The Sheep all claim I'm a Rooster, but I'm not. Thats Ben Bird, lol. Thats why he identifies as a bird, but anyway ....
... talking to this girl I barely know where I met her, but she thinks my voice is sexy or what not, shes like, whats your spirit animal.
Before that a long laundry list of messages I never checked?
I mean, you guys claim I talk to girls all day long when I dont. I'm WORKING most of the time. Yeah I relax a bit with the maids and a few other girls I know, but thats it.
I mean you should see my wechat and Twitter unread notes. Literally nothing but girls and bots... And freebie seekers wanting advice on girls, and I block them all.
But anyway, shes alright.
But really, its a month thing.
Or year.
Like if you were born in a certain month of a certain year then you're a monkey not a rooster though technically you're a rooster, but really speaking, drill it down, you're not.
Not that I give two hoots about all that. My so called numerological life path is apparently "service before self" oriented and the rest of it makes perfect sense actually, but whatever.
You are what you make yourself.
But an undisputable fact is this, my friend.
I'm the best out there at pull-ups. Bar none.
We all know this.
I'm damn good at them. Even Marines and special forces tell me "your way is the RIGHT, the CORRECT way to do them".
and it IS.
And with my long monkey arms, monkey bar work I love so much, is it any wonder - and my ferocious FAMED grip - is it wonder Habib Porn Star, Rahul Mookerjee the bodyweight exercise Guru was born in the year of the monkey?
No such as coincidence, boyo. I've said that. If the same car is tailing you, if the same person is behind you twice cover your fucking ass. Something's UP.
And that, my friend is that.
I've truly spent years perfecting my CRAFT.
And to build a grip as ferocious as mine, to get as good as pull-ups as I am, I'm not even going to bother to put in specific links.
If you're interested, you'll find them even underneath a bunch of old hay. If you're not, you're simply not.
And thats that.
Best,
Habib Porn Star Off the Hezey.