Y'all probably noticed one damn thing by now. 

That the recent email glitch hasn't slowed anything down at all. 

If at all, it's INCREASED sales, site views - both from the DOERS and the Bozos, both of whom cannot get enough of me. 

That bit aside, though, what I am saying now is this. 

GREAT things have been happening as of late, and in a so called depression, we're "thriving and spawning" like never ever before! 

Which, of course, is one reason I've been known to offer (no, I ain't gonna use the term "hand out!" because it is NOT!) generous discounts to some people - especially DOERS and repeat customers that deserve it! 

And while you might think THAT is the reason I'm saying what I am (it's part of it, but not hte entire shebang by a long shot), you'd be wrong. 

Or, off base. 

The real reason is this - it allows the bodyweight Guru to serve YOU MORE!

Thats right. 

Serve - YOU. 

Give you - the DOER - what you like (and in an insane, perverted Bozo like way, I'm giving Schofield and his posse what they like ie public humiliation for free). 

Except, unfortunately, it isn't a Domina doing it. My hairy self is. LOL. 

Poor Bozo. 

But he likes it, else why would "Poodle Schofield" keep coming back for the pet on the head! 

Anyway, pink poodle puppy panty wadded Schofield's aside ... 

IT allows ME to give YOU  -the DOER - MORE OF what you want. 

Believe me, the books I have right now? 

They, as you might imagine, as the doers KNOW - barely SCRATCH the surface of what I got to offer ya. 

Both in terms of fitnes,s and life. 

Remember what a great customer of mine from Greece once said? 

"I introduce you to all these other books in the hope you give us something more. I see something in you!" 

That was Panourgias from Greece!

Hey P - Great stuff - I've finally got through a few of those books - and I hope you're doing great with the FITNESS videos in the System!

Truly a purring Rolls Royce, and the next thing for yo ushould probably be Advanced Hill Training, or the book on pull-ups, or perhaps,both, I dont know. 

But he was right. 

I've got so much to offer, and I bring it to you anyway NOW, but I plan on doing seminars etc in the future as well. 

Fitness seminars, and more . . . 

And obviously, the "more the merrier" in that regard. 

While what I am doing now can be done "as things are now", I'd never settle for anything less than max. 

Remember the boss at THAT job that said "maybe thats why we never grew beyond a certain point"? 

Well, yours truly isn't of that bent of mind!

I think big - do big - and want YOU to do the same!

But anyway, last, but not least. 

Y'all probably have also noticed my insistence bordering on "obsessed with" - REAL REVIEWS. 

One reason obviously is to push the Bozos away. 

But the second, of course, is to grow - that select bunch of doers - until we truly SWEEP the globe, my friend, which we soon will! 

And all the other reasone mentioned above. 

And again, please do NOT think I'm "too busy to reply. 

I might be, yes. 

But I have always got time for YOU - the DOERS! 

PAnourgias once told me "Just tell them to do what Rahul says, because it works!" 

True. 

and thats why you haven't seen lengtheir reviews from him, but remember - even if you've said it before - even if you think I'm busy or what not - I NEVER TIRE of hearing how my products have helped YOU because thats what it is all about! 

Last, but not least, Charles Mitchell - 

"... after getting on these, my grip has never felt better!" 

(fingertip pushups in Pushup Central - he (in his own words) thought "there was nothing beyond the two knuckle fingertip pushups in karate training until he got to THESE!)

And he isn't the only one. 

John Walker - 

"

The exercise in this book is quite difficult to master but once you crack it, it will blow you away at how good it makes your entire body feel, I’m 63 and let me tell you, this one exercise has done more for my overall wellbeing than anything else I’ve ever done. A masterpiece, thank you."

And so on, and so forth. 

This, my friend is what it's ABOUT. 

Real stuff, real benefits, real man training, and ...well, need I say more? 

So don't hesitate to buy products - but remember - WRITE IN and let me know too!

BEst, 

Rahul Mookerjee

Bender Blowfield, Bender Blowfield. . . 

LOL. (I almost said "come here, boy!" but he might like that. Ewwwwwwww. But, if I wanted to, I could refer him to some Dominas in the UK, but they might want money which the Bozo doesnt have .... LOL). 

Anyway, here's the latest (this is part of an email I wrote about last night). 

I worked for charities too and I was on TV and movies too.

Cuck never said I did anything wrong to anyone. I win awards for charity work whereas you do F All.

Now, we've covered the TV/movies part before, so I won't get into it here. Hehe.Basically the Bozo paid to be on some stupid commercial where a chinese lady was flushing a "fat phock" down a washing machine to "clean the clothes" or some rot. I pity the machine if the Bozo was actually put into it!

The Chinese have the most wierd and openly racist ads though. There was one where a fair skinned woman was putting a black dude in a washing machine and he came out "white". That caused quite the stir! 

"We no racist". 

Yeah. Right. 

True story that on the commerical - Google's your friend if you want to go Raegan on me, and "trust but verify".  

But, as far as the "Cuck" is concerned, he meant Chuck. He didnt mean Chuck was a cuck, I'm assuming, but given he used the word so liberally throughout his entire beer bender sodden email (the subject line was "Cease, Cuck! How dare you!") 

