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But first, this bloody reliance on religion people have. DOnt get me wrong, I'm a Christian, but fuck, when other religions are around me, Hindu  - Muslim, Buddhist, and being I'm in non white countries an d have been most of my life, I don't give 2 fucks - its like, OK, thats fine, to each his own. 

I mean, God is one ultimately in my book at least. You can call it God, the Universe, Jesus, the Creator, Allah, (don't even get me started on the various Hindu Gods and Goddesses, sitting on various mice and animals etc - I'll stick with the lovely Bhagwati Devi, hehe) ... all the  same "ultimately". How people start wars on it is beyond me, its actually religion you could argue is the root of all evil, not money, ,but only because people MIS USE it and are idiots. And you'll see a lot more of it in the next VERY SOON years, maybe starting next year, end of this one. 

How time flies. Eh? 

I truly don't know how the past year flew past so quick!! 

Anyway ... (not the normal quick either - like days literally fly past, with all I do - staying busy etc) - its annoying as fuck, hearing nothing but devotional music all around me, people chanting all sorts of garbage hymns, the ex - who wasn't here the past coupla days - still isn't, - and her constant attempts at turning the damned place in Guantanemo Bay literally, doing her impersonation of Dr Chilton, we all know what happened to him - like  who the hell plays this GARBAGE religious music all day??

Even the maids come in, they're like does it ever stop? 

Even the Uber religious sorts shut up the damned temple at some time during the evening, reopen in the morning, with her its 24/7 garbage programming. Annoying as heck, which is why I hardly live with her, when I do, its always "headphones Central". 

And of course she's  right, and  of  course its right outside that daughter's room, this dumb ass sorry ass excuse of a mother literally put this crap music on headphones when she was young and made her listen to it while sleeping. 

Not that it changed my plans for either. Dr Mookerjee cannot be outwitted or Chiltoned, and she knows this. Anyway ... 

Remember Colt Severs (I think?) from the Fall Guy back in the day in the 90's? 

Not sure how many remembered that show,  I loved  it. Along with Dracula - haha. Baywatch and Pam's boobs  never did much for me, I'm not sure why? I mean I saw a coupla episodes, but Pamela did exactly fuck all for me for whatever reason, still doesn't. 

Baywatch, Bikiniwatch, whatever it is . 

 Anyway he was a stuntman and a bounty hunter was ole Colt, sitting in that classic ole school bathtub when it was all DONE ... I loved that show. 

Old school, and on that note - I just - do y'all remember my last "True Lies" email? Its posted here, so research if you so choose. Most of you wont because you're lazy fucks and that's fine. 

But I read an interesting  story - Peter Kent. 

Do you know  him? 

Answer - NO. 

But he worked with Arnie for years. 

As a stuntman who ... prosaically enough, LIED his way into the job by his own admission and then with no experience (kinda like me - the fall guy for everything according to my immediate "family" as explained before, hehe) was thrown in at the deep end (again - kinda like me, haha) ... 

The only difference is that for me I didn't have  to lie to get the jobs  I had zero experience in, I just told them  I could  do it, they liked me, hired me, and the rest is golden history as you've read. 

But anyway, stuntmen - now that's some dangerous shit!

Like those window cleaners cleaning skyscraper windows. 

And this was back in the 80's with no safety equipment whatsoever. In Bollywood at that time they still, a lot of 'em, did their OWN stunts back then. Haha. 

I'm sure some in hollywood did too - Stallone, Arnie - no. 

But it's an interesting story, but lies? 

I'll tell you one thing, you have to "lie" to successfully sell anything. 

"True lies", though. 

Its how Hitler dominated a lot of the world. 

Its how empires were built. 

Rule Numero uno - never say NO to the customer. 

"Of course we can build it!" - at "that job" you know of, though we didn't even have a team in. 

We got the money in FIRST. Credit ME. 

And then we hired, and didn't have experience anyway and did a shit job, but that part is different. 

Then you have the concept of speaking things into existence, like I did 25 pull-ups per set, but you actually have to follow that up with WORK, most just babble and don't DO. 

