This is another one of those early morning emails I often send, with the maid still fast asleep beside me, I'll grab her by the tit occasionally instead of the arm. And since she got scandalized in the dream when I did it, it'll be opposite in real life, hehe. Anyway. I wanted to write this last night but didn't, so I dreamt about it ALL night tonight, so might as well do it NOW.
Take action NOW as I say, and by the real deal - showing idiots and trolls "more".
If I do 25 pull-ups - so what? They cant do one themselves, of course! Show me 100! If I do 100 - 1000!
Ditto for everything else "important" and unique I talk about, things that nobody on the planet has done, or very few people - like my great inspirational story I almost once titled a book on before calling it Zero to Hero - "From 120 - 60 kgs in LESS than 2 months".. .
From Loser to Winner, and so forth ...
Yes, its all very possible and doable, like 25 pull-ups in one set. Its only idiots that think it is isnt, and let me get into why I'lll never tell the general public this for 'free".
First, and this is the most irritating, this "give us the world for free" sorts are scum and disgusting - and they promote you and say good things about you to the HIGH heavens so long as you are politically correct with them but the minute you point out hard cold home truths about them, they go the other extreme and start attacking you like rabid dogs (their version of gay attack anyway, which is pointless and idiotic and doesn't affect me but you know, intentions are what count in life, and those NASTY mean intentions can be FELT very well by me).
ANYTHING I write here - literally - anything - the next MINUTE almost, fitness idiots over the world take it, and put it on their sorry ass "wrecks" - so called blogs or what not as I call it, in VAIN hopes of publicity and getting people to read it. But no-one does even then, even with the sizzling ideas they STEAL OFF ME ALL THE TIME - imagine if I gave them the whole thing? They'd have a fucking field day! ... No-one reads because one, their so called writing is AI machine CRINGE - two, they never actually mention this "one person" they are talking about because they are scared shitless of me, and because they think it gives me more relevance - no you fools, its called being honest ... and on the very rare occasions they mention other people, unless they're fat larping buffoons and hypocrites, and flaming faggots of course, they don't mention those people by name either.
But that's all they talk about me, me, haha. I mean even if I complain about food orders not arriving on social media - these people are that addicted to me they read even THAT! Then they offer "someone" advice on what to do when never having done anything remotely similar themselves - like I once said before there are no limits to the sheer depths of STUPIDITY the human "mind" (quotes in a lot of cases can PLUNGE to!!). I'm that much of a superstar. Next like with Pres Putin on his foreign trips, they'll be analyzing my shit - a certain "Ben Gay" once fantasized about just that! Eww. Come to think of it, this buffoon "analyses my health" though it's perfect all the time anyway. How gay! Cringe .
But they mention them so much anyway that even people who only go there for comic relief google them and sign up for their lists, and tell me how they got here. Hehe. So it doesn't hurt me, really. Helps me, but these people are so damn stupid, here I am, telling them exactly how to do it, and they still don't do it.
So - it would be pointless for me to tell them how to lose weight, or do 25 pull-ups in one set. For one they're lazy fat apes who don't do anything beyond larping and moaning on Tik Tok ... they're fat, outta shape, it shows. End of story. And they do nothing to fix it, therefore, ... pointless.
These faggots just want to run a cult where they even disable comments (courtesy my actions, hehe) - and people cant post annoymously either from what I hear (thank you, my dear moles that helped on that one, a certain Ben Fool is too stupid to realize anything anyway) ... and noone wants to be part of a cult where its their way or the highway and THEREFORE no-one reads them.
But they're sneaky mothers that want to make money off MY ideas, stealing every original idea of mine for FREE. Literally stealing it.
So being the sneakier Doctor, the good Doctor I just offer them tibits like bones to a dog, like throwing chicken bones to starving prisoners while getting foot, neck and back rubs from the other prisoners as a top dog in prison (read Shantaram for more, haha).
I make them SALIVATE being the top dog best marketer on the planet I am, these sorts grudgingly crank that out themselves too if you can believe that !
They write looonnng cringe articles on me, the latest all across the internet, literally broke the internet - on my losing weight, 120 - 60 kgs which is so very doable, like everything else I talk about. You just gotta stop being faggotty and less lazy. And I didn't even read that YAWN article since ... its too cringe, too eye watering, lots of GARBAGE in it than is beyond even me to process. Maybe someday I will, but its pointless.
Just do it, like 25 pull-ups in one set, 50 FINGERTIP pushups in one set.
All very doable if you set your mind to it.
Of course these jokers think pulling a plane by their hair is possible when they dont even have hair to do it with and that they're birds that can fly and literally jump off cliffs in that regard trying to do so but also believe the above is not possible !
So totally gay. Not that they themselves have done any of it. They just want validation, if 100000 people talk about a Greek politician caught eating shit - this actually happened, guys like Ben Fart actually say that's the way to do things, since "validation". So totally CRINGE, these loons. Pointless ... And in the rare cases they WOULD actually learn how to do the things, like the pull-up tips I put up for free, THEY NEVER ONCE - this sort - say thank you or credit me, or buy any products, so there's nothing in it for me. I'm not out here to do public service for fat codgers and garbage eating, seeking, thinking buffoons, ya know? Maybe you are, but I'm not. They are extremely ungrateful bastards, pointless dealing with this sort.
On that note, I'm back to the housemaid - gotta wake her up now, hehe. I'm off to bed myself, so she better wake up.
They crave nasty and mean, you know.
Buh bye for now, losers. Keep larping, but you'll never get the real deal unless you pay, so fuck off and keep being a loser. I'll take your women and fuck 'em in the ass as I do, right in front of you. They beg for it anyway.
Best,
Dr Rahul Mookerjee, M.D.