No, I'm not lying for those that cannot stop laughing. I Can't either - this guy is truly the REAL DEAL in terms of utter insanity. 

But it's interesting. 

A customer and me (well, three of us actually - there was another guy asking) were talking about Einstein's definition of insanity. 

Yes, I read Charles's review on Battle Tank Shoulders, it is good to see that others have reached the same conclusion about the book that I have but then again being a genuine customer I wouldn't have expected anything less, I cannot think how any right minded person could have come to a different conclusion than either Charles or I.

 

How can anyone trust a review by anyone who has not actually purchased what they are purporting to review, that just does not make any kind of logical sense and I agree totally that amazon has got this wrong but given how massive amazon is this is unlikely to change anytime soon as it does not affect amazon in any meaningful sense.

 

What does it take for these goons to realise that anyone with half a brain can see right through their antics? For the life of me I cannot understand what they think they're achieving, from everything I've seen so far they're "definitely not" achieving what they hoped for indeed the reverse seems to be the case and yet they still persist, I agree with Einstein in this regard "continually doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result is the definition of madness".

Hi Again John

Yes, I completely agree - any serious DOER and anyone that has any real knowledge of fitness (he, like you, used to be into martial arts) would come to the same exact conclusion in terms of Battletank Shoulders and the other books - that they deliver, above and beyond "par exellence" as it were, which is yet another reason I am uber confident about "backing my stuff 100% and then some" if you get my drift . . .

The trolls, well, they get some perverse satisfaction from "dragging others down to their level " or trying to, but they're so stupid yes that when confronted with someone that fights back x 1000 with them, they go into "self destruct" mode more so than normal, which as you can tell is happening with the Bozo right about now given the madness emanating from him (his most recent rants are loony to the extreme even by his non existent standards, haha).

Now in terms of Amazon, they do put a "verified purchase" tag next to those that have actually bought the book (I think this holds for just the e-books though) but yeah - it isn't really that helpful since they allow anyone and everyone to post reviews. But yeah, it is what is it in that regard! You may actually be right in "any publicity" can be good, so in that regard, probably good for Amazon either way which is likely why they have that policy, and likely why (if you have noticed) they have removed the "reply to comment" feature they used to have (it went away this year) . . . (they were probably worried customers were going direct to the source, as you are now, though honestly, I dont get it there either - one could argue "the more the merrier" in terms of madness/comments, but hey, like you said - - it's Amazon! LOL).

With regard to Einstein's definition of insanity, thats an interesting one! Often times the reverse holds true for those actually trying to accomplish something i.e. persistence usually breaks and shatters ALL barriers - - but yes, when it comes to banging one's head against the wall and expecting a different result, that IS insanity ... but then again, these nuts aren't exactly the most logical to begin with, hehe.

Keep training hard!

Cheers,

Rahul

That was an interesting conversation! 

But let's see, the Bozo doing charity? 

LOL. 

He sent me an odd picture of him sitting round a table drinking beer with some equally odd looking folks from the Phillippines. One of those "shacks". 

Apparently the Bozo shacked up in the shack until Charles gave him the money to return to infest the UK. 

It's interesting though and more on self projection, the Bozo used to accuse other dancing monkeys of "flaunting their passports" to get jobs. 

(I still remember him going nuts on a baijiu fueled bender (engine oil fueled) accusing some dude "Andy" going by the nick name of Americana doing this. Weird! That guy didnt even work ESL from what I knew!) 

(Not everyone is a dancing monkey like Schofield is, hehe)

Yet, his email tom tommed his own passport for whatever reason. 

"UK passport! I dont need visas anywhere!" 

Well, goodie. I wonder why he felt the need to prove that? LOL. 

But charity? 

I dont know, his bald dome aside, there wasn't any evidence he could even support HIMSELF, let alone do charity. 

PRobably drove the poor shack dwellers insane too! 

But anyway, the definition of insanity is what I want to cover (finally, hehe) - - as well as doing "F all". 

Lets see. 

Over 35 books here, over 82 on the other site, and over 3000 or so blog posts - and so much writing that most people wouldn't be able to get it done in a lifetime, and WORKOUTS - and tinkering with them - my coaching calls - usual family drama etc - and then of course, my travels all over the world. 

And my OTHER busines interests ... 

ANd thats just off the top of my head, bro. I'm not even getting into web development and the rest of it . . . 

But the "do F all" is a familiar refrain from me, and one I've heard from others as well (no prizes for guessing who). 

People that actually themselves do "F all" and then self project. 

What I do my friend is I work SMART. 

You may think I'm just "sitting there and doing nothing", but THOUGHT moves mountains. 

And once I move, I move with the speed of a jungle cat (indeed, my buddy from the Marines once told me "Rahul, you've got the instinct and reflexes of a wild cat!") and I make MONEY. 

Lots of it, if I so choose, and I do so without mooching around with jobs etc or other Bozo like thinking that the masses have been fed to believe. 

Fitness wise, you too can do the same, my friend. 

Train HARD - and smart - not necessarily for Bozo like donkey's years (he apparently went for 10 mile walks or some such nonsense which he did perhaps once a year - I could tell by the wheezing etc on the dumbphone!) . . . 