I've never been able to tell WHITE lies though, hehe. 

Its either true lies or brutal honesty. 

And both mesh into one another. 

Its an interesting concept, but my point for YOU - 

If you truly, truly want something, and KNOW you can pull it off - you must learn to say YES and not no. 

And if you truly have belief, they wont even ask for you creds. 

Trust me, all my life not one single person that has bought from me, hired me, whatever it is, has given two shits about my crap GPA and University Degree and such. 

I have them, yes, the Math minor, CS major, the Doctorate etc ... 

But no-one really cared even back in the day about all that, but then I'm an exception to every rule in a good way, and you should be too ... 

Once you're in, you do what you said you would. Could be late night drunken sales calls leading to MONEY, could be  1 am customer emails when you're supposed to be celebrating birthdays with families ... Haha. Two days into new job, birthday, first sale - BINGO! Memories, haha. I still remember the handshakes the next day, the stunned looks, they never ever expected that in their wildest dreams, but then when   I work for a man, I work for a man. Simple as that. 

And on that note, you can research Peter Kent. 

Interesting tale, back when things were REAL. 

& that's that. 

www.0excusesfitness.com

www.rahulmookerjee.com. 

Best, 

Dr Rahul Mookerjee, M.D. 

... unless you actually EMULATE the traits you admire in me, and there are obviously so many of them, no? Or you wouldn't ... 

I've always been hated all my life for what I had - most amazingly, even when I didn't have it. Remember rich brat growing up that got new bicycles like every 3 months - I got one because my old one was broken, and riding down the street, the way he glared holes through me (plus he could have kicked my ass at that time - I spoke about that, we trained Taekwondo together, he was from a very patriarchal upbringing, I was not) riding down the street. 

Where's your cycle I asked him, not even cheekily. Boy seeing Vince Gironda ride brings back those memories! 

He replied with a version of "your head" - language thing, but it means up your ass in a "how dare he have it manner". 

Now as I've written about there is nothing wrong with getting pissed off at others having things you don't have, but he had them and then some - I was the one that didn't. Classic upper vs lower class mentality - except I always had RICH mentality myself, therefore ... plus it was somewhat poor upbringing, but theirs was the sort of family, and I cannot say mine was ever that way growing up, still  isn't - that kept shit INTERNAL. 

So a son might, watch the movie Damini - or hell, I'll just tell you - basically a son raped some housemaid in the movie, and it was WRONG yes, and in that case she wasn't even coming on to him, but - and there have been plenty of cases like this in Northern India where I spent a lot of my life - and truth be told, it extends across countries, cultures, I'm just talking about that part of the world since I was there at the time - my nomadic self, with my women ,as I've been called, hehe - where rich brats run over beggars sleeping on the pavements and then buy their way out - in the movie it became a scandal because the daughter in law refused to shut up so they literally had her put in an asylum for the insane (money speaks, boyo, larp all you like but money speaks - Bozo Schofield anyone?) ... so anyway, they castigated the son at home, but did all they could to prevent a public scandal and stop the thing from going viral, and him going to jail or what not - hey. Ya'll are smart. you know what I BE talking about here. 

I'm not saying you should rape and run over people sleeping on pavements, but pavements are not meant for either sleeping or driving ... 

and I'm not saying you shouldn't face jail time for it, you should. 

But I do understand the concept of family honor etc, I don't support hanging people from trees as they do in certain parts of the world till this date, but there is very valid reason behind the logic, if not the action itself taken. Racial purity, we all want to be with "our own kind" - there's a lot of nuance involved, but it is what it is, and you're seeing it play out on a global scale all around you - like I keep trying to hammer into people's minds, there is a LOT of wisdom to old school thought, culture - people did things the way they did for centuries for good, and ultimately very practical reasons. 

