN - to do their dirty work!) - but they claim of being busy, when their 'business" doesnt help or benefit  ANYONE Other than themselves. 

The men just get one duty added on the other, hehe. 

Like a customer recently said "She just wears me down. If it isn't this, its that. The LONG list of duties she gives me, once one thing is over, the next starts". 

He puts up with it, granted. 

Yours trulu doesnt. 

But women are all the same!

Anyway yours truly has never changed - and never will either. 

And I'll never stop calling the Nazi feminists out either. 

Thats that from me. 

Remember - pre-orders galore for Lumberjack Lodestone Fitness, a book that I predict with all my others truly will stand the golden test of TIME. 

Back soon!

BEst,

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Stallone is mentoned ont he sales page for the book for a reason. 

PS #2 - I noticed I never addresed the part about "not carrying umbrellas in pouring rain". 

Real men, write back and tell me why YOU DONT! 

"A little rain never bothered me", said the General. General Michael. Hehe. 

(The Chinese seem to scatter like roaches under the light with the slighest hint of any rain spoiling their purrr-feet (ahem, fect) skin...)

But really, you write back and tell me!

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