And get RESULTS. 

Do things my way, my friend, and you'll start to get the results I do. 

And always remember, persistence wins out bro. 

No matter what. 

So if you're been working these exercises hard ,and haven't yet seen the results you want - give it time. 

It'll come - if you let it - and when it does - you'll be BLOWN away. 

Alright, this has gone on for long enough, so I'm out. For some reason I've done long form emails today! 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - If having the fitness, strength and REFLEXES of a jaguar in the wild, or wild cats in general "turns you on" - get Advanced Hill Training right NOW, my friend. This is another one of those gems a lot of people ignore. And again, please. No "it's too expensive" and price refrains. Just as you woudn't mention price when you talk Rolls Royce or Jaguar, it's futile, idiotic and STUPID to wail about price on this course. Truly a gem, truly priceless. 

Just do it!

For a change, I won't "wax lyrical". 

I'll let the customers speak for themselves -which I often do, of course in reviews etc ... 

And THEN you'll hear my thoughts on this. 

Anyway, ever since Amazon removed the "reply to commenter" button on Amazon (I guess they did that out of fear of "customers going direct to the source", or perhaps troll replies to real comments, or both - I don't know) ... lots of people have been wanting to message the Bozo if just to toy around with him a little. 

Rahuls' bunny he truly is, hehe. Albeit a rather nasty and smelly one with weird preferences! 

Anyway, on the topic of troll reviews, and such which I've been really enjoying (The Bozos make me a lot of sales), here is what a customer John from the UK had to say on the topic (we were discussing, and I brought this up in an email prior to this "why Amazon allows trollish reviews") ... 

Hello Rahul

 

It would appear that amazon lacks the conviction to really vet who is and who isn't a genuine customer, could this be an example of the belief that there is no such thing as bad publicity? 

 

As you and I have previously discussed this you already know my thoughts of "reviews" as I've said before, I couldn't give a flying fig about anyone's "opinion" the fact is when I see a negative "one star" review I immediately sense that there is some kind of an agenda behind it, especially when the reviewer feels they need to point out that the book has typographical errors, "get a bloody grip".

 

I have read hundreds of books and I've yet to read a single book that didn't have at least one typo, so what? Who cares? What bloody difference does it make? All that matters is does the book contain the information that you seek, does it teach you something you did not know before? I buy books to learn something not to check if the author managed to write the book without making any typographical errors or spelling mistakes.

 

If all that you care about is whether or not a book has any kind of errors, then you're not really interested in the book and what it can teach you, you're just an agenda driven moron who's got nothing better to do with your time.

 

Rahul, if you choose to put this to use:-  This is my message to all the arseholes out there that deliberately write bad agenda driven reviews in the hope that people will believe what you say and not make a purchase just because "you say" it's not worth it.

 

Give it up, you're fooling no one but yourselves if you think that people cannot see through your obvious bias and know that you're full of shit!!!

 

Warmest Regards

 

John.              

Hey John

Indeed, often times there is no such thing as bad publicity especially when it's people like Glyn "the Braying Jack-loves-ass" Schofield with an obvious bias/agenda/axe to grind - I'm having great fun with the Bozo today as you can tell. He keeps trolling, and I keep "bunnyin" him back which he of course hates, but as far as Amazon is concerned, I'm not sure why they have that sort of policy. Obviously any serious book seller would want only buyers to leave reviews,  but then of course you have people that may have "borrowed" books that want to review it?

I dont know, if I were Amazon on this one, I'd only allow BUYERS to review, even if those reviews are trollish reviews, at least the person bought 'em, so they have "some basis" to review, as it were ... but apparently Amazon doesn't feel that way!

So maybe it's "any review is a good review" ultimately, if not for the buyer or (and) writer, then for Amazon at least. No idea, like I said, if I was running a book site - and indeed on my own www.0excusesfitness.com site, I do NOT allow anyone that has NOT bought to leave reviews, but then again, thats just me!

And yes, I completely agree - if someone is buying the book to "prove the author wrong on something" - like the Bozos do - then their opinion truly does not count, because neither is factual, nor is it any way realistic. Information products at the end of the day are there to provide INFO, not "look purdy" as it were, and like you said, if the books provide more and newer info than anything else out there, then that is what counts!

Well said - and I'll post this on the site soon enough - thanks for sending it over!

On that note, Bozos aside - did you see the latest "real" review for Battle Tank Shoulders from Charles Mitchell, a long term customer of mine? I loved it - now thats why I do all this! (you guys are what make it all WORTH it at the end of the day).

Keep up the great work - and the "advanced book on pull-ups" is WAITING For you! ;) (i.e. whenever you're ready)

Cheers,

Rahul

Please stop writing about me and get a gorilla grip, otherwise myself, Chuck and others will be paying you a visit

Poor Chuck. Poor Bozo. They have NO IDEA. LOL!

(anyway, serious trainees, DO get a Gorilla Grip...) 

The Bozo is two things, my friend. Or three. 

One, he's infestng Ole Blighty, and some on the list have asked "where he lives" (in respons eto my latest email on it). 

Two, I dont know where he lives, but I think Birimingham, but I wouldn't bet upon it! 