Remember too, this is from the guy who got "death threats" of a certain kind as early as 2008 when he got married (ugh, but hey, learning experience, live and learn, I would not have it any other way) from a 15 year brother in law with a gun in hand (father slapped him down in that case, his own father - its so prosaic the way he BANISHED the daughter forever from the house after I won those 2 cases, till today the father doesn't talk to her - she complains all day long about me to her mother, equally frustrated most of her life, but even her own brother has come to his senses now and doesn't talk to her anymore) ... so when I get so many of them via email now, I just laugh. I'm very used to it. Nobody wanted me born, pally. So deal with it. Hahahaha. I was that unwanted kid they all tried to kill mentally first, then when the couldn't - it was "you'll die of this, die of that" said in a mournful Undertaker like - well wait, he was inspiring actually, tombstone like tone, but none of it happened. Fuck off, eat shit and pass. 

Remember, I don't use the word die. Only idiots and morons use these 2 words "hate" and "die" and I've explained this before. 

Anyway .... I'm not EVEN sure how I got side tracked into all this, but ultimately I've always believed, despite my own upbringing being the radical left and completely opposite, that blood is thicker than water and family is family no matter what. I don't know how, but I've always believed that. And there is good reason behind this too. 

So what I'm saying is this - HE was from that type of a family. He was the guy who pried my legs open in Taekwondo, and I yelled at him for doing it, and the instructor laughed "we'll show this guy!" - but look, great instructor, I've got nothing against him, he was brutal on everyone - more so on his own son who he brutally hammered physically and mentally in front of us all - plus he always praised my pushups so he did the RIGHT thing, credit where due, ass kicking where due - and one fine day we got into it and he was like do you want to fight? Neither one of us really knew how to, but I was SCARED at the time, and that clinched it, enough said, I've explained that concept before...

So I guess what I am saying - again - is that the polar opposite, ie my family upbringing is even worse. You turn out cucked and destroyed as a man, and only very few like me manage to break through on their own but it takes a hell of a lot of time, my friend, but ultimately its good - everything happens for the greater good. 

I remember a guy sort of like me who was into "slaves" (so called) - he'd (according to his own colleague my Dad who secretly wanted these things, but feminist mom and wife wouldn't allow it) put a foot up and ... Nazi style. Polish  my boots! 

What's funny is even my Mom beyond a point doesnt get it despite wanting it though she could. Feminism, hypocrisy, all plays into it. 

And they all complain about me because I do, hehe.

Mine is the kind that advocated extra brutal punishments, not fully warranted either for me at school since the home beatdowns didn't really ever work.. 

Neither did the constant gaslighting. 

These days with 1 of my own daughters, polar opposite. Apparently I'm supposed to cuck to her while teaching English "their way" which don't work. That simple. I never did it in China even when paid big bucks, refuse to do  it obviously now given the entire situation. Apparently lazy is fine now. HA! Rahul was of course just the experiment that went wrong eh. 

Anyway, where was I - ah yes, he supposedly was another Emperor Sir ordering boot polish fucker around .

And the guy would do it. That's a thing these days too for yours truly, except he doesn't wear boots, and I have to tell these idiots - you're staring at my beautiful feet, do I EVER come out in "boots"? 

I mean I love them, I have them, but I'm always either in flip flops or SPORTS shoes. 

They don't like scrubbing the latter, or former, but I make them do it by hand. 

Anyway that dude was a drinker, partier, kinda like my own Uncle in many ways - maternal Uncle - remember the tales? - and they all criticized him for his easy job. 

Um .... Sales and marketing is the lifeblood of any organization. If it were that easy everyone would do it and be a millionaire or more, and I'll just leave it at that - no arguing with Bozos and cucked Tom Tom's. 

When I took that company I mention in 10 Commandments of Successful Sales, actually 20 + - - no-one cared to acknowledge it, though I took the company - LITERALLY, its a small world, these things get around, from Zero to Hero as the next employer said. Of course, I left that place within a month. Magic only strikes ONCE - the conditions have to be  right too. 

Those books are available at our beautiful, great BEST FOR THE BEST website - https://www.0excusesfitness.com/products. 

Idiots love to say "so what if he did it" when THEY CANT DO IT THEMSELVES. 

