I was actually considering listening to an old song (Bollywood) while writing this. I use it to troll and shock aunties, dowagers and of course a cranky ex wife all the time, lol, since I'm so young handsome sexy, charming, articulate, charismatic, intelligent, 9.2 inch DONG, sexiest body and vibe on the planet, more handsome than all you loons out there, sexier than the sexiest women and they tell me this themselves, so ... hey. What can I say. But we'll get into all that below.
Topic of the day is something I enjoy writing about - the GULLIBLE are very easy to rule.
And given the vast majority of the people are naturally so stupid and as of late its just gotten worse with Tik Tok Brain and attention spans of a goldfish and an amazing lack of any ability to THINK logically and REASON - and an even more amazing (to me, at least!) tendency to ignore facts staring people in the face because they know they have no choice but are too lazy to actually TRY and escape from the "black hole' that is coming for us all unless you escape ...
All of this makes life fun, and profitable for the best and greatest troll ever on the planet - yours truly. Really, guys. I say ONE thing, internet goes up in flames. I talk to ONE girl (well, at the time) and I end up in court cases and the second page of the TOI. I get trolled and aped and copied for years by fat nutters mentioned here because I pointed out ONE fact. That they're fat. Or, that they're hypocrites. Whatever it is, and they go off the deep end and stay there - on the other site I talk about the look in the eye, that ONE glance that does it, that ONE second VIBE ... anyway. Lets start on the topic.
First, since you buffoons (well, some) whine about "no fitness" on the site (while actually enjoying the juicy drama I love spreading so much, lol - dont be a hypocrite please) ... fitness wise.
A fat guy (also a smart dude) made a book he wrote successful once, never again and spread idiotic myths of guys pulling aeroplanes (yes its spelt that way thank you very much), and "Chinese culture" secrets which are really nothing at all - the real secrets are with Emperor Sir and he gives them all to you on the other site in terms of lasting in bed, and stud in the gym, dud in the bedroom, all that stuff.
Look, how STUPID do you gotta be to believe someone pulled a plane by their hair? Its simply not doable, friend. No-one has hair follicles or roots that strong. Aliens might, and in that case, what is the practical purpose of turning into an alien and even if you DID have hair that strong, pulling it by your hair? Teeth? Practical application please?????????
What he MIGHT have done is isometrics against some plane like thing, and you nutjobs out there thought he was pulling it. Gay.
Of course, only our friend Joseph would be able to tell you for sure, eh. For showl.
And of course its idiots that use AI to write because "they don't know what to write or don't have inspiration" and no-one bothers to read it because it feels off and comments about "showing off his immense knowledge of fitness" (said sarcastically, lol) ... getting stupider and fatter by the minute. Sprints my ass, lmao.
THEN you have idiots that believe doing "superman pushups while playing piano" is the "epitome of fitness" and what "everyone should aspire to".
Again. Probably not even possible, even if it was, ok, but what is the practical fucking application here, you idiot?
None. Kinda like jumping off cliffs (that was Ben Bird thinking he could fly, when he (DUH!) found out he couldn't he - obviously - broke his legs, and in addition to being sterile and having so called ADHD and meningitis, probably gay fibro too - he then apparently picked up sciatia which he whined about to his mother for the rest of his life according to him and his owner (who he calls his wife). Totally gay). Pointless. Like why the hell would someone even consider that? STUPID!
OK, then ... currently we're having a rather interesting time too in that the internet has some myth about the clown above stealing money from me.
Let me set the record straight.
I have before, but I want to again - I've been around the block, pal, and continue to. Impossible to steal from me.
And Ben Bird is too incompetent to even do that properly. Schofield at least could loot older women rather expertly for big sums, all mentioned here, but this myth doesn't seem to go away.
Hehe.
Ben is a thief, yes, in that everything he does has been copied from me (no credit) , learnt from me - no credit - been fired by everyone including the fat guy above I mentioned (again, same reasons) - but he's so incompetent he cannot even steal well, so its a hopeless case. Some guys steal and get big (fat guy above, lol but hey, he did what it took, so I don't blame him) - some are too incompetent ...
But other than that, he couldnt steal shit from me. He is also too gay to realize, despite being told, that moles and trolls often if led properly play both sides, and that is precisely what is happening here, and I love it. Hey, guys. I'm the penultimate best troll around. Ya cant beat me at that. I invite you to try to beat me at anything, for that matter. You cant, lol. But you may try!
He once made me a gay training offer to "train together" so he could learn more for free.
I parried it with "lets do a death match in Thailand'.