The Bozo only lives in dark holes he "licks" and Mommy's basement, or on the STREET after being thrown out, face down, out of Chuck's house for stealing his beer. LOL. 

I've got proof, right down to the Bozo going to the cops and begging to be "let back in". 

lmao. 

But I'm not going to post it here. Some things are truly members only for members to have a chuckle at, including the infamous "Josie" screen captures ... 

(But remember, you get FREE access to everythign I offer with one membership to the site - so jump aboard now. Truly VALUE BEYOND COMPARE the bodyweight GURU is offering you HERE ...) 

And three, the Bozo never disappoints. 

Either to give me ideas to write about, or to give me a huge, huge laugh. 

Here is what yours truly just got in the Inbox. 

Name: Birmingham butt bouncer banana boat benefits bozo

Email: piublicASSistance @ g-mail.com

Name : rahultheUglypaki @ gm-ail.com

Email: oxfordbozo

(Bozo got two the fields mixed up the second time around, lol). 

Name: Jose Arias (this was a genuine sign up, by the way) 

.... 

Anyway, for new sign ups, emails etc are working fine, it's just the regular list that needs to be tweaked. 

But really, the Bozo. 

Right on target after the racist memes, hehe. 

Anyway, this "ugly Paki" has a lot to teach you and the Bozo, who called him a "fitness God bar none" recently about FITNESS. 

That being, that "butt bouncing workouts" truly do BURN FAT. 

Believe me, the more you shake it, the more you LOSE IT. 

Thats an alien concept to the Bozo shaking his non existent "wang doodle". 

But I'm talking shaking in a good way. 

Workouts that truly make you feel uncomfortable and SHAKE the fat up from the inside out. 

And the best example is jumping rope workouts - and I've put out the best book ever on jumping rope, unlike anything ANYONE has put out there (I challenge you to find one better, much like with Pushup Central, its natural BROTHER) - which you really need to get now. 

EVERYONE can jump rope, my friend - everyone. 

The only exception being, of course, if you're injured - or have pre-existing conditions that do not allow you to use the feet and legs as they should be "naturally". 

For example, people with lower back surgery and ify ou'e got a foot that "acts up" often - then you might be best off NOT jumping rope or sprinting with it ... 

But even then, there's plenty of bounch workouts you can do. (not in the hay, hehe). 

One, mountain climbers, thats a great exercise I havent covered a lot but will be in the upcoming book on SUPER PLYOMETRICS!

Two, Hindu jumper squats ... 

And three, the JUMPING squats I cover so well in Animal Kingdom Workouts in a style that is brutal, simple, and yet NOT seen out there. 

And many others, of course, but these are a few. 

Remember, bounce, burn, and lose is a truism of fitness. 

Get you some now, bro. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - The Bozo, much like apes do has a fascination with "bananas", but I wouldn't denigrate the poor ape with the comparison, hehe. The Bozo is more into wang doodles than actual bananes, but on that note - remember - working out like a REAL APE - REAL MAN style will give you strength and conditioning bar none that you can only DREAM of. Get the premier book on it HERE. 

PS #2 - The Bozo's next step is to finangle someone's "real Oxford email addy "and sign up with it. Watch this space for more hilarity while you get the books ABOVE!

NO disrespect towards the ape - pound for pound, one of the mightiest animals there is, my friend. 

Do the Bozos at the "Jim Shim" know that if a baby chimp were to take your finger and SQUEEZE, you'd scream like a little baby (an adult would?). 

Yes, I dont care if you can bench Manhattan either!

And ape like upper body strength is what you should aspire to - and what my courses, modeled in part on what the mighty APE does is what Battletank Shoulders - and Pull-ups - from STUD to SUPER STUD - within WEEKS! give you! 

And of course, my best book ever most likely - Animal Kingdom Workouts (this one is another must grab NOW - remember that discount BE ticking). 

But I've written a a lot about copying yours truly as of late? 

Hmm? 

Yes, I think I have! 

Rightfully so, but here is the thing. 

Yours truly makes no pretensions of the fact he TOO had to learn - somewhere. Someplace. 

He too - put in the hard yards, and still does. 

Sure, he learned on his lonesome, but it's still learning! 

And he did ALL he could to learn from those he aspires to BE - or "used to aspire to be" in whichever field. 

No I ain't talking money either. 

There is more to it than that, bro. 

And here is where most people get it WRONG. 

When they see something they LOVE - they COPY. 

Yet, copies are never authentic my friend. 

The TRUE YOU - the REAL, UNFETTERED YOU is what is authentic and what ultimately DOES THE TRICK. 

And the difference between copying and truly DOING while following lies in not just bettering the Master at something (I want all my students and great customers to do this!!) ... it's FOLLOWING. 

Right. 

Following the right way. 

You LEARN fromthe other person while remembering that as Dr Maltz said in Pyscho Cybernetics, you are YOU - no-one else!

You ARE UNIQUE!

And this, my friend is the KEY most people miss. 

Incorporate this into your life today, and watch how things start to CHANGE - FOR YOU! 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Fitness wise, this is why I don't hand hold and molly coddle. I give you the tools and workouts to succeed, but only YOU can succeed, my friend. YOU have to tailor things to YOUR own "tastes" and remember that "not one size fits all". Enough said! 