"so what if he's in great shape" "he's nothing special" - yeah, but I AM in great condition so by INFERENCE, you idiots, I AM special ,or you wouldn't be addicted, and ... well, you're not, so your COPING. 

Anyway he offered me beer - cardinal sin for my mother who was scandalized at me drinking at the age of golly, 17 - when every other boy around me was happily openly doing it too. 

I had three beers, never got drunk. Always loved beer! 

And the next day she was like "what if its HIS SON doing it". (his son was a cuck). 

And maybe she had a point, people are quick to criticize or admire others, but they wont implement that same thing in their families, but him, I had a feeling he would. That was a patriarch of sorts... 

True YIn and Yang all these tales, eh. 

What really got her goat? 

"Even if you rape someone, come home and tell your family" he said drunkenly. 

What he meant was this - your family will always help. 

Ah, but that isn't the case with mine. 

I couldn't even tell mine when I got married, so I did it anyway. Fought the 2 cases myself, got ripped off, got part of the money back, till this date the lawyers involved are roaming around Scot free, the cops - well action was taken there thank you high Court - and all throughout I was roundly criticized and never the ex wife, it was my name BANDIED around in the newspapers TILL TODAY, never the ex wife, and until I won, no-one said I should have done it. 

When I did win, I wasn't even around to enjoy the real spoils of it all. 

Cops showed up personally to "apologize" (fake apology but still, because they were suspended for life)  -  - but then apparently Dad jumped in and showed "how much of a good Dad he was " by yelling at them for "doing it in the first place". 

Of course, when they did do it, they were right and I was wrong - until I won, and despite it being MY MONEY, my ass on the line, my EVERYTHING, they wanted either my passport or money as so called bail, soon to be wife at the time was like, don't give them money, give them your passport, they have to return the latter, money, you never know. 

Um, not in a million years, girlie. 

Or like Clarisse said, not in a 1000 years. Certain passports are rather valuable ... anyway, ... and no I didn't ask for "help" from you know where in that regard though I could have. Wink. 

Anyyyyyyyywwwwwwwwwwaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy... 

So that type of family is NOT good either. In fact its even worse and facts speak there too. 

Hell, till this date I talk to a girl and the entire family "peering behind the curtains of the Internet as it were" gets scandalized and talks about it all day and like larpos they don't admit but they DO. 

So where we he? 

Diatribe? Nah. It makes perfect sense. 

So ... yeah, unless you emulate those traits you admire in me. 

The fight, the physical fitness, the mental part (most important - remember Hannibal asking Clarisse like I do ya'll - YES OR NO, Clarisse? REpeatedly?) ... 

The sexy body, my girls, all of it, but you know, when people are FORCED to admit all this, they do it in a cloaked with envy and admiration tone we all know. 

They look at you and "oh, that guy!" Auto submit. 

But its not said with a positive vibe. 

It's said in a negative "Im forced to say it" kinda vibe. 

We all know what I mean here! 

The group of boys in high school - and only ONE of them got big and rich or whatever it is, and the rest years later were FORCED to acknowledge it, but hated it, because they knew they were too lazy themselves to do the SAME DAMNED THING! 

SO there's no point in that. 

When people look at me and go Wow! Excellent condition, I don't feel good at all in most cases ... 

I only feel good if these guys say it, then DO THE SAME Thing in all their own lives, then come back to me and say "hey, I saw you doing 25 pull-ups out there in the park on the same stand the Brigadier installed and I got so motivated I did it myself, now I'm better than YOU!" . 

With some solid evidence of it ... that's just one example. 

I've never hero worshipped one single person in my entire life. 

Not once. 

I've admired many, I still do. 

But I watch, observe, I take from them what is good,, most of it is - and I implement in my own life. 

And that's what winners do, my friend. 

There's common threads, if you observe them.

And I'll tell you one damn thing, maybe a free tip? I dont know, but exercise wise, training wise, its best to start alone, not in the gym where idiots that might not really  be that good will come up to a beginner and said "pah! Just one pushup!" 

