I'll start with a female anecdote as always, standing out there last night, washerwoman handing a plate of papaya to me, holding it while I managed to eat (was sweet and I loved it, NO PUN) ...
"Its your favorite Ramdev' favorite food". I quipped.
giggle.
Then I was explaining lunar mode - what I've been explaining to most of you idiots reading this for ages, you scoffed at it "what a load of baloney" - now you see it, feel it.
Her response, that's why women are on top everywhere (after I explained lunar energy to her, female etc).
Um ... no, Madam. They're not. All that garbage has ended, its back to MIGHT IS RIGHT everywhere. Go ask Maduro for one, hehe.
19 year old chimes in. The forever 19 year old lass. "He's right". Giggle.
Older women - women go to war too!
Me - Yes, to post retarded selfies of themselves cleaning guns (snicker) (their real job) and wearing a ton of makeup while taking those pictures".
THAT produced utter agreement, lol. Women hate each other, remember?
Anyway ... (and she was actually right about one thing, people acting like idiots for a long time now)
Fitness wise, life wise, everything for most idiots out there has become an even bigger cope/copy mania than it was BEFORE.
I mean, its ANNOYING.
Doing these workouts with these 2kg weighted ropes - that is beyond most people to begin with - but especially with NON sviveling grips - talk about a MONSTER! The other one I use is a lady's jump rope ie I bought it, but its SO slim that you REALLY get cardio from that one if done right. Perfect polarity, either this or that. Yes, I did get about three in the middle, none really worked as I wanted to, got the red ass, and that was that, anyway ...
Cardio - you dont ALWAYS need reps - large numbers for it. But you do need SPEED. As Mickey rightly said to Rocky, speed is what we NEED! Speed, demon SPEED!
And trust me, doing sets of 50-70 with this heavy ass motherfucker that could literally become a hangman's noose - not even kidding, some of you have seen it, what did an idiot tell me on SM?
"So what"
"So nothing" I replied, "Can you do it"
"No, but so what"
So nothing, I responded.
"Who do you think you are?"
"The Bodyweight Exercise Guru", I said, desperate to find the block button. Golly, sometimes I wish I wasn't a SM neophyte, lol.
Not a toadie neophyte though hahahaha.
"I could if I tried. I do .... BLA LA bla"
OK, well, have you tried
"No"
and then I blocked.
This mentality is gigantic cope.
"So what if I copied and stole ideas and got inspiration from the Bodyweight Exercise Guru's posts on BEAST and darn near everything else because he's so goddamn interesting I cannot look away despite trying but I cum in my pants mentioning his name, so I say, in a coy manner, "someone""
"So what if I copied his statements about popping his thumb back in, continuing on regardless, one of the most painful injuries to have, everyone told him to go to a gay fat doctor but he didn't, he solved his own problem himself and kept doing fingertip pushups, but so what, some other dude that popped his own shoulder back in is a beast but he's not" (so gay)
"So what if I make no money, so what if HaBib has more money than I'll ever see in my own life"
and yada, nada, schnada. The above three are real cases too.
"I'm fat, so what".
"I wrote a fucking book that became a bestseller, but I took the name from a Marine manual with the same damn name, and I only acknowledged it after my success"
"Va VA God knows who fitness stole their brand names from the Indians, and wont acknowledge it, at least the Chinese acknowledge it openly'
I'll tell you so what.
So you're a fucking loser. If you're a copyartist and THIEF, be that openly.Its how the world works ultimately, but at least be honest enough to acknowledge it, I for one wouldn't mind theives openly saying they're thieves. Its still gay, but its honest.
So what
So you're an idiot and loser.
And you're content to be that which is fine.
More - I am a short fat man with a mail order bride that pretends "equality" is what its about and wont acknowledge the fat- oops, fact, that I cannot do ONE pull up but write gay books on it which make very little money. So what?
So your customers are idiots. Simple. Or even more pathetic, lol.
I could go on forever.
"So what if you could go on forever"
So suck my dick and shut up - ah, we wont go there, since many of you would do it too. Want screenshots of people asking me "make me my slave?" Not paid, these are idiots I don't know from Tarnation. My sex appeal does it for both men and women, but anyway - so what?
So you're - ah, we went there too. Which is fine.
But why pester me with rubbish and steal my ideas?
I'm very flattered, so please keep doing it.
But what does it do for a jackass like you?
Exactly nothing. Everyone in fitness knows how gay it is, who the real players are, etc etc.
It ain't unknown "Mike's with so called iron necks or some garbage. Business being business, I mean ,haha ...
So my point is just this - "so you're an annoyance". You're a loser. And ... you have no inkling of how tough certain things are, the mental and physical strength it builds as you fart away covered in layers of blankets whining about Trump and God knows who. On that note, if Trump was kidnapped tomorrow, not one single one of you liberal fools would complain. Yet, some idiot named Maduro you wet your panties. Ya''ll just a bunch of slaves is all it is - you don't understand how the world really fucking works.
A pest.
Like a fly.
And no I don't "hate flies" - but I do intensely dislike them ...
And that's that.
If you're on this list, and refuse to get a product, please piss off yourself before I boot you. Marking me as "spam" after signing up YOURSELF with a DOUBLE confirmation will only backfire on your gay asses.
Best,
The Bodyweight Exercise Guru Dr Rahul Mookerjee, M.D.