PS #2 - And if you're one of the ones being copied and trolled and therefore hated because "the haters can't DO" - well - ENJOY - THAT is a sure shod sign of success, or getting there, more than anything else, hehe. 

This is going to be personal, even more so than a lot of my posts. 

But you know the REAL reason that - other than incompetence, and the knowledge that these sniveling pansies couldn't get it up if they tried, and haven't done anything remotely resembling what a REAL MAN would do other than trolling in the darkness of the basement with grubby Cheetos bags and empty beer bottles strewn about (and panties if you're Bozo Glyn Schofield on public assistance in the UK) these idios troll and attack? 

Its HATE, my friend. 

They hate - truly everyone and everything. 

Like Hitler did. 

We all know what happened with him, of course! 

Claude Bristol said it in the Magic of Believing. So have plenty of others. 

"Do NOT use the power of the subconscious for evil, because it will come back to BITE you in the ass". 

Those are my words, but that is the import. And the drift. 

Speaking of drift, and drifters ... oddly enough, that is exactly the impression I got of Bozo Schofield the first time I saw him. 

A guy willing to drift along with the seas of life trolling away, drinking until the next monkey job, sticking his tongue whereever allowed, a guy that was and is AIMLESS and GOALLESS in life, has nothing to aspire to, and so forth. 

The sort of guy who in Rambo I the Sheriff didnt want in town (except of course, there the Sherriff miscalculated, and how!). 

"First thing you know, we got a whole BUNCH of guys lik eyou in this town. Thats why!" 

So says "Sheriff Rahul" with his Texas cowboy hat on (to the Bozo). 

But I remember feeling it. 

When I first met Charles and Glyn in person ... 

It was sutble, but it was there. 

The hate, the jealousy ... "how dare this "dirty Indian" speak English better than us". 

How dare he be in top shape and FLAUNT it. 

How dare he ... 

India, for those that dont know is a country which most people outwardly "admire". 

But talk to a lot of these fools, and you'll see what they REALLY think of the country. 

"those dirty black people". 

Oddly enough, the Chinese are at least honest enough to say it!

Probably why Charles kept saying "even a Chinese born in America couldn't teach English as well as "real Americans" can". 

When quizzed on his definition of real Americans, he kept silent. 

Bozo Schofield, to give credit where credit is due, was far more sophisticated about it. 

True Hannibal Rising! 

I wouldn't have guessed the first time we met, but when the two of them trolled me with those memes, the racist memes, I KNEW. 

It wasn't just jealousy - The Bozo trolled the picture of me on Shoulders like Boulders, hehe, and many others - but it was the RACISM that stood out. 

The HOW DARE THIS GUY be BETTER THAN US! 

And this happens to achievers of any race, in any country. 

The minute you try and (do) break out of the "bunch of crabs in the bucket", the rest will subconsciously try and pull you BACK. 

But anyway, "he's so arrogant!" 

He's so confident!

So pompous!

That V shape to the back! 

ALL - LACED - with a feeling of utter inferiority deep within (hence the books on pull-ups getting the most flak from the Bozos along with Pushup Central , hehe, and hence Charles telling me petultantly "your emails dont help!" - like the Chinese telling their ESL teachers "how to teach", hehe). 

Well, my friend, thats fine for me. 

I thrive on this. 

Lesser people woudl wilt. 

I dont - I attack back x 10000. 

Always have, always WILL!

How dare I. I know. But I did, and WILL!

And will - NEVER - be a pussy ass trainer either, hehe. 

Anyway, I hope this provided you on the list with some insight into the Bozos mind. 

What people do NOT say openly is truly what you need to FEEL and CONSIDER!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Oh, and remember to pick up the book on pull-ups I've been "ranting" about all day. Do what I tell you - and you'll turn into a super duper stud at pull-ups nigh on (so it will "seem") overnight, willy nilly ... 

PS #2 - Oh, the key to pulling this off? Be sure you can BACK that SWAG up, bro! THAT is how you can truly attack back x 10000000. 

I could probably chokeslam Bozo through a brick wall if I wanted to (I dont - I'd rather not get my hands "dirty". I'd rather "take it out without trying to get any of me" - thats a dialog from the movie Recoil, hehe). 

But really, as Karl Gotch said. 

"Talk's cheap, but MONEY buys WHISKEY!" 

So true, my friend. So true! 

Get on the train NOW. 

PPS - Here is what Bozo sent me a while back. 

(around a couple of weeks, I believe,except his dumb ass forgot that he sent it to me before). 

How dare a person like you slander someone like me? As Chuck said you are just jealous because of everyone who makes it in China. Chuck hates you, Kate too. Everyone you've sucked ass and then betrayed hates you.

Chuck hates you. Kate hates you. Glen too. Charles. The gorilla. The marine. The high powered lawyer.

Nobody buys your books, you have 4 followers- one is me, the other Chuck, the other you, the other a shell account.

You have no friends, no life, your wife is sick of you bullying her into English.

Chuck told me all. I have your number and address so if you don't stop acting trolly, Rahul I will be laying hands on you and fuking you up,

 

lmao. 

Poor cuck - oops, I mean CHICK - I mean CHUCK - no, this ain't aimed at "Chuck" is all I can say. The Bozo did send me this too. 