I still mean every word of that, unlike the gay retarded death threats he sent me for making anti feminist videos! Hilarious, absolutely, again, I say ONE thing, whole world goes up in flames, I LOVE BEING THAT GUY!!!!
He never responded of course. He's chicken, yellow, it shows through and through.
Moving on, this latest myth of me doing cosplay. Its a rather interesting idea yes, but sorry guys, I've had that idea for a very long time myself, and I went one better with Lola, Paula and the rest. Actual women, lol - ya'll are too gay to get them, so you cope by saying "he cosplays". It IS true that women call me more beautiful than them and I NEVER - let me repeat, 550 - and I've NEVER ONCE called a woman beautiful, I just say cute like I would with kids because that's their mental age ultimately, and everyone including them knows it and is happy with it) ....
.. even if I did, hey. I'd make a success of that too. Maybe I will. I can belly dance with the best of them so ... Haha.
That's why I'm one hell of a promoter, lol ... and being a troll plays into that except you gotta do it right. Its funny, I was trolled, bullied, beaten down etc all through my life growing up, no-one says a word, now I troll these guys, fuck their wives in front of them openly and they whine all day about it. I've even written books about it openly - all real life. They just shut up when they see the books, lol.
Whose winning?
OK, moving on - this latest myth of "living with parents". This has been debunked so many times before, first by paying customers who keep saying my nomadic lifestyle is what they wish they could have.
I get it. Every man wants to roam around in the desert with a harem of chosen women feeding him beautiful purple grapes. They're probably more beautiful than the girls and certainly taste better! Never lick her down there. NASTY! Sorry, Ashley. Hehe. Its WOMEN that need to wash down there not men - that's a breeding ground for germs basically, being a nurse doesn't mean shit either.
You can build up to it, but its not "easy" so most don't do it ...
... Y'all never heard about parents or family etc for most of the years we were in business.
Now that we are "influencers" or what not, all the bans, social media etc - you know, that entire story, you only heard about it post 2023 and why?
Because my parents of their own accord chose to come to me and talk to me about the situation. We had not spoken for like ... what? 17 years? Nah, maybe not THAT long, but a long time ... at all since I refused to live the feminist slave to women lifestyle.
Which is fine by me. To each his own.
I have told you that story many a times in writing, audio, video etc...
But I had nothing to do with their decision to "replace the son" with the ex wife in many regards - yet, as with feminists, they hate each other, women hate each other by default, so it never worked, constantly blew up, and they finally decided to talk to me since at least it was completely logical with me. We don't agree on most thing, but we can get along, because my mother and myself are both extremely logical people that can psychopathically remove emotions from a situation and deal with the LOGIC and FACTS.
"She is going to create more chaos, now that the power has been taken away from her" was Mom's comment.
Power?
She never had any - not over ME. Yeah, popped out a kid and then refused to leave despite being paid to and the kid being done on the sly, went off birth control without telling me, if you call that power I guess it is, but in the society they're in its all about show and though she will not leave, she cannot, they're terrified of people finding out etc etc (as in they don't want controversy lol) and so it continues, but inso far as I'm concerned, I could care two hoots less, lol.
She keeps making threats of taking me to court for talking about her on the internet, but she never does. I wish she would. I look forward to the day ... maybe this nonsensical "seperation" would finally end up in divorce - - but of course, she wont divorce me despite hating me.
And funniest part is ... for all those years they dealt together, I was completely out of it, but they kept trying to bring me into it when there were problems. I mentioned it before, the hitman analogy...
... and this ex absolutely and utterly hates my parents, they don't particularly like her either, yet it continues with both complaining about each other all the time in the nastiest terminology possible.
So we talk NOW (starting May 20 2024 - I think that was the date communication was restarted after years upon years), and you hear about it, but that's it, and here's the thing - it also shows on your part a glaring lack of understanding of trad cultures in Asia, Islamic, Hindu cultures, even Jewish and white cultures - the traditional ones.
Ever think about why the US presidential debate has FAMILIES watching?
Family structure is very important. They're trying to take it all away but its what built modern day society along with MEN. Its what even ancient societies were built upon.
And when you do live together "with parents" as adults in countries like the Netherlands, maybe India, China, its not all under one roof.
It is a big building with several floors, so its like your own apartment, except its all in the same building.
Islamic cultures, they all live "under the same roof", but I'm not sure how it works in the modern day Islamic lifestyle, but really - a family living together, all the wives together, all the husbands together, its a fantastic old school concept and was there for a reason. You work with your BROTHERS towards a common goal, if anything happens to one man, the wife is taken care of by the rest, family functions well with no drama - so even if that was my case, which it is not, in fact I sometimes wish it was, lol - that's a good thing actually.