Hey, we all start someplace, I did, the kind of comments I got growing up would have discouraged people for life, for me it just enraged me internally, years later all that frustration (since at the time I couldn't do shit about it) was converted into classic pyscho mode - WINNER MODE, Yin and Yang, wheel coming full circle, but till this date I don't generally train outdoors because of fat Bozos and larping doing the opposite of what was done before, which is even more annoying since its not even motivating to me. 

Know your place, eh. I'm NOT even gonna get further into that one here, Rambo is what they call me in that regard. Enough said already!!!  

One place the winners all congregate and hang around is www.0excusesfitness.com and they spend a lot of their rmoney there too. So, if you're not a complete rank loser and happy to remain there at the bottom under Emperor Sir's soles or boots or whatever the hell these guys cope and get off to because that their "lot in life" and they have RESIGNED THEMSELVES TO IT, then join NOW. 

Best, 

Dr Rahul Mookerjee, M.D. 

P.S - Jodie Foster years later was asked if she ever spoke to Hopkins after Silence of the Lambs. Answer was NO, he scared me during the movie. 

And that's a MAN right there for you, movie aside ... Enough said? 

No prizes for guessing its mainstream media. No brownie points for guessing it was aimed against the greatest and best President ever in history, President Donald TRUMP.

I've explained the greatest part before, but really, the shocker I read boiled down to this - "Why does Trump spend his weekend obsessing over great men". 

The author - predictably a woman - quite typical  of females, lol - answered her own question saying "Because he knows he will never will be one". 

What - the - flying - fuck. Regardless of where you stand politically or life wise, if you cannot see the utter nonsense to this, you're a bigger idiot than even yours truly thought possible, and I've seen some grade A++ cases and continue to, believe me! 

Trump was already a great man a long time ago! 

RESULTS. 

How else do you measure greatness? Certainly not by liberal niceness which leads to catastrophe at any level. 

Any level. 

Great men learn this the hard way. There is only way to learn lessons permanently, through experience in the trenches, and the hard way. 

One example - being nice to losers mean they will take more advantage of you or try to - and will backstab you instantly because of their innate jealousy towards you and what you do, your success, what you have that they  never will come close to having because they wont take the action (too lazy) to get it themselves, instead wanting it for "free". Books, slaves, maids, all of it. 

Second - my own prior family. For years I was too nice to the ex, and what happened? She bailed, taking a daughter with her, the minute she got a chance. And I wasn't even "nice" compared to most men out there that are totally cucked and gay and paying for shit over which they have zero rights. In my case she was handed a golden opportunity which of course she ended up eventually blowing - typical again. Responsibility and power must never be handed to the undeserving, and that means women in general. 

Again, you look at the long term results of feminism, and you have your answer right there. Ruined lives, children growing up fucked up  in the head mentally, constantly pinning blame on one person - the man who refuses to cuck while he just progresses on to bigger and better, and laughs at it knowing his final revenge is nigh. 

But really, no-one becomes great, or achieves anything without studying deeply those that did before him - MEN. 

People all have this idea great men are born great with a silver spoon in their mouths. 

The reality might shock you if you actually analyze their lives, its the polar opposite. 

And money isnt the point. They have been brutally attacked like men in general since childhood in some manner and the cream of the crop ultimately rose up and won, the rest lost. Its that simple. Nothing comes free in life. Success carries with it scars, a HUGE HUGE cost. Most will never understand this because they don't even really try. What most refer to as trying is anything BUT. 

I cannot think of one single woman counted as great in history - can you? Exceptions like Joan of Arc aside... 

Men are the ones that build and do. As simple as that. Everything around you boils down to a MAN doing it ultimately if you analyze rationally without emotions involved. 

Plus, you never sit on your ass and claim you're an expert though you  might be (the Bodyweight Exercise Guru yours truly is so far above the rest it ain't even funny, yet even he does not, I'm learning DAILY - any REAL expert would and should or he's not an expert) ... else you'll lose that expert status very quickly. 

Trump analyzes deeply like any rational male would. 

He studies what people did before him. How they did it. 