"You are a typical beta cuckold!" 

(notice the part about "sucking ass". LOL) (then he signs up with a nick "IpaidtolickKate'sass"). 

Poor Kate...

But really. 

"How dare you!" 

"Everyone hates you!" (poor Schofield and the self projection, and he forgot I THRIVE on it. LOL. 

Anyway, point and case. 

Or, if you're not Bozo Schofield, case and point. Hehe. 

"Times change"

"So do people!" 

I can hear it right now ... LOTS of people say it. 

And they're probably right in many ways - if we're talking the majority of people out there. 

I dont know, my friend, but yours truly? 

This morning, I took another trip down one of those memory lanes I so often do. 

On another site. 

And some delighful memories they were - of me interacting with people - expressing my truest and "basest" desires - and doing so in an environment MEANT for that. 

(Note to Bozo Schofield reading this - badgering women late at night asking them if you can be their servant with wacky profile images on WeShat doesn't mean "an environment meant for expression". It's called trolling and inane, idiotic frustration laced "I can't get any unless I pay for it, and even then I can't "do the thing" if you get my drift" BADGERING). 

But anyway, change ... 

I notice it all the time. 

People keep "trying to be what they aren't". 

Could be yours truly's "lovely wife" on Korean soap operas all the time (interesting how that works, with me being in China for years, and finally she's "getting on the train too") ... 

Could be people I see around me all the time APEING me - despite claiming they don't. 

(the stretches from Isometric and Flexibilty Training are one prime example of this - people ape ALL the time, while simaltaneously dissing the fact that these exercises DO work - and how! I mean really, fella. The GREATS used them - I use them - need any more proof?? 

And if these idiots say "yes, we need more proof", and you point them to them doing it ...ah, but I'll stop. It's just ASININE, the way morons and Bozos think). 

Anyway, it could be anyone. 

Bozo Schofield wanting to be a stud, and seeing me talk to women all the time, and so late at night he gets drunk "wishing he could do the same". 

And there's a bunch of idiots out there just like that. 

They all "want"! 

But anyway, back to change. 

Yours truly has ALWAYS been a cave dwelling "anti social" sort of person - a person who you either love or hate. 

That hasn't changed, and never will. 

He's always been a bodyweight exercise fanatic, and he's only gotten BETTER with age. 

Mr Pull-up - Mr Handstand Pushup - and so forth. 

He's always loved doing pull-ups and pushups, and other bodyweight stuff, and he continues to in his cave. 

He's ALWAYS LOVED to write, and has been doing it ever since he's been a little kid, without even knowing it. 

Some of the stuff was torn apart. 

Like  Shantaram, the bestseller - when Greg Roberts wrote it in prison in Germany, the massive manuscript was torn apart not once, but twice ... and yet. 

PERSISTENCE! 

Most of it was looked at as so what? 

"Its just writing! Anyone can do that!" 

Yet, the same idiots and Bozos who said this never "did it" and quietly aspired to be the person who DID it - me - and yet, never did. 

I've ALWAYS counseled people - uplifted - without even knowing it. 

Of course, the Bozos and morons out there would say the exact opposite. 

Thats fine. 

You either love me, or hate me!

BUt my point is this, my friend. 

Look at any great achiever - in any field - and you'll see they STAYED TRUE - to their CORE VALUES. 

Even Hitler, that jackass of the Century succeeded in a big way for a while because he stayed true to his core values - his abonimable core values if I might say. 

Of course, that great force of the subconscious he used for PURE EVIL - came back to bite him in the ass, and how. 

Same thing for trolls etc, to varying degrees, and levels (if anyone knows this better than Bozo Schofield himself, I'm yet to see it). 

But anyway ... 

Great men and women have many things in common I've spoken about a lot. 

The one thing I haven't so much touched upon is staying true to WHO THEY ARE - and THEIR CORE VALUES!

And thats why, as I told Charles Mitchell the other day, I will NEVER become a "pussy trainer" no matter what. 

True, I could have "sold first", and I'd have done a damn good job but that ain't me. 

I DO FIRST. 

I make DAMN SURE what I'm telling others to do is TRIED and TESTED for YEARS AND YEARS. 

And then I sell it - at high prices. 

It ain't for everyone either. 

Only the ultra serious. 

But thats me! 

And as "fake" and "wannabes" spawn all around me, and indeed EVERYWHERE, that is the best piece of advice I can give YOU. 

Be YOU, my friend. 

There is only ONE you - for a damn good reason!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Remember, Zero to Hero contains many such nuggest of wisdom and achievement - be sure and pick up the book now. 

PS #2 - And fitness wise, don't delay the purchase for the ADVANCED book on pull-ups. Remember too, that discount won't last forever - I'm pullin it next week. So, get on the train NOW my friend.

PPS - "When are you going to come full circle, John?" 

That discussion at the start of Rambo III when Stallone is "trying to be something he isn't - says it all!

A perfectly working Toshiba at that, one that is FAR better than this "new" laptop I've been using for less than a fraction of the time (although to be honest, WInblows has a lot to do with it crashing etc). 

But anyway, let me back up. 