But you faggots are too gay to actually know all this...
You know ...
Uncle J had a better understanding of all this, being in the US airforce and having SEEN the world, unlike you loons that ain't left Kansas since birth.
He made me the offer to move to China.
At the time I was working for a company in Florida that had me based out of India - cost cutting - then moved me to China on a solid salary - I've explained all this before, but the initial email, I did not respond, I wasn't totally sure of how to. China was still a relative unknown back then ... and so you had fat idiots making money off "Chinese culture secrets" which were a big flop show actually...
Second email, he wrote back "It would be a great thing for you, but I understand if you want to stay with your parents".
Its normal, guys.
You can research "living with parents" on this site for more if you wish, I've written about it before, every one of my school friends did that. I didn't, because we didn't get along, so I left. Its hilarious something so easy to understand - y'all make it so complicated. And you ignore the one that refuses to leave. Even the maid comes in and says 'why doesn't SHE leave? She came to this house, you - its your house - why the hell should YOU leave? Its the person that came that must".
and she is right. What's really funny with YOU loons though is IF I was feminist and actually living with parents, same roof, whatever the hell it is, then y'all would be ALL for it, and cheering me on.
So gay lmaooooooooooooooooooo
Not to mention the time of reckoning is nigh for my ex, who is already regretting the day she sent me on that wild goose chase, lol. But that's a different story. That time is coming soon for Little Ben too as it has all the rest.
Revenge is indeed a dush best served sweet, yet psycho level cold, ruthless and cunning - like a woman is by default.
Anyway ....
You gullible sort don't bother to ask why.
Or what.
Or when.
Y'all are so emotionally driven like women and children, and that makes it even easier for Emperor Sir to Profit Troll, lol. Available for pre -order at https://www.0excusesfitness.com/profit-troll.
I make a comment about owning slaves.
Y'all just go off the deep end without bothering to ask why is he saying that.
Or any other why's.
And its hilarious...
Ok, so I'll end this with this URL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE1CavSI5TQ&t=67s - this is the song I was listening to, lol. Maybe Govinda is the hero Marc the African Silverback Gorilla said I looked like, though I think it was the great Rishi! Hehe
And hey, I'm sexier than Govinda - he's fat, I'm slim and sexy ... hehe.
In short. Hes the actual movie star.
But Im the one called that daily and pull girls, way more than some of these other dudes could ever dream of.
And thats all that counts, friend. And you know it. I have zero competition there anywhere in the world.
Certainly I am far stronger - but he's a lucky dude in that he's divorced.
My ex still wont leave despite ... ugh. Tells you a lot about me being "that guy".
I mean, they don't exactly choose to stay with the losers. Winners are who they all wait for and latch on to them and then refuse to leave. Simple as that, that is females for you ...
My mom used to hate me singing these songs growing up yet these were the biggest hits, people still watch 'em. I was discussing how gay and hypocritical society is yesterday with a friend.
"oh my GAWDDDDDDDDDDD! He's so VULGARRRRRRRRRRRR!"
And yet, that's the sort that makes them wet, lol.
So, that is the tale for now. Back soon ...
Emperor Sir sends benevolently.
PS - I don't know who Dalquer Salman is, I think an actor from what it seems.
His recent comment "If you want something in India, you have to buy it with money.
But if you want respect, it must show on your BODY".
Exactly what I've been saying for ages.
That's a G comment.
Ultimately the girls come for that reason, friend. Troll away - but that's the reality of it, that X shape I talk about all the time.
If you have girls, if you attract them, you'll always have money. Same thing. Napoleon Hill wrote about how attracting money is not unlike wooing a maiden, same techniques ...
And what I keep talking about, you respect a guy in shape far more naturally. Not fat fools Tom tomming on the internet, larping and identifying as "birds". It shows. simple. End of story.
Best
Emperor Sir sends.
PS #2
A short while later - of course the trolls are so addicted they read it instantly.
And their brains finally put 2 and 2 together, except not fully, hehe.
Here is proof of one such faggot who deleted all the comments after reading it. I'm not even going to post that horrible things he said about my family and his own.
But it's all there saved for posterity.
And I'll share more later. Trust me, you do NOT - i.e. you do, lol want to see how horribly perverted this particular faggot is.
But I'll admit we were having fun with his dumb ass,.lol. Moles, for now, stand by. We will get him again soon more viciously.
Truly gives incest a new meaning and I will stop there. 