I've spoken about this before, when faced with some decisions, often times I'm like "What would Trump do? What would Jeff Bezos do? What would Elon do?" 

And so on and so forth. 

Every rational male does this. 

We harness their minds through the ether, they ours. Its all a collective subconscious for WINNERS globally. Ever notice winners write the same thing or say the same thing just as you are about to? 

There is a very good reason behind that most people do not understand, that being thoughts transmuting. 

The vast majority of men spend their entire lives "hating" (though I don't use the term, they love to) and coping. When they see someone that has what they do not, they find reasons to justify their own lack of having it and that manifests as "hate" - or "jealousy" - whatever you call it. When men are jealous, they manifest it as hate. 

They will never however pause to analyze the person, and see what he did and went through to get to where he currently is where he has way more than you ever will. (unless you change). 

Translation - they do not truly want it. They just want it handed it to them, as discussed above, that doesn't work. The Universe only gives you that which you DESERVE. 

Those that truly want it don't hate. They don't idolize - very important - I never have anyone, never will. Men are men just like you. They just took certain actions and hung in there long enough for success to have no choice but to hammer their doors down ultimately since they just wouldnt give up. Its that simple, friend. So men that truly want something but don't have it as yet will look at someone that does, study them deeply, and then do what they did and then they get it too. Again. Blindingly simple, amazing how many so people refuse to get it. 

Success at anything is ultimately measured by OVERALL results. If you're truly fit, your likely a success in your life at a certain level. If you're into fat boy fitness, you're fat and cucked and miserable in your own life and addicted to those that aren't that. That is just how it works, friend. Same thing business wise. 

Losers will NEVER understand why winners obsess over other successful men - it isn't to "simp" - or idolize - and it isn't, as women whine about "all he talks about is Elon Musk". (while not even pronouncing Elon's name correctly herself, minor thing, I get it, accent etc, but still...). 

Guy's the world's richest and along with Bezos, most successful man. Henry Ford is the only other alternative in that bracket in a different time frame, yet people all they whine about with Ford is "he was racist and didn't like Jews". 

Well, neither do I, I've explained why before. But that don't mean they aren't successful. They control the world's money don't they? You must analyze the typical Jew and how they behave money wise to understand how they got there. Money, money, money, is all they talk about "Jews and money", as they rightly say. 

If you looked inside these people's minds, you'd be very shocked to realize these people are thinking "there is no difference between Elon and myself". (as an example). 

If he did it, so can you, friend. If I'm the bodyweight exercise Guru, you can become that too - but I wont let you BEAT me, so  if you do become that, I will analyze YOU too to keep WINNING. 

Napoleon Hill didn't just spend 20 years of his life in vain analyzing successful men of his time before writing the eventual bestseller "Think and Grow Rich". He's written plenty of other great books too, but despite Outwitting the Devil being my personal favorite, this one is the most famous, which is fine. But you should read all his works, same goes for Ralph Waldo Emerson and the great Claude Bristol, still with us in spirit all these MEN. Again. I get nothing from promoting them here. But I'll do so anyway. They DESERVE IT. RESULTS. 

Simple as that, all of the above points. 

You become great by observing greatness, not by doing what the herd tells you to do, because the latter wants to keep you in the bucket of losers with them. 

The former will allow you to climb out if you so deserve it. 

Not studying great men my ass. 

Pretty much ALL my books imbibe the spirit of great men, and very fucking openly at that, I've explained why before. 

I might think someone is a fat fuck with zero knowledge of anything and if they write books on pull-ups without being able to do ONE SINGLE ONE themselves, or larp about how pull-ups arent required, then I'll call them out and so will my loyal customers for being the idiots and hypocrites they are. 

If those same people actually though did something - in the former case, made certain exercises world famous, or famous to a degree at least, then I'll credit them for that and that alone. 

If those same people - latter case have a good degree of base "strength" (not overall fitness but just brute muscle via nature's blessings) then I'll say that too. 

You take what's good from people. 