You on this list know the sigh of relief - and the SHEER JOY AND HAPPINESS that washed over me towards the end of Feb, when I gave away two items. 

An old camorder. 

A perfectly functional laptop. 

To a CHARITY no less. 

They plan on using it in schools etc. I dont know, but I knOW for a fact they'll do something good with it. 

For a long time, I hung on to to both for sentimental value. 

One, I bought when I had my FIRST JOB. 

And two? 

Well, that laptop was where many of my products were created, released and sold! 

For a long time I held on to them. 

This year, I released them - because it was TIME to, for various reasons. 

Like I said, the sense of happiness I felt at giving it away was beyond none. 

Now, these guys didnt take clothes etc. 

And today, as I gave a CRAPLOAD of perfectly GOOD clothes away (which I no longer wear due to some odd reason) - I felt much the same - 9 out of 10 (but a lot of that 9 is because I'm exhausted from a tough workout and the guy interrupted me during writing, heh - or it would be 10). 

Nothing if not canny is the dude, an he repeatedly asked me if I had an old laptop lying around. 

Or shoes. 

Or cameras!

IT was like he was reading my mind. 

But either way, I laughed at him twice. 

First, for the old shoes part. 

"Dude, why would I keep those? If I dont wear, if they ain't useful to anyone, I'd TOSS 'em", I told him. 

"But you can get something for them", he went on. 

"I dont want it". 

I handed him a crapload of old DVD's and my old DVD player. 

Here, take it, I said. 

HE goggled, and took it, scarcely able to believe his luck. 

"I dont give anything that anyone else cannot use", I said. 

He didnt believe me, and then asked about the laptop - again. 

"I've already given it away", I said. 

I then explained the how's of how I did it. 

He shrugged. 

"For how much", he asked, as if it was the most routine thing to ask. 

Nothing, I replied. 

He asked again. 

"For freeeeee??": he goggled. 

Then he badgered me for phones, and I said I ain't got any old one lying around to give. 

Actually, I do. 

One of them. Which I don't and will never use, but which I have other plans for. 

Finally as he went, I'm writing this to you, and why ? 

One, this is nothing against those that prefer to hold garage sales rather than "give". 

Or "exchange". 

Or, sell on She-bay or what not. 

I'd rather just give though for the most part, and there is a damn good reason behind this. One sentiment, and one decidely NOT SO. 

And second? 

Fitness wise, do you understand NOW why I give you SO much - and yet ask so little in return? 

You on this list are literally getting value beyond compare, my friend. 

quite literally. 

And the reason I do it - is well, what I've mentioned above, and even the FREE stuff you get from me, my friend will propel you along the path to greatness - if you LET IT. 

And part of "letting go" is letting go of what you have in your wallet to get something GOOD for it - something of VALUE. 

Way too FEW people are willing to do that, especially these days, when panic runs rampant. 

And as I told this dude I never wear a mask (he did) - he goggled again. 

Sage, those looks! 

But anyway,  if you're one of the select few that doesn't constantly see money flying OUT (and whines about how "my money just keeps disappearing") - rather, the opposite - and KNOWS when there is VALUE For the taking at a "cost that is WAY too LESS", then start by investing the Rolls Royce of Fitness right here, bro. 

And write back - and tell me how you do! 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - PIck up another product or two while you're at it. Remember, there's a discount A AWAITING! 

(and remember, I'm going to pull the discount by next week, probably Monday MORNING bright and early - therefore, do what the smarties are DOING, and get your thang on NOW.). 

If there is one subject that people grip about the most, my friend it is this - MONEY. 

Yet, if I were to tell you that most, if not ALL millionaires, or even those you might consider succesfull didnt just start out with less than a pot to piss in. 

They started out, my friend, FEELING like millionaries when the "zeros" in the bank account didnt quite show it (the opposite, actually). 

Ask ANY one of them, and you'll see. 

I've been saying this for years - capture the winning FEELING - and you're off to the races no matter what. 

No, the economy doesn't matter. Neither does the plague from China, and no, money is not "tight" and NO, being "broke" isn't as much of a reality as you THINK (regardless of what the vast majority of folks reading this might think). 

Yours truly has always lived in the flow, and had a life of plenty, and no, I wasnt "given" that life. The opposite, actually! 

But really, I don't get it. 

I hear people gripe all the time about money, money money. 

Perhaps to a degree it makes sense in the recession we're facing now - according to the sh-news, at least - I dont believe in using such silly idiotic terms - but people gripe about money in the best of economies and the worst. 

I've made no secret of the fact I laugh at those who consider my books and products "expensive" or what not, but this isn't about that. 

This is about the FACT that men's minds above anything else create "hard times" - recessions - and the like. 

If you THINK right - things will be RIGHT. 

And the sheer feeling of abundance and gratitude I'm feeling right now for a seemingly tiny thing is beyond compare, and made me write this email to you. 

Of course, we're not back up to speed on email, so for now, it's only the ultra faithful that will see this. 

But you'd think that email being my primary source of "abundance", and that being choked off due to reasons completely beyond my control (temporarily - we should be back up to speed sometime next week) I'd be fretting etc. 

Not so, my friend. Ive never felt better!

LAst year in October, I believe, one of my sites for the other business was taken down - again, reasons out of my control. 

A month later it was back up. 

Like nothing ever happened. 

There is a reason, my friend, I mention the tale of Edison in Zero to Hero, where his lab - UNSINSURED, much like yours truly - burned down one night. 

His wife was devastated. 

Edison? 

"So what", he replied. "We'll rebuild the next day!" 

THAT, is the attitude my friend - and no, it doesn't mean he didnt "care". 

He cared way more than most people would have. 

Except, he channeled it RIGHT and eventually years later, came out on top. 

And was remembered and is as a GREAT for the ages. 

Alright, my friend. 

In those words above lies the key to success - - at ANYTHING. 

See if you can find it, and make sure to pick up Zero to Hero NOW. 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - Newbies, for some reason are still getting the emails, but the regular list isn't. Worry not, will be sorted soon. Emails from the site should also be going fine, so if you're buying something, which you SHOULD, as that DISCOUNT is waiting (though I dont know, I might pull it very soon) ... do so NOW, and remember - the products are YOURS to download immediately for those of you that want the e-books! 

(Paperbacks, do shoot me an email and "let me know" after you pay and Ill do what is required). 

AHOY!

I just do, my friend. 

And I often - usually do. 

Those times when I spend either by myself (or when I can, with my daughter) - those times spent doing NOTHING whatsoever, with NO interruptions whatsoever, with NO-ONE around to bother me, no bells clanging, idiots wailing and whining, no Bozos pissin and moaning ... (well, actually not the last. I enjoy the Bozo as much as I do an awesome LAUGH!) ... and many other things and times when I'm A-lone - doing usually precisely nothing. 

Its probably some of these times when I've produced some of my best stuff!

Today, my email is "out of commission". 

I've got so much to write, which I Could here, and send it over to you. 

While doing handstands,  I wanted to write about why (and my daughter loves this one and indeed TOLD ME this - as did many of my CUSTOMERS) - handstands done RIGHT are the "toughest thing to learn" for most people. 

And when we get into ADVANCED handstands, thats amping the level up another notch! 

And then we get to PROFOUND level, the course on which has not yet been put out, but will - someday. 

Someday, someplace, sometime.... 

For right now, this is a signal from the Universe that says I need to rest, and I'm doing so today (though of course, I never "completely take off"). 

But ... all of us DOERS need to RELAX once in a while. 

Believe it or not, despite all my chest thumping (rightfully so) and the bellicose nature of some of my emails, I'm actually a fairly easy going person. 

Easy to get along with. 

NOT the sort of person you'd want to marry, hehe, but definitely the life and soul of the party (for whatever both of those two things are worth, and I dont do the latter too often either!). 

I'd rather sip my beer - preferably Corona or Stella - sitting on my balcony, sunning myself like an old man ... 

Or, I'd rather walk in the garden and stare at the ducks for hours. 

Or I'd rather workout for long hours, and be left in peace. 

It's all meditation and "connect with the Universe" time for me, and I value this sort of thing so much that I cannot begin to put a price tag on it - much like my "reassuringly expensive" products, which I really - sometimes I look at the prices, and wonder "damn, I'm giving this away for damn near free!". 

Or, Gazdooks! 

Or, Golly! 

Hehe. 

I know the lookie lous and idiots out there think the opposite, which is fine, because I ain't in the biz of convincing morons, and do all I can to repel 'em. 

But anyway, I'm back to lying down right now and doing precisely nothing - and sometimes YOU TOO would be well serve dby doing what Claude Bristol said i.e. "go into nothingness" and "thy problems will fade away":. 

And if you dont have problems, "thy BLISSED feeling will amp up several notches". 

Believe me, when you get to the point you can truly meditate for hours and not think anything, you're getting someplace. 

(I wouldn't advise doing what Boddhidharma reportedly did tho). 

But anyway, in this blissed and blessed mode, I've given you a blessed offer that won't last too long - that being, and this is mentioned when you checkout on the site, ANY order over $350 - any order - paperback - digital -duplicate - whatever - gets 15% OFF. 

Flat out, no questions asked, you dont even have to enter in a coupon code - I've set it to be done automatically for you, and you'll see that on the page as well. 

So while I can't promise how long this state of affairs will last, I CAN promise it won't be long. 

Jump on this now, my friend - in a BLESSED state of mind! 

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

PS - No, this ain't to "pay for email" - for those that might think so (believe me, I had an idiot once write in and ask me "why should I pay for training materal when you make it for "free"). Someone should have asked this ass wad if laptops, servers, website development, and the sweat, blood, tears and toil - and most of all EXPERIENCE and knowledge was to be gotten for "free", and if so, why he didnt just "get it for free". 

PS #2 - Oh well. Back to feeling BLESSED. And this PS was written before I wrote the main email (or post, since I'm not emailing today). 

(I'm going to be getting back to emails and "infesting the Inbox" pretty soon again, don't worry, hehe). 

PPS - No "why": in terms of the magic figure - thats just how it is, and it's an amount I think fits the bill nicely, and is "fair and square", really. No why in terms of "how much off" either. Thats just how it is, friend. Go with the ...FLOW! 

(I just gave you several keys to super achievement in this email for FREE, btw).