I talk about Iron Mike in Pushup Central. Goggins on the sales pages of the books on pull-ups, as well as Vince Gironda. Russian strongmen in the books on isometrics. The Great Gama. List goes on and on and on and on. 

And I do so very openly. 

The woman above would probably say what Goggins own family does "he never spends time with us even on Xmas morning because he's out running". 

Yeah, Goggins responded to that very well indeed. 

Far better to run outside than looking at their lazy asses parked on the couch stuffing their gullets. I'd do the same and DO. 

Iron Mike is a rapist, they claim. No. He wasn't. He was wrongly accused like any successful man is. Just look at all the retarded allengations against me, apparently I put women in chains, beat them, and all sorts of nonsense including being a paedophile - funnily enough the people who say this are self projecting because FACTS show they are that themselves. 

You might not like the guys above. 

Fine. 

But they're greats. 

You might not like me. 

Fine. 

But I AM the Bodyweight Exercise Guru. 

Take from this what you will, but let me tell you one damn thing, lone wolf mentality is great. 

I have it. 

But you cannot succeed at the highest levels without other MEN around you, doers. Simple as that. 

And the way lone wolves that DO succeed at that level do it via harnessing brain power through the ether. 

Trump, myself, a host of other guys - namely the ones above might SEEM like lone warriors upfront, but they're anything but internally. 

And that's what its about, friend. 

Again, take from this what you will. 

But facts are ultimately just that, facts. 

WIN. 

www.0excusesfitness.com. 

Best, 

Dr Rahul Mookerjee, M.D. 

So life, dancing monkeys and more! 

I've been in flashback mode since ... well, last night before lopping off to bed. 

I was purging some very nasty memories indeed, hehe, including a stint in the Middle East which I didnt like at all. But hey, all happens for a reason eh. 

But anyway ... 

Yours truly was once hired as a bouncer. 

At a dancing monkey center. 

A decidely unthreatening one - hired to keep the monkeys away or bring 'em in, well, you decide. 

I even had an assistant! 

Her name ?

I wouldnt know, friend. 

Wham bang thank you Ma'am my ass. 

She disappeared the minute I took the infamous photo. 

Hehe. 

Which shouldn't be as infamous as it is, but remember, Rahul Mookerjee says a word, the word of haters starts hating 

Or was that the other way around. Hehe. 

Sometimes, I think I just need to be natural. 

And thats all I need to do. 

I swear, thats all I ever do and have ever done.... Hehe. 

Anyway, social media isn't something I love, but I'm using it more these days but of course. 

LinkedIn might remove me permanently. 

And if they BS at me any more this time, I won't even bother. Hehe. 

Like I don't with Freakbook - for the most part, of course. 

But .... 

That picture is decidely unbouncer like. Movie star like, perhaps. 

Renegade, yes, artist, yes, and many other things, but bouncer? 

In the future, I'll post a picture of myself with a true Bouncer and Gorilla, hehe, my buddy from the Marines. 

You haven't seen David and Goliath until you've seen THAT. Hehe. 

And, yours truly wrote about "Happy Giraffe" International school with some very real protagnoists on the other site. 

You'll see a picture of yours truly as a Giraffe as well. Hehe. 

Be on the outlook for all that - and would yo ubelieve it, friend, I actually had an English student/still friend called "Giraffe". 

He had a short neck, apparently he wanted a longer one... 

Heh! 

ESL you beauty - not - when I DID deign to do it - and trust me, they paid me a heck of a lot to do it. 

Way more than the Tom Tom's and Bozos could ever dream of. You'll see it and why in the pictures, all to come... 

So, if you ain't done it already, follow me on @0excusesfitness on Instagram. 

Plenty from China! Hehe. 

And thats that for now, my friend. 

I'll see you soon!

Best, 

Rahul Mookerjee

P.S. - Almost forgot, friend - Fast and Furious Fitness- the Collector's Edition. It's gotta GO - NOW. 

ARE you gonna be the first - and last - to get this most prestigous, world famous, and critically acclaimed book? 

I dont know. 

Only you do!

And remember, autographs for zilcho - free - too! 

I dont know, to me that would be